I'm off to watch it now. Please let it be the silly trash I'm expecting. heh
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"Cougar" - Nastiest Farewell on TV!!
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Posts: 499 (04/18/09 1:14 AM) |
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Hotlantan |
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Posts: 2942 (04/18/09 5:19 PM) Registered user |
The Cougar: Will You Accept This Cold Sore?
The Cougar premiered a few days ago on TVLand, but last night I was drunk and stoned enough to venture into the den! Let me just say, this shit makes The Bachelor look like caviar on a silver spoon. It is such a piece of low-budget trash! The whole thing looks like it was paid for with a handful of McDonald's Monopoly tokens and a gift certificate to Master Cuts. I bet they didn't even pay to film in that mansion! They just crashed an open house. Anyway, this shit is under the fucking barrel. The grossest part of the whole show is the elimination ceremony. Vivica Fox, who only signed up for this mess after producers promised they would track down her hairline, announces to the group of dicktards that if "The Cougar" gives them her lips, they are safe, if she gives them her cheek, they have to go home. Seriously, they can't even afford roses, so they pass out the herp instead! You know I'm not a prude, but this shit is kind of disgusting. You're not supposed to use your lips during orgies! Couldn't she put on a rubber glove and give them a handjob instead? That would be more sanitary. This shit must be sponsored by Abreva. |
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ustrasana |
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Posts: 5348 (04/21/09 2:51 PM) Registered user |
I am so bored right now, I'm watching this. It is horrible, I had to mute several times already.
How gross with the kiss to stay. wtf? |
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Fluffynurse |
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Posts: 15427 (04/22/09 8:32 PM) Registered User |
Are they in the Joe Schmo house from season 1? Sure does look like it.
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GlamsSlam |
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Posts: 3654 (04/22/09 11:10 PM) Registered User |
This show puts the low in rent. The "men" are too young. Men in there early 20s are shitty in the sack, they have little emotional resonance and
intellectual development. Stacy would have to be Mary kay LeTourneau or retarded to think they are "relationship" material. Or she defines
"relationship" as a three day weekend in Cabo and then its GAME ON!
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ObservingEgo |
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Posts: 7897 (04/30/09 9:47 AM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) |
Bump. |
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Syoma |
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Posts: 2575 (05/01/09 6:51 PM) Registered User |
That was just gross. even prostitues dont kiss. I mean she just kissed dozens of other guys then you will kiss her? like you make out with those men too.
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ObservingEgo |
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Posts: 7910 (05/01/09 8:45 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) |
Syoma. Kiss me. |
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Ahminept |
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Posts: 531 (05/07/09 1:10 PM) Registered user |
This has to be the most boring group of guys in one place. Even the cutest of the bunch is a snoozer. I'm not surprised no one's really watching
this. The tasks are lame, the dates are lame, the conversations in the house are lame ... EVERYTHING about this show is lame. Yet, I'm still watching -
maybe just hoping for a shirt off or two. Not even that. Blah!
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swim4life227 |
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Posts: 6849 (05/07/09 1:21 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
It looks like Jimmy is next week =O
I love that Jon, the so called sweetheart, is now suddenly the most hated person. |
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Jaydubzz |
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Posts: 2 (05/07/09 8:11 PM) |
Ok - this show has brought me out of "lurkdom" - just have to comment!
Vivica Fox - annoying as all hell, with her ghetto-fab routine. Poor choice as a host! Ryan (psycho ex-marine/ex pothead) - So glad he got the boot! The way he was acting on the first episode, I thought I was watching "Tool Academy" ~ loved how his secret was that he "had a pot problem" but now he's "all better". Dude: deal with your drinking AND your anger issues! Travis - what did they did, cast this at the local high school? Teen-aged Don Johnson called, he wants his feather-cut back! Colt - maybe you can find a female singer named Filly, and you can be the "Sonny & Cher of the New Millennium". You're not that talented - your voice is pitchy, your songwriting is trite & cliche, and your internal rhythm is terrible! Austin - want a hankie? If I ever see that guy on the slopes, a bitch-slap is in order! I've saved the cougar's-share of my vitriol for Whorina AKA Stacey. One of my wife's "guilty pleasures" is subscribing to the tabloids, and the Enquirer has done two consecutive articles on Whorina: http://www.nationalenquir...ow_a_lie/celebrity/66566 - not the successful realtor they portray her to be - can't make her $500 per month child support payments (2 years behind) - fucked around on her husband with younger guys - obsessed with plastic surgery - none of the kids even live with her She's not even that hot after all the surgery - she constantly has that pained "constipated on the toilet seat" look on her face...and she's about as shallow as a kiddie-pool. This show is SO bad that it, like so many reality shows, transcends its badness and is actually good! |
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Marisa |
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Posts: 262 (05/08/09 10:16 AM) |
Vivica Fox SUUUUUUCKS.
The eliminations are disgusting... The men are boring and ugly. |
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kf59 |
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Posts: 8168 (05/08/09 11:05 AM) Registered Abuser |
I am a total reality tv whore and was so excited, looking forward to the premiere, downloaded the first two episodes and... couldn't watch more than 5
minutes. It makes Daisy of Love look like fucking War and Peace!
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swim4life227 |
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Posts: 7152 (06/03/09 10:31 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
I swore I had Colt winning from the get-go. Shocked he didn't win.
I did have a gut feeling it'd be Jimmy from the quote in the first eppy. Then he faded big time. I don't blame Stacey she picked the hotter one who had prbly a bigger dick and was a better lay. Good on her. |
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seaguy |
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Posts: 16334 (06/04/09 12:15 AM) AI Forum Moderator |
 at the show being on for weeks and this is the 35th post.
I watched a little of the first episode and couldn't take anymore. Apparently many others did the same. |
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Fluffynurse |
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Posts: 15732 (06/04/09 12:49 AM) Registered User |
I watched every single episode. Mostly because there was nothing else on at 9:00 PM Central. I didn't want Colt to be the last one standing since he
didn't seem as sincere & he seemed more in love with his guitar than her. (Wes anybody?) So I was glad she picked Jimmy. He even blushed around her.
But the proposal shocked me. What about getting the kids involved first? I'll be curious to see if this one makes it past 3 months.
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Ahminept |
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Posts: 551 (06/08/09 1:40 PM) Registered user |
Get a real cougar next time. This bitch was tooooooo boring!
Glad Jimmy won, Colt and the blond chick before him were too boring and unsexy. |
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