Coachebag...Douche Bag for All Seasons

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Mega64		#4781	[-]
Posts: 10296 (05/11/09 10:43 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Please get murdered, you pathetic little shit. Please, do us all a favor and die a forgetful death so the rest of us don't have to suffer through your pathetic fanboy contentless posts of how much of your own cum you guzzle while pretending it's Ben Wade's. Please choke to death on your own cum for the rest of our sakes, you pathetic sack of shit.
Someguy826		#4782	[-]
Posts: 33 (05/11/09 10:46 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Coach is so god damn annoying. When we're not watching this douche make an idiot out of himself, we're watching JT and Stephen who have the obvious F2 edit sitting in the water gossiping like dumbass high school girls about who they're going to backstab next. FUCK this season.
Thailandsurvivor		#4783	[-]
Posts: 6718 (05/11/09 10:47 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SuperJude wrote: BortBort wrote: It seriously has been one of the worst, if not the worst, season. And it is all because of Coach. Exactly. I've NEVER intentionally skipped over portions of Survivor before the way I do when it gets to the bullshit Coachbag interviews and "strategy". Really, you can just FF through and not miss a damn thing. So many other interesting things that went on, so many dynamics that were just never explored. This SHOULD have been a season where the underdog tribe knocks off the superior tribe, the strong tribe kicking ass only to die during the jury phase. This is a GREAT story! Too bad so many minutes and dollars were wasted on Coachbag and the stupid fucking effects they put in just for him. Sometimes, dear Survivor execs, you need to step out of your shell and try to see things the way others do. Rupert was popular (even here for a bit) because he was believable. You could really feel that he felt how he felt. You could connect with a guy who wanted to rob sneakers, who didn't want to eat shit from the fratboys. Coachbag was NEVER genuine. You cannot create cult heros, you dumbfucks. Nice try though. No, I take that back even if it was sarcastic. TERRIBLE try. WTF? -SJ™ What are you talking about? Coach has always been portrayed as an unbearable piece of shit, starting with Candace's boot. If anyone is getting the Rupert edit, it's JT.
Tigernanama		#4784	[-]
Posts: 797 (05/11/09 10:52 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yeah, I don't think the editors of the show are going out of their way to do him any favors -- they seem to relish every idiot pose, saying, smirk, and generally toolery that he exudes. It makes great TV, tho we'd never put up with him in real life.
Thailandsurvivor		#4785	[-]
Posts: 6719 (05/11/09 10:56 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Tigernanama wrote: Yeah, I don't think the editors of the show are going out of their way to do him any favors -- they seem to relish every idiot pose, saying, smirk, and generally toolery that he exudes. It makes great TV, tho we'd never put up with him in real life. Wrong.
SucksSucks		#4786	[-]
Posts: 563 (05/11/09 11:06 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Come on people. There's a little bit of Coach in all of us. Even though he is an extreme case, we can all relate to him at certain times.
SurvivorArctic		#4787	[-]
Posts: 17331 (05/11/09 11:16 AM) Not a team player Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Coach does NOT make good tv. Anyone who can tie their own shoelaces knows that and I am sick to fucking death of you mouth breathing morons who think that just because he entertains you, that he entertains everyone else. HE FUCKING DOESN'T. And, no, I cannot relate to that festering piece of shit. But if you can, you should kill yourself because your life officially became not worth living.
Charming Nemesis		#4788	[-]
Posts: 4679 (05/11/09 11:22 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If many of you took on board some of Coach's philosophies, maybe you'd be less angry and stressed in life.
SucksSucks		#4789	[-]
Posts: 564 (05/11/09 11:34 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SurvivorArctic wrote: Coach does NOT make good tv. Anyone who can tie their own shoelaces knows that and I am sick to fucking death of you mouth breathing morons who think that just because he entertains you, that he entertains everyone else. HE FUCKING DOESN'T. And, no, I cannot relate to that festering piece of shit. But if you can, you should kill yourself because your life officially became not worth living. If you hate him so much, then why are you so obsessed with him? And yes, Coach does make good TV. CBS saturated the show with Coach because they knew it would create these kind of reactions from people like you.
SurvivorArctic		#4790	[-]
Posts: 17332 (05/11/09 11:37 AM) Not a team player Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Are you aware of the location you are posting at? I made a hate thread for this cockraoch because I fucking hate him. That does not equal obsession. Idiot. Just STFU or die. I don't care which.
Charming Nemesis		#4791	[-]
Posts: 4681 (05/11/09 11:46 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You can always turn this into a love thread. It's not too late. I hated Coach at the beginning because I didn't know or didn't want to see his greatness. Now I know. It's alright to admit you were wrong about someone.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#4792	[-]
Posts: 6454 (05/11/09 12:12 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SuperJude wrote: So they wasted all this valuable face time on this cuntsack just so we could get to F7 and find out "oops, we didn't mean to give him the Rupert edit, we actually meant to give him the Shane edit, LULZ!" Fine, so he was clueless, lazy around camp, shit in challenges, annoying, full of shit...basically everything this thread has said from day 1. How did they think he was going to be popular, again? Why did they invest so so heavily in him editing wise? No clue, but it's not worth it. Great, Coachbag, you made F5 because you were weaker than Sierra and Debbie. There aren't enough 's to cover how fucking amusing this fact is. -SJ™ OK, this brings up a question that has been nagging at me. Do they film the season, edit each episode and have it "in the can" so to speak? Or do they edit as they go weekly depending on the viewers reaction to the people? We already know the producers help to "push" certain people to get voted off over other people- but I have always wondered do they edit as they go?
JaniTholeMyDolly		#4793	[-]
Posts: 6455 (05/11/09 12:13 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Mega64 wrote: Please get murdered, you pathetic little shit. Please, do us all a favor and die a forgetful death so the rest of us don't have to suffer through your pathetic fanboy contentless posts of how much of your own cum you guzzle while pretending it's Ben Wade's. Please choke to death on your own cum for the rest of our sakes, you pathetic sack of shit.
MikeHaggarKJ		#4794	[-]
Posts: 1209 (05/11/09 12:15 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SucksSucks wrote: Come on people. There's a little bit of Coach in all of us. Even though he is an extreme case, we can all relate to him at certain times. do your family a favor and kill yourself. and im dead serious: if you have ANYTHING in common with coach and if you can relate to him AT ALL you are undoubtedly unbearable to the degree that your family's lives would be much happier without you.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#4795	[-]
Posts: 6456 (05/11/09 12:17 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I agree. ^
azasaur		#4796	[-]
Posts: 14 (05/11/09 1:51 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	MikeHaggarKJ wrote: SucksSucks wrote: Come on people. There's a little bit of Coach in all of us. Even though he is an extreme case, we can all relate to him at certain times. do your family a favor and kill yourself. and im dead serious: if you have ANYTHING in common with coach and if you can relate to him AT ALL you are undoubtedly unbearable to the degree that your family's lives would be much happier without you. ^ That is win. Really. If I was that fake all the time, I wouldnt be able to stand myself.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#4797	[-]
Posts: 6462 (05/11/09 2:20 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Love the title change SA!!
Charming Nemesis		#4798	[-]
Posts: 4686 (05/11/09 2:21 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	He doesn't make great TV... he make AWESOME TV!!!
solesurvivor01		#4799	[-]
Posts: 5686 (05/11/09 2:24 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	And now he's vastly overstayed his welcome. He should have been out at least two weeks ago.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#4800	[-]
Posts: 6463 (05/11/09 2:29 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Charming Nemesis wrote: He doesn't make great TV... he make AWESOME TV!!! I wish I could punch you. SO BAD!

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