Stranger: are you man or woman?
You: I'm a man, baby!
Stranger: so am i
You: OH MY FUCKING GOD
This is seriously better than the Luxury thread.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Stranger: are you man or woman? This is seriously better than the Luxury thread. |
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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Shagnanigans |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi You: wassup Stranger: haha Stranger: asl? You: Old enough to party/yes please/in your pants Stranger: ya Stranger: i like u You: Are you old enough to party? Stranger: u guess You: I like to party. The music plays and I start dancing You: They love me in Japan Stranger: wow Stranger: i'm japan girl You: You like this song? Kinda makes you feel like partying. I kinda feel like partying right now. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Not a fan of Jackass, I guess. |
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zippityboomboom |
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The Japanese are running rampant on there today.
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Paris Hilton |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Your conversational partner has disconnected. He didnt even give me a fucking CHANCE! |
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Lozenge3 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: do you hair? You: tell me an interesting fact Stranger: howdy. You: do i what? Stranger: i like penises in and around the rim of my mouth. Stranger: and i asked do you hair You: omg You: i like penises in and around the rim of my mouth too You: and i have a penis You: do you have a penis? Stranger: i have two penises. and a vagina. do you want one? You: umm. are you collecting sexual organs? You: kinky Stranger: yes. yes i am. im going to fuck you, eat your soul, then collect your penis. where do you live so i can act out my plan? who was this? |
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UndifferentCow |
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You: Hi
Stranger: Hello ++++++++++++WARNING FROM OMEGLE ADMINISTRATION++++++++++++++++++++ This user's IP has been reported for phishing and hacking attempts, do not give out any personal information!! Stranger: Whats up I was disconnected |
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Jitensha |
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I feel like this had to be one of you
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I refuse to say hi! Stranger: But.. You just did. Stranger: failure You: I am going to fight the system You: care to join me/ Stranger: Yeah You: excellent You: how shall we plot our crime spree Stranger: Wait, I can't cope with this. The rebelliousness is too much. You: stop being a pansy, stranger You: sack up! Stranger: Ok, stranger You: what would you like to chat about? You: I am open minded and fun! Stranger: Politics You: and rebellious You: I don't think the United States should have allowed a black man to be president. I miss the 1850's Stranger: Ahhhh are you being serious or taking the piss? You: I am not familiar with that phrase Stranger: I'm from the UKKKKKKKKK You: does the KKK have a large presence there? Stranger: Not a large presence. You: Do you have black people? Stranger: No, they get shot if they cross the UK border. Stranger: I mean, yes. Stranger: Only a few here though. You: That would be a really great immigration policy Stranger: More in London n stuff. You: we should do that with Mexicans here Stranger: I heard, yes You: Lennox Lewis is a Brit AND black You: so there's one Stranger: :O Stranger: I'll inform the authorities You: We should probably have him arrested Stranger: I agree. You: who else should we eradicate while we're at it? You: Jews? You: Canadians? Stranger: My Maths teacher is Canadian. Stranger: So.. You: I'll follow your lead here, I picked black people Stranger: yes. You: alright You: Do you think mass gas chambers are too cliche? Stranger: I think the entire idea of gas chambers is wrong. Stranger: :) You: alright, how do YOU suggest the genocide of millions of people based solely on their country of origin or race, in that case? You: The Nazis took all the good ideas You: I suppose we could just toss a nuke at all of Africa Stranger: Good ideas. Stranger: You seem a lovely person. You: Why thank you! You: you seem so as well You: It is always fun to find like minded people You: thank the one true god for the internets Stranger: Yes. :) Stranger: Where do you reside may I ask? You: I live in a bunker in Montana You: in the US Stranger: A bunker. Stranger: That's interesting. You: so, when we kill all the Canadians, let's try to keep Montana safe, k? Stranger: Sure. Stranger: Just not the bordering states then. You: It's a shame that all the Canadians live so close to the US You: Though I suppose it's their own damn fault for deciding to form a country made mostly of ice and caribou Stranger: True You: We could probably blame that on the french, though. And their idiotic colonization Stranger: Yes. You: Well, what else shall we talk about, my friend/ Stranger: Your choice now You: well, we've already planned genocide You: and established that England has no black people Stranger: Yes, what next then You: except for Lennox Lewis (who should be arrested, posthaste) You: do you have any sexual perversions? Stranger: Fortunatley no. Do you? You: I would highly recommend cows You: we have a lot of them here, you know Stranger: We have many sheep here, and cows. Stranger: Wonderful really You: I would head out to the nearest field and check out the bovine love You: once you go guernsey, you never go back Stranger: I can see a field from my current seating position. You: sometimes, even just staring at them puts me in an amorous mood Stranger: Interesting, I can't say the same. You: well, we're not all perfect Stranger: Correct You: Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Stranger: No Stranger: Have you? You: Yes You: How old are you Stranger: 47 Stranger: You? You: 39 You: what do you do for fun, strangerfriend? Stranger: I groom children on the internet. Other than that, I sleep. You: groom? Stranger: Paedophile. You: do you pick nits out of their hair You: excellent You: get any good ones lately/ Stranger: Not at this time of the year, no. You: a dearth of children to molest You: i blame the blacks You: and here we go full circle Stranger: Yes, likewise You: well, it's been real You: good luck with your paedophilia Stranger: Thanks You: I'll come find you when it is time to bomb Africa Stranger: Good luck with planning your genocide. Stranger: Please do. You: Jolly good |
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Shagnanigans |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hay:D You: hay is for horses LOL x a bazillion Stranger: saaaay wa You: Are you a fan of early Punky Brewster? Stranger: WTF You: Mr. Warnamont was kinda creepy You: And what was up with Cherry wearing belts on her head? Stranger: your ass will be put upp in another ass You: That sounds like a lot of work. Do I have a deadline? Stranger: yes:P Stranger: i want it tomorrow on my desk You: My ass and my head, or just my ass Stranger: ass Stranger: i like that.:P:P:P:P You: You like ass and :P? That's dirty. I bet you live on the Pacific Rim Stranger: i,m your neighbour im looking at your ass now Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Sweaty Butcher1 |
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Hmmm.... I think I was talking with Zeep here. Oh she PLAYS the innocent.
This one -- Pretty sure it was YukuBlowsGoats
This was ill -- He is soooo fixated on the pooper.
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Onno |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: whats ur favorite animal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: you Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Jitensha |
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Onno.
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Shagnanigans |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hi1 Stranger: are you a bot? You: Who would you rather have on your side in a bar fight, Shatner or Bill Adama? You: Hellz no Stranger: ohh Stranger: prove it You: That would be awesome if I were a robot Stranger: that's what a robot would say You: A robot would say, "What's a metal brother gotta do to get some oil up in this bitch?" Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Shagnanigans |
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hello. Would you like to play a game? Stranger: what kind of game? You: Would you like to play a game of Global Thermonuclear War? Stranger: O.O You: I did not understand your response. Stranger: i'm googling like that :D You: Shall we play a game? You: Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess? Stranger: a q-a-game You: I did not understand your response. Your conversational partner has disconnected |
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RazorrzzEdge |
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Hi! You: wow, a normal response for once. let's see if this dude has any brain cells You: so, how's it going? Stranger: Oh, I have many! But i'm very fine, adn what about you? You: well, they are kind of a slow typer i see Stranger: Yep, should be... You: I'm pretty good. Not much goin on today for me, though You: should be what? Stranger: Nothing... You: god, they barely even understand English idiomatically You: probably another Chinaman You: so what brings you here? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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elusive aardvark |
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: sex?
You: hi
You: yes, please
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 19
Stranger: like me
You: how old r u?
Stranger: 19
You: m/f?
Stranger: m
Stranger: are you gay?
You: i dunno. not totally gay. open to try stuff though.
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: not anymore. was a pain in the ass
Stranger: do you have a picture for you?
You: yeah
Stranger: could you send it for me?
You: maybe. im not really 19 though. that ok?
Stranger: ok
You: im 15. r u really 19?
Stranger: yes I'm
You: your cock is prolly bigger than mine
Stranger: how can I see your picture.
You: www.gofuckyourself.com
Stranger: do you have another website?
You: wow, your stupid.
You: where r u from?
Stranger: saudi
You: no way, dude! i think i know your brother. how is he doing these days?
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zippityboomboom |
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Stranger: mert?
You: smurf?
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: am i talking to a horny girl by any chance? Stranger: hey You: jesus You: wait , no you're not talking to jesus You: he would not be horny You: thorny maybe Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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hamdingers |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: am i talking to a horny girl by any chance? You: hey Stranger: jesus Stranger: wait , no you're not talking to jesus Stranger: he would not be horny Stranger: thorny maybe You have disconnected. |
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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dammit...twice you've made me laugh out loud now. I'm scaring the nurses.
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