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I know you have a thing with TWoP here, but not liking Jacob Clifton is just insane, and I think he outdid himself with this description of Danny's performance;

"What happened with Slash and Danny? I was going to say that Slash should beat his ass, but how long do you have to be in a band with Axl Rose before that douche-detecting part of your brain just gets all burnt up? Five minutes of being in a band with Axl Rose and you would just retreat into your hair and stop caring what anybody else is doing. "Just let me play my guitar and I'll be happy," you would say. Slash looks straight into the camera with his actual tongue in his literal cheek and nearly goes into a coughing fit with how hard he wants Danny to fail.

But what Danny does is not failure. I don't know that we have a word for it in our human talking language, but what Danny does is create new levels of creepy, crappy, idiotic nonsense not even Sanjaya could have prepared us for. It's maybe my favorite thing that has ever happened on this show. Imagine if you will that Danny Gokey did a mean-spirited impression of Adam Lambert, and really put his back into it. You know that Danny doesn't get it, whatever "it" is, he's not going to get it. And imagine that he turns this "it" over on its back like a Labrador Retriever that needs dominating, and then, surprisingly slowly and tenderly... Sticks his tongue in its mouth. And then, with everybody watching in jaw-dropped horror, they begin to make rhythmic love. And this is taking place at a family reunion."

It goes on, but I felt a need to share that part as I think it is both eloquent and concise. That is exactly what the performance was like.