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KenC333peepeedinmycoke |
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Chokes to death on a diseased dogs cock
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BillGuido |
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Stabbed with a fork repeatedly, dropped into a vat of ticks and doused with vinegar and salt.
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factoryhurl |
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od's on a nice lasagna.
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token lunatic |
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Forced to eat Coach's ass.
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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chokes on ham
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token lunatic |
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Attention future posters: Please do not do anymore "chokes" b/c TC's chokes trying to make the "r" sound is the definitive chokes. Got
it? GOOD!
btw, kudos to my flaming pork rind..that was brilliant |
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BillGuido |
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Enjoys deep sea diving, swims with fish and turtles, toe lightly grazes a piece of coral, violent horrible spasms ensue, amused shark interrupts festivities by
biting head off.
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Snakes And Arrows |
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Go to Bronx Zoo one sunny day, sees glimmer of a gold sumthin' on the ground, bends over to pick it up and is killed while being ass-raped by an elephant.
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bluesboi |
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Commits suicide after Ducks take series.
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token lunatic |
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Death by frozen carrots.
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Kimbob the Magnificent |
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You people are completely underestimating the merits of a good case of brain cancer.
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PieceOfSquash |
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has a seizure and is kept alive for 15 years on a feeding tube while she is in a permanent vegetative state. her husband gets to pull the plug on her after a
lengthy court battle.
i hate kimbob. |
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Simone |
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POS takes part in his first orgy and dies of apparent happiness. Actually it's a heart attack but we won't tell him that.
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RoMa |
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Simone chases one too many younger men at once while jogging and doesnt see StarStar's cooter implant till it's ego is too bloated
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token lunatic |
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Gets acid burned by Donatello's taint.
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hwamf |
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KenC333peepeedinmycoke |
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Gets herpagonasyphilaidea from a tranny bangkok hooker
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khnum |
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Dies a peaceful death of natural causes in his bed at the age of 84, whilst sleeping next to his beloved.
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Comrade Jerrifan |
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gets killed by pseudo?
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RoMa |
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Dies when his beloved leaves him for KenC333peepee
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