OK, I know what you're thinking....another damn Coach thread.....but NO! This is different. We hate the guy (which is
fun), we've raked him over the coals (which is even MORE fun) and we have mocked him!!! BUT NOW...........it's
time to dig deep, too see how much you know.....about the idiot/liar/heathen that is Ben "Coachbag" Wade.
AND TO WIN A PRIZE!!!
WINNERS: TRICKMIND AND KENC333!!!! CONGRATS TO BOTH!!!
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"Coachs Final Words Contest" TRICKMIND & KENC333 WIN!
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"Coachs Final Words Contest" TRICKMIND & KENC333 WIN! |
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Posts: 6351 (05/07/09 12:35 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 17198 (05/07/09 12:43 PM) Not a team player
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This sounds AWESOME.
And fun :) |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 6352 (05/07/09 12:49 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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I will not include myself eligible to win, since giving myself a prize is stupid- but just to get thing started, here's a submission:
Coachbag: "I UNDERSTAND this game, I KNOW this game....I was the BEST out here....... I was the only one with experience out here.....I came strictly for *another* adventure......NOT the money.....I don't need the money and would like to see someone who needs it get it. I understand WHY they voted me off....." Here's some helpful hints for submissions: watch blisterings videos of Coach in the "Blistering is uploading CBS Vids" thread to get some ideas. Also CBS youtube channel has past episodes of Survivor to re-watch them. MAY THE BEST SUCKSTER WIN!! |
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Posts: 978 (05/07/09 12:50 PM) |
I think his final words will be,
"after all, in the end I played with integrity" Or "these stupid f'n kids" Or "Janitholemydolly is a whore" Somethign to that effect. What did I win? |
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Vicarious |
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Posts: 114 (05/07/09 12:55 PM) |
Man they voted out the Dragon Slayer, and I was about to win this game.
I played this game with honor and never lied to anyone. The Warrior alliance just didn't hold together. I tried to change the game so that only the warriors made it to the end if they had played with honor like me. I could have lasted another 32 days out here; this is what I live for. None of them had a clue on how to survive if I hadn't been here. The Dragon Slayer's going to Ponderosa, they blindsided me, that's the only way they could get me out, if I had known what was going on I could have stayed in the game. I didn't lie I played the game with 1) honor and 2) integrity. I'm not sure which of them will deserve my vote to win. |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 6353 (05/07/09 1:10 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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^^ Damn good guess. This is going to be a TOUGH CONTEST!!!
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goohst |
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Posts: 326 (05/07/09 1:11 PM) |
I got beaten. I'm upset that Debbie turned on me, but that reflects me more than anything. I wish all of them the best and I got blindsided. That's
all.
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 6354 (05/07/09 1:12 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Eugene Schwindlemyer wrote: A blowjob from me.......for $50. |
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Posts: 17665 (05/07/09 2:17 PM) Registered User |
Jani has mailed stuff to me. I'm sure all the strange porn that I started getting a month later was just a coincidence.
I'm really not sure I can get my brain to function at a delusional enough level to write a Coach essay. This will be a tough one. |
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WTFscissoring8 |
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Posts: 1195 (05/07/09 2:26 PM) |
coach's final words will be something along the lines of coming out of the closet. i don't know what exact words he will use, but it'll be something to that effect. 10x worse than nick stanbury or boring dan's. |
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ben |
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Posts: 78 (05/07/09 2:26 PM) |
Final Words,
"They always vote out the strongest players when it get to the finals".. |
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 615 (05/07/09 2:28 PM) |
One thing I know ..coach will say that he won no matter what .. somewhere in his speech it will go something like this I imagine
"I was true to my word , JT looked me in the eye and lied to me ..he is not a noble warrior therefore I am the true winner in all this . I was the warrior and I will not give my vote to anyone that is not a honorable warrior like me. I have been through so much more than these people already. that makes me the true survivor" And then he will offer his services to fetish filmmakers to do porn with fat chicks and male rottweillers |
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ben |
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Posts: 79 (05/07/09 3:06 PM) |
Mrpoopypants,
that's true, it will have some bullshit about warriors an truth, etc. I will also put money on the fact he will have many feathers in his head, and a Sam-R-I Bun Hairdo. |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 6357 (05/07/09 3:09 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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cindidindi76 wrote: 
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 6358 (05/07/09 3:15 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Mrpoopypants wrote: Poops: I am putting this in as an official submission- good guess!! And in all seriousness- the prize is something really nice. I will make sure you're a happy camper if you win- so try you're best! Think about things a douchebag, wanna-be warrior, fake, phony, liar would say. You should nail it. Remember- you can post more than one guess!! |
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Lake Like The Ocean |
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Posts: 635 (05/07/09 3:26 PM) Registered user |
I'm more deserving of the million dollars because I played the game with honesty and integrity; I've survived blindside after blindside and have gotten
by solely on my will to survive. I came into this game in disgust at the usual tactic to bring weak players to the end, and sought to bring only the strongest
and greatest with me so we may have a true contest of strength and survival. I am proud that all of you made it to the merge, and that I have had the
opportunity to play with the best and brightest players of this game. [My opponent] chose to bring me to the final 2 because he saw me as a free pass to the
million; had I won the immunity challenge, I would have taken [him/her] because I felt they were the most worthy opponent who I would have the most difficult
time winning against. I've played a clean game from day one, which is more than I can say about my opponent.
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 6359 (05/07/09 3:35 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Wow- It's going to one hell of a hard contest to decide- I am glad I decided to let peole vote on a winner. I have a feeling someone's going to nail it
almost word for word. Don't worry- I will take care of a runner-up also if someone comes in a close 2nd. =)
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blistering |
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Posts: 4077 (05/07/09 3:57 PM) Registered user |
"I'm proud I had the chance to show America how this game can be played with courage and integrity. I came into this game wanting to raise the stakes
and make this a game about strength and nobility.
Throughout the entire show I tried to lead by example and instill confidence and drive in those that followed me. I hope that I helped the other players learn something about themselves and how to realize their full potential. This was a wonderful experience that I wouldn't trade for anything, even for my world record journeys and numerous accomplishments. I understand that I was too great a force to be left in the game. I played very hard and they couldn't ignore that. I forgive my tribe mates for seeing no option but to eliminate me from the game. I look forward to reuniting with Tyson and celebrating our many triumphs and I wish "forza", or "good luck" to all the remaining players." |
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Posts: 252 (05/07/09 4:01 PM) |
Damn the dragon slayer got slayed tonight. I put all my faith in the warrior alliance. I thought me and jt had a trust bond i even looked him in the eye.
I'm a warrior who fought through almost dying and I played the game with honesty and integrity and i'm sad to see i was the only one left. I'm so
p'od right now. Now i have to go deal with that dumbshit sierra at ponderosa. Can't wait to see tyson. I wish everyone good luck and that the wizard
will be struck down. Long live the dragon slayer.
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srvivrfreakevelrich |
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Posts: 1056 (05/07/09 4:09 PM) Admin |
Well, my reign as King of Tocantins is over with tonight's vote, and the best warrior was voted out. I am sad that my warrior alliance could not stick
together, but this is the game we signed up for. I have no strong dislike towards anyone who has been in the game, as I am not a hurtful person. These people
have only made my time better, and have enriched my experience. I give good luck to the people who beat me, except for Erinn. JT and Stephen did what they had
to do to get further, and that is fine with me, because, as I said, I am not a hurtful person. Although these people all played a different game than me, by
lying and backstabbing, I am proud with the way I've played; a truthful, honest, admirable game. I cant wait to see my fellow warriors on the jury, and to
confront the Dragon and the Dragon Princess. Im hungry, I want a pizza. It's been a great game, good luck to everyone, and I bid adue to the Dragon Slayer.
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Doulton |
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Posts: 25 (05/07/09 4:28 PM) |
Another prophet has not been honored in his own country. But, like Saint George, I slayed the dragon. When you find yourself with liars a real Warrior must put down his sword and leave the battlefield. I only battle worthy warriors and it is time for me to wash my hands of this unsporting competition. I've almost died a thousand times; I have survived shark bites and the adder's venom. I can contend with mighty tornadoes and hurricanes and cannibals: they do not seek to betray and deceive. I've left this game on my own terms with honor. Coach will live to fight many more battles and weather many more storms. |
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