Coach should do braid her hair and be the slutty dragon slayer!
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Coachebag V2.0...The Little Man is epic in his douchery
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Posts: 17259 (05/09/09 03:01 PM) Not a team player
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English isn't your first, or even second, language is it?
And Vicc...YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY THAT! |
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Posts: 6411 (05/09/09 03:12 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Mrpoopypants wrote:I agree. His @#@$#, @#@$# and his old black #!%@ is really quite #!%!!! You think he would @#@$# his #!%@ and then #!%@ his other #!%@ !!!! |
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Posts: 657 (05/09/09 03:16 PM) |
I cant say J e a n s or c o a t on here lol
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Posts: 5649 (05/09/09 03:40 PM) Registered user |
As much as I've been parading my hate for Mercunt in sucks, I have to give her credit and <3 because she called Coachbag delusional. Glad to see the
other survivors agree that he's a nut job, if you can even call him that.
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Posts: 1621 (05/09/09 05:20 PM) Dragonslayer |
JaniTholeMyDolly wrote: In his black boots and c.unt and his old white c.unt. He looks more like a c.unt than a soccer coach. |
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BortBort |
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Posts: 955 (05/09/09 08:58 PM) |
censorship for the win...
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solesurvivor01 |
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Posts: 5654 (05/09/09 09:01 PM) Registered user |
BortBort wrote:Anyone other than Coachbag. |
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trickmind |
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Posts: 1645 (05/09/09 09:25 PM) Dragonslayer |
Um..I hate to spoil the hilarity of Coach having his Assistant Coach for the family visit. But didn't Debbie say in her commentary that some of them
didn't know who was coming to see them? That makes it sound like it was a set up. Like in previous seasons when they made them all make a long list of
possible luxury items, and then gave them the one that would make cerain contestants look moronic. (Like Deb Eaton's blue eye shadow.)
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Posts: 4129 (05/09/09 10:01 PM) Registered user |
I thought that before they go, they make a list of several names in case one is sick, unavailable, backs out, etc. I'm sure that whoever goes is at least
referred by the contestant, given all the non-disclosure stuff.
I always assumed it was just a pick + list of alternates. But if she said that, maybe production does pick from the list to find the best one to have on the show. It would be interesting to know. |
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Posts: 9 (05/10/09 12:03 AM) |
Ben Wade got on Survivor by going through a reality show casting agency called HNE Casting. You pay them money and they try to get you on a reality show.
If you make any money they get a cut of it. On the website they are congratulating their own Coach Wade for being on Survivor: http://www.hnecastings.com/index.html (you have to scroll down). In interviews he said he went through all the
applications and turned in his 3 minute video but neglected to say he went through a casting agency. Does this douchebag get any more desperate. who knows what
reality show he will pay to get on next. I feel sick all over.
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Posts: 9053 (05/10/09 12:06 AM) Registered User |
That is quite pathetic. Ugh. A new era of 'mactors' has just arrived.
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Posts: 4131 (05/10/09 12:18 AM) Registered user |
Wow. I guess working as a bartender in L.A. isn't enough anymore. You need to save up to buy your way on. The old style recruiting was bad enough.
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Posts: 6 (05/10/09 12:23 AM) |
That photo looks like a gay porn book pose.
Gives me the "hibbie gibbies" just looking at him. He was trying way too hard for the camera. yikes! It would be great to watch 'coach' swing his samurai swords at home as a fly on the wall. I bet he is goofy and adds all this dramatic yelling and foot-stomp-chops. "Key-Eye"!!! And he has that 1970s belt with wide watch band, the kind of belt you clip your roach-clip to. |
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Posts: 4133 (05/10/09 12:34 AM) Registered user |
Some guy PM'd this to me.� I did my best to hate it, but parts of it made me laugh.
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Posts: 6419 (05/10/09 01:01 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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I found an authentic video of Coachs Grandfather. Also featured is someone to make fun of him for us. Enjoy!! I am a HUGE Tom Green fan- he cracks me up. |
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Posts: 46 (05/10/09 02:54 AM) |
SBU hired Coach's replacement back in April... new head coach.
Seeing as the dude has no world records, no survival skills learned during his many voyages to exotic and dangerous locales and no oral traditions of bizarro faux martial arts to guide him, the team is screwed... Big. Time. |
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Posts: 1646 (05/10/09 03:45 AM) Dragonslayer |
Poor guy is probably scratching his head about what to do with 5 Assistant Coaches.
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Posts: 963 (05/10/09 03:54 AM) |
I'm concerned Trick. You have been displaying alot of sympathy for Coach recently: first with the jurors feather and !%*$#% get up and now this....you
don't have the swine flu do you?
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Posts: 1648 (05/10/09 04:00 AM) Dragonslayer |
No. I meant the newly hired "Head Coach" that has replaced Wade is now stuck with 5 Assistant Douchebags who worship Coach Wade, which is
funny as hell.
I feel almost certain there were never meant to be 5 Assistant Coaches, and that that is some weird shit Ben did, that the school didn't know quite how to deal with. 
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