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Shyster wrote:

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Adele is prettier than Yelly will ever be.

LMAO at the over 75 comments posted on TMZ about Yelly! Shannon you dumb fuck, are you such a tard you have to defend her also there (#15)?

http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/11/kelly-clarkson-belts-one-out/#comments

15. Who the hell cares what she looks like?? Is this what the world has come to? God for bid anyone remotely famous hits over 130 on the scale! Seriously, no wonder we have so much emphasis put on being skinny... when Kelly being a bit larger than before is cause for a headline on TMZ.... I think more scrutiny should be placed on looking too perfect!

Posted at 12:25PM on May 11th 2009 by Shannon

hmmm how hard is it to use the name Shannon on a board like TMZ I wonder? and am I the only person named Shannon who likes Kelly really?

if #15 is me this #116 is you shitter

116. I always say Kelly is fat but in reality I think she's hot. I'm so jealous of her because she's better than my favorite Carrie Underwood that I can barely stand it. What needs to happen for this girls career to be over? I mean really. I'm tired of having to say her career is done and over and repeatedly be proven wrong. Can't she just go away so Carrie Underwood can be the best American Idol?

Posted at 4:36PM on May 11th 2009 by Shyster

miki wrote:

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lol @ Greenie defending Kelly on the TMZ thread. :) Shannon is a superfan for sure.

so because shitter says #15 is me and the name is mine that makes it true? wow.....that's both hysterical and kind of sad. I didn't even know about the article on TMZ until I opened this thread. Not that I wouldn't point out how stupid it is to focus so much on superficial bullshit but ya'll give me way too much credit on how well I can multitask.

Shyster wrote:

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Doesn't take a rocket science degree to know that's something you would say since you repeat the same fucking theory here 20 times a day. Would you be stupid enough to put your own name down, yeah...you would.

Sinking low enough to create a post in my name would ya? Now that is showing your totally obsession with Yelly. You've got some mental issues for sure.

Here, why don't you post in my name here as well, more lovely comments about Yelly today on the net! LOVE IT!


http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/05/kelly-cartman/#comments (not IE friendly, may want to use firefox)

Still think people care about her singing, or maybe the talk is more that she's a fucking cow!



ILovegreeneyes wrote:

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so because shitter says #15 is me and the name is mine that makes it true? wow.....that's both hysterical and kind of sad. I didn't even know about the article on TMZ until I opened this thread. Not that I wouldn't point out how stupid it is to focus so much on superficial bullshit but ya'll give me way too much credit on how well I can multitask.

I thought your post was actually the most honest you've ever allowed yourself to be and I didn't know you're real name was Shyster.... that's very interesting indeed

If I was poster #15 I'd say hell yeah I did so what? It's the truth. WOW, Kelly's bigger than she was and bigger than most of the girl in pop music...is this really a shock to people? WOW Kelly can't dress herself to save her own life, is this a shock to people either? hardly. Anyone who has followed Kelly for any length of time knows these two facts to be certain.

The fact that back in 2007 you idiots were saying this was fat



and this was fat




now when you say it it's just water off a duck's ass. No one gives a fuck cuz you've been saying it FOR SO FUCKING LONG!

yes, Kelly could work out a bit more and could defintely benefit from better clothes but who the fuck are you or anyone else to judge her? When you feel you're in that place post your own fucking pictures so we can compare. Until then STFU cuz as far as we know you outweigh Kelly by a good 100lbs and are busy lookin in your fat rolls for that cheeto you lost yesterday.

Shyster wrote:

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The problem is that you need to take your horse blinders off and just accept the fact she was always fat. PIC #1 in 2007 with the white dress, can't you fucking tell how thick her thighs were in that pic? Nice attempted cover up by the lower portion of that dress (wearing white for a fat assed body of all thinkgs? ). You just can't hide lard.

it's not me who has a preception issue shitter, it's you. If you can look at that picture of Kelly in any one of those pictures and say she's fat then you've got fucking problems. I feel sorry for any woman in your life who isn't the size of c.unty.

Here is a newsflash not everyone has the ability to be as thin as c.unty. Kelly has a big ass and wide hips and large thighs. She is shaped like a pear. It's an unfortunate body type to have because you always look heavier than you are but those are the cards she was dealt. Lucky for her she's got more going on for her than the size of her #!%!%. She's got an incredible voice and a personality that makes people fall in love with her.

She's not going anywhere anytime soon so we'll be expecting your daily report on how fat she is as her singles continue to sell and rise up the charts.

latin wrote:

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I would love to see what shitter, cripple and dickless look like.

3 horny, loser that spend all day talking shit like women at the beauty shop.

That is what is so hysterical about it latin. Shitter, cripple and dic are ALL MEN...and they CLAIM they are straight yet they are bitchier than any woman I know and any queen I know too for that matter. I think they're all three women hating fags..... They like Carrie cuz she's got that drag queen bitch thing going on.