104. Tries to pick up whores at the Cheesecake Factory
105. Photoshops and beats off to pictures of Kradam.
105. Photoshops and beats off to pictures of Kradam.
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Danny Gokey: As fat, delusional, gross, sweaty, and douchy as ever
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Posts: 4 (05/03/09 12:20 AM) |
106. He sometimes looks like the evil twin of Robert Downey, Jr. (And I LOVE RDJ, so it pisses me off)
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Posts: 9606 (05/03/09 12:55 AM) Registered User |
totell wrote:Yay! That is the #1 reason why I hate him. Have you already mention the stupid heart shape he makes with his hands when Ryan reads his numbers off? |
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Posts: 13383 (05/03/09 4:18 AM) Registered user |
107. I hate him so much, he makes me not hate Archuletta, which means I wasted several months of my life.
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Posts: 4311 (05/03/09 5:57 AM) Registered User |
108. He makes every Kristen free episode of Idolatry less enjoyable because I want Kristen to show up and destroy him.
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Posts: 168 (05/03/09 12:16 PM) |
From an interview with Casey Carlson and Jesse Langseth:
"Contestant Danny Gokey kept saying he never understood, when watching the show, why contestants would cry when others got voted off, Carlson said" Douche. |
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Sardonically Irreverent |
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Posts: 13386 (05/03/09 12:34 PM) Registered user |
He also didn't understand why people were crying at Sophia's funeral, as they should have been celebrating his brilliant career move.
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Sheri |
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Posts: 321 (05/03/09 12:36 PM) |
109. Uses his x-ray glasses to see through Allison's, Paula's, Kara's and Adam's clothes.
110. Is jealous that Simon called Kris wet. He wants to be the wet one. 111. Is angry that Kara used the term "sleazy" on Adam. Believes that all "s" adjectives belong to him: smug, smelly, smarmy, sleazy, smegma. 112. Is just plan jealous that the judges speak to anyone other than him. 113. Killed his wife so he could sample ebony & ivory love with bff Jafar.
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Posts: 322 (05/03/09 12:41 PM) |
114. Baby Paisley won't vote for him.
115. Licorice does vote for him. 116. Proves every week that America DOES vote for the worst: him. |
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Posts: 323 (05/03/09 12:42 PM) |
Sardonically Irreverent wrote: Ohhh touché. |
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Posts: 2645 (05/03/09 1:34 PM) Registered User |
Sheri wrote:. . . slovenly, sloppy, slothful, shiftless, sickening, sordid, sinister, spiteful, Santorum. . . |
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Posts: 4289 (05/03/09 2:27 PM) Registered user |
garblue wrote:...scummy, slimy, smirking... |
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Sheri |
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Posts: 326 (05/03/09 3:36 PM) |
117. Will dedicate Tuesday's song to his bff the late Adam Cook. He'll even manage a slight tear at the end of the song.
118. Ghoulies' song choice on Tuesday will be Stairway to Heaven. At the end of the song, he'll look heavenbound. |
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Posts: 4630 (05/03/09 3:38 PM) Registered User |
119. He killed Adam Cook.
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Posts: 4290 (05/03/09 3:50 PM) Registered user |
Hmm. Chokey had the flu earlier this season. Given that he is such a slovenly pig, you don't think... no... do you...?
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Posts: 1975 (05/03/09 3:52 PM) |
120. Started the swine flu epidemic. This will make him a mass murderer, as well as a serial killer.
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Posts: 13387 (05/03/09 4:09 PM) Registered user |
I bet Danny DID start the swine flu after his attempts with Avian Flu and SARS failed.
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Posts: 1977 (05/03/09 4:12 PM) |
I wouldn't be surprised if he had WMD in his basement at home.
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Sheri |
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Posts: 328 (05/03/09 5:49 PM) |
LeeLeeRaRa wrote: There WERE WMDs in Ghoulies' basement. He ate them all during a binge. |
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Posts: 3360 (05/03/09 6:27 PM) Registered user |
121. He looks like he smells.
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