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Penelope McBagpipe		#361	[-]
Posts: 8651 (05/15/09 10:31 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Stranger: are you man or woman? You: I'm a man, baby! Stranger: so am i You: OH MY FUCKING GOD This is seriously better than the Luxury thread.
Yuku Blows Goats		#362	[-]
Posts: 24172 (05/15/09 10:32 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	@ lissie
Shagnanigans		#363	[-]
Posts: 3459 (05/15/09 10:34 AM) I'm not drunk Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: wassup Stranger: haha Stranger: asl? You: Old enough to party/yes please/in your pants Stranger: ya Stranger: i like u You: Are you old enough to party? Stranger: u guess You: I like to party. The music plays and I start dancing You: They love me in Japan Stranger: wow Stranger: i'm japan girl You: You like this song? Kinda makes you feel like partying. I kinda feel like partying right now. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Not a fan of Jackass, I guess.
zippityboomboom		#364	[-]
Posts: 8152 (05/15/09 10:39 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The Japanese are running rampant on there today.
Paris Hilton		#365	[-]
Posts: 6210 (05/15/09 11:28 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Your conversational partner has disconnected. He didnt even give me a fucking CHANCE!
Lozenge3		#366	[-]
Posts: 60 (05/15/09 11:32 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: do you hair? You: tell me an interesting fact Stranger: howdy. You: do i what? Stranger: i like penises in and around the rim of my mouth. Stranger: and i asked do you hair You: omg You: i like penises in and around the rim of my mouth too You: and i have a penis You: do you have a penis? Stranger: i have two penises. and a vagina. do you want one? You: umm. are you collecting sexual organs? You: kinky Stranger: yes. yes i am. im going to fuck you, eat your soul, then collect your penis. where do you live so i can act out my plan? who was this?
UndifferentCow		#367	[-]
Posts: 486 (05/15/09 11:43 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You: Hi Stranger: Hello ++++++++++++WARNING FROM OMEGLE ADMINISTRATION++++++++++++++++++++ This user's IP has been reported for phishing and hacking attempts, do not give out any personal information!! Stranger: Whats up I was disconnected
Jitensha		#368	[-]
Posts: 17951 (05/15/09 11:44 AM) I Must Be Psychic Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I feel like this had to be one of you Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I refuse to say hi! Stranger: But.. You just did. Stranger: failure You: I am going to fight the system You: care to join me/ Stranger: Yeah You: excellent You: how shall we plot our crime spree Stranger: Wait, I can't cope with this. The rebelliousness is too much. You: stop being a pansy, stranger You: sack up! Stranger: Ok, stranger You: what would you like to chat about? You: I am open minded and fun! Stranger: Politics You: and rebellious You: I don't think the United States should have allowed a black man to be president. I miss the 1850's Stranger: Ahhhh are you being serious or taking the piss? You: I am not familiar with that phrase Stranger: I'm from the UKKKKKKKKK You: does the KKK have a large presence there? Stranger: Not a large presence. You: Do you have black people? Stranger: No, they get shot if they cross the UK border. Stranger: I mean, yes. Stranger: Only a few here though. You: That would be a really great immigration policy Stranger: More in London n stuff. You: we should do that with Mexicans here Stranger: I heard, yes You: Lennox Lewis is a Brit AND black You: so there's one Stranger: :O Stranger: I'll inform the authorities You: We should probably have him arrested Stranger: I agree. You: who else should we eradicate while we're at it? You: Jews? You: Canadians? Stranger: My Maths teacher is Canadian. Stranger: So.. You: I'll follow your lead here, I picked black people Stranger: yes. You: alright You: Do you think mass gas chambers are too cliche? Stranger: I think the entire idea of gas chambers is wrong. Stranger: :) You: alright, how do YOU suggest the genocide of millions of people based solely on their country of origin or race, in that case? You: The Nazis took all the good ideas You: I suppose we could just toss a nuke at all of Africa Stranger: Good ideas. Stranger: You seem a lovely person. You: Why thank you! You: you seem so as well You: It is always fun to find like minded people You: thank the one true god for the internets Stranger: Yes. :) Stranger: Where do you reside may I ask? You: I live in a bunker in Montana You: in the US Stranger: A bunker. Stranger: That's interesting. You: so, when we kill all the Canadians, let's try to keep Montana safe, k? Stranger: Sure. Stranger: Just not the bordering states then. You: It's a shame that all the Canadians live so close to the US You: Though I suppose it's their own damn fault for deciding to form a country made mostly of ice and caribou Stranger: True You: We could probably blame that on the french, though. And their idiotic colonization Stranger: Yes. You: Well, what else shall we talk about, my friend/ Stranger: Your choice now You: well, we've already planned genocide You: and established that England has no black people Stranger: Yes, what next then You: except for Lennox Lewis (who should be arrested, posthaste) You: do you have any sexual perversions? Stranger: Fortunatley no. Do you? You: I would highly recommend cows You: we have a lot of them here, you know Stranger: We have many sheep here, and cows. Stranger: Wonderful really You: I would head out to the nearest field and check out the bovine love You: once you go guernsey, you never go back Stranger: I can see a field from my current seating position. You: sometimes, even just staring at them puts me in an amorous mood Stranger: Interesting, I can't say the same. You: well, we're not all perfect Stranger: Correct You: Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Stranger: No Stranger: Have you? You: Yes You: How old are you Stranger: 47 Stranger: You? You: 39 You: what do you do for fun, strangerfriend? Stranger: I groom children on the internet. Other than that, I sleep. You: groom? Stranger: Paedophile. You: do you pick nits out of their hair You: excellent You: get any good ones lately/ Stranger: Not at this time of the year, no. You: a dearth of children to molest You: i blame the blacks You: and here we go full circle Stranger: Yes, likewise You: well, it's been real You: good luck with your paedophilia Stranger: Thanks You: I'll come find you when it is time to bomb Africa Stranger: Good luck with planning your genocide. Stranger: Please do. You: Jolly good
Shagnanigans		#369	[-]
Posts: 3460 (05/15/09 11:51 AM) I'm not drunk Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hay:D You: hay is for horses LOL x a bazillion Stranger: saaaay wa You: Are you a fan of early Punky Brewster? Stranger: WTF You: Mr. Warnamont was kinda creepy You: And what was up with Cherry wearing belts on her head? Stranger: your ass will be put upp in another ass You: That sounds like a lot of work. Do I have a deadline? Stranger: yes:P Stranger: i want it tomorrow on my desk You: My ass and my head, or just my ass Stranger: ass Stranger: i like that.:P:P:P:P You: You like ass and :P? That's dirty. I bet you live on the Pacific Rim Stranger: i,m your neighbour im looking at your ass now Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Sweaty Butcher1		#370	[-]
Posts: 215 (05/15/09 11:55 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Hmmm.... I think I was talking with Zeep here. Oh she PLAYS the innocent. You: Oh its Huuuuuge!!! Stranger: hi You: WOW!!! You: I can't believe how BIG it is. Stranger: just try to believe it You: Its just amazing... I didn't think it was possible. You: I mean... have you ever seen one THAT BIG? Stranger: why Stranger: what? You: Don't play with me. You: You KNOW what I'm talking about. Stranger: no Stranger: explain You: What more do I need to say? Its absolutely gigantic. I don't think I can take it all. Stranger: what is absolutely gigantic You: My water bill. I must have a leak somewhere. Stranger: are u using it You: Yeah, but not that much. Stranger: so how do u feel You: Violated. Stranger: great You: This is getting you all worked up isn't it? You: All this talk of leaky faucets You: is making you wet. Stranger: actually not You: Admit it. You're a water meter WHORE. Your conversational partner has disconnected. This one -- Pretty sure it was YukuBlowsGoats Stranger: hi You: hey baby Stranger: male or female You: You tell me. Stranger: male Stranger: u? You: Female. Stranger: grrrr You: Hold on there partner. I want a ring first. Your conversational partner has disconnected. This was ill -- He is soooo fixated on the pooper. You: who wants some hot lovin' Stranger: hey shitdick You: Actually no. I made sure you had an enema first. Stranger: noce Stranger: thank u Stranger: your too generous You: Not a problem. A clean sphincter is a happy sphincter Stranger: thats right You: Does your sphincter get dirty a lot? Stranger: no Stranger: u take it up the ass You: Only for my general practioner. You: I had a boyfriend once who wanted to go there... Stranger: really You: I warned him not to. Stranger: u didnt let him You: I told him it was haunted. You: That there was a curse upon my ass Stranger: howd he take that You: He tried to go there anyway... You: and you know what? You: I was right. Stranger: really You: Yep. He was never seen AGAIN. Stranger: is that so Stranger: too bad You: Actually that's not the truth. You: I told him that he COULD go there, but that turn about is fairplay. Stranger: oh Stranger: what is Stranger: ahh Stranger: he didnt like that You: Notsomuch. Stranger: where u from You: I'm thinking of getting a tatooo on my ass that says "exit only" Stranger: i like to enter through the exits Stranger: i dare to be different You: Yeah, well you gotta watch about entering through the exit. Stranger: it dosent bother me You: If you're not careful the door can slam in in the face You: And I'm sure you wouldn't want to get beat up by a girl. Stranger: that wouldnt happen You: Really? Stranger: yeah You: You don't think I could kick your pathetic ass? Stranger: who knows Stranger: we could find out Stranger: it be fun You: I'd kick your ass into next week buster. Stranger: did u just call ne buster You: Then I'd step on your pathetic little sac Stranger: really You: yeah, I called you buster. buster. Stranger: pain is pleasure Stranger: u know You: Not when its you in pain. I'd seriously fuck your junk up. Stranger: id roll around and fight with u Stranger: no Stranger: ur just saying that You: Really? You: Go outside. You: I'll be out there waiting for you. Stranger: why Stranger: then we couldnt talk anymore You: What? You: You're scared of a little girl? You: Fucking pathetic pussy. Stranger: this is fun Stranger: intelligent conversation and whatnot You: I bet you're sitting around in my mommy's panties typing on the computer. You: Admit it ladyboy. Stranger: fuck ur pussy Stranger: id be glad too Stranger: ur actin like a real gump ass bitch You: Whoa that's really intelligent -- give me a "fuck ur pussy" -- That must just bring down the house at your assholes anonymous meeting. Stranger: congrats Stranger: im glad for u Stranger: lol You: So... how 'bout that blowjob? Stranger: sure i got some time to kill You: No.. I'm talking about the one you gave your dad before he dropped you off at school today. Stranger: nah we didnt do that today You: Acceptance is the first step toward your recovery. Stranger: recovery from what Stranger: u make no sense You: Wait... I know you. You: ...you're Jon Gosselin aren't you? Stranger: u got me You: Fuck. I KNEW It. Stranger: how u figure it out Stranger: what gave me away You: You're both weak pathetic losers. Stranger: damn You: Who couldn't get a real piece of tail. Stranger: u got me Stranger: really You: Listen I gotta go. I'd love to tell you how fun it was, but you're a douchebag, so let's just leave it at that. Stranger: ill get u You: Oh you'll "get" me. Stranger: yeh You: Hey... want to hear a joke? Stranger: lets keep going Stranger: ur not running out of steam already are u Stranger: i was just starting to have fun You: Do you want to hear the joke or not, douchebag? Stranger: x marks the spook Stranger: sure You: How do you keep a moron in suspense? You have disconnected.
Onno		#371	[-]
Posts: 3350 (05/15/09 11:55 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: whats ur favorite animal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: you Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Jitensha		#372	[-]
Posts: 17952 (05/15/09 11:56 AM) I Must Be Psychic Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Onno.
Shagnanigans		#373	[-]
Posts: 3461 (05/15/09 11:56 AM) I'm not drunk Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hi1 Stranger: are you a bot? You: Who would you rather have on your side in a bar fight, Shatner or Bill Adama? You: Hellz no Stranger: ohh Stranger: prove it You: That would be awesome if I were a robot Stranger: that's what a robot would say You: A robot would say, "What's a metal brother gotta do to get some oil up in this bitch?" Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Shagnanigans		#374	[-]
Posts: 3462 (05/15/09 12:06 PM) I'm not drunk Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hello. Would you like to play a game? Stranger: what kind of game? You: Would you like to play a game of Global Thermonuclear War? Stranger: O.O You: I did not understand your response. Stranger: i'm googling like that :D You: Shall we play a game? You: Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess? Stranger: a q-a-game You: I did not understand your response. Your conversational partner has disconnected
RazorrzzEdge		#375	[-]
Posts: 5587 (05/15/09 12:06 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Hi! You: wow, a normal response for once. let's see if this dude has any brain cells You: so, how's it going? Stranger: Oh, I have many! But i'm very fine, adn what about you? You: well, they are kind of a slow typer i see Stranger: Yep, should be... You: I'm pretty good. Not much goin on today for me, though You: should be what? Stranger: Nothing... You: god, they barely even understand English idiomatically You: probably another Chinaman You: so what brings you here? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
elusive aardvark		#376	[-]
Posts: 33 (05/15/09 1:07 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: sex? You: hi You: yes, please Stranger: how old r u? You: 19 Stranger: like me You: how old r u? Stranger: 19 You: m/f? Stranger: m Stranger: are you gay? You: i dunno. not totally gay. open to try stuff though. Stranger: do you have msn? You: not anymore. was a pain in the ass Stranger: do you have a picture for you? You: yeah Stranger: could you send it for me? You: maybe. im not really 19 though. that ok? Stranger: ok You: im 15. r u really 19? Stranger: yes I'm You: your cock is prolly bigger than mine Stranger: how can I see your picture. You: www.gofuckyourself.com Stranger: do you have another website? You: wow, your stupid. You: where r u from? Stranger: saudi You: no way, dude! i think i know your brother. how is he doing these days? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
zippityboomboom		#377	[-]
Posts: 8156 (05/15/09 1:09 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Stranger: mert? You: smurf? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
GoodNeighborgirl		#378	[-]
Posts: 19819 (05/15/09 1:28 PM) Fatty McBadmom Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: am i talking to a horny girl by any chance? Stranger: hey You: jesus You: wait , no you're not talking to jesus You: he would not be horny You: thorny maybe Your conversational partner has disconnected.
hamdingers		#379	[-]
Posts: 1809 (05/15/09 1:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: am i talking to a horny girl by any chance? You: hey Stranger: jesus Stranger: wait , no you're not talking to jesus Stranger: he would not be horny Stranger: thorny maybe You have disconnected.
GoodNeighborgirl		#380	[-]
Posts: 19821 (05/15/09 1:31 PM) Fatty McBadmom Reply Quote More Recent Posts	dammit...twice you've made me laugh out loud now. I'm scaring the nurses.

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