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Eagles H Frodo Mt Doom		#421	[-]
Posts: 745 (05/15/09 03:18 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ALWAYS LATE but worth the wait. Remove this ad Stranger: hi im bob You: Hi. I'm Bart. Come to http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/51369. We are discussing omegle there. Stranger: yea fuck offff. You: Why so hostel Stranger: You're making me scared You: Are you in USA? Stranger: No You: Why not? Stranger: because i'm dealing drugs in Amsterdam. You: Onno? Stranger: no You: Per? Stranger: WHAT THE FCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DUDE You: Why so rude. I am AMERICAN. Stranger: oh well- so you're a hero or something? Stranger: no you're not. Stranger: deal with it. You: I think you would like http://survivorsucks.yuku.com. Stranger: no i don't think so You: Also we saved your ass in WWII, and we could bomb you to hell any time we WANT. Stranger: oh sure Stranger: great You: How is Queen Beatrix doing?? Stranger: She's fine i guess? You: WHY DONT YOU KNOW??? Stranger: because i don't care Stranger: sorry You: SHE IS YOUR RULER Stranger: YEA AND THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE IN HOLLAND- WE DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT THAT You: Is Princess Maxima OK? Stranger: all right Stranger: holyshit how do you know all those things dude- google? Stranger: she's fine You: MY BEST FRIEND IS DUTCH. unfortunately, he's gay. Stranger: There's nothing wrong with that Stranger: is his name like.. Remko? You: No. It's Onno. LOL Who is Remko? Stranger: Remko is dutch. And from Rotterdam- he has those video's on youtube and he's pretty famous! You: Onno has a great youtube video he did about a lady who got attacked by a chimp. Stranger: Oooooh yea! That Bokito monkey? You: No it was in the US. I think Florida. Who is the Bokito monkey? Stranger: oh- that's too bad. Well there was this monkey attack here, in Holland. And that monkey is called Bokito Stranger: he's also very famous. You: What? I'll have to ask Onno about that. When was it?? Stranger: Erm, about a year ago i guess You: Very funny. Stranger: Yea it actually was funny Stranger: not for the ladu though Stranger: lady. You: The Florida lady got her hands and face bit off by the chimp. Stranger: oh, that sucks pretty baaaad You: Yeah they shot the poor chimp! Stranger: REALLY?!!! Stranger: he must have had a reason to attack the lady? You: Oh by the way how is Joran van der Sloot? You: The chimp was on xanax. Stranger: Joran, yea, Stranger: well Stranger: i don't know actually Stranger: I guess he's still in Thailand or so? You: Is Joran a national hero for killing Americans? Stranger: no, he isn't You: But I thought you hated Americans? Stranger: No, I don't like americans who are sending those website things all the time You: The website I sent you is a message board where we mostly discuss reality TV. I met Onno there, actually. Stranger: oh, really? Stranger: didn't knew that You: Do you watch reality TV. Didnt the Dutch invent Big Brother? Stranger: I don't know... but I don't really like Big Brother Stranger: so yea.. Stranger: where does Onno live in holland? You: Amsterdam Stranger: awesome You: I think you should ;post on http://survivorsucks.yuku.com. Onno posts there every day and people would love it if another Dutchie posted there! Stranger: Yea maybe i will Stranger: but i gotta go actually Stranger: good luck with the Onno guy! You: It's been nice talking to you. Sorry for threatening to bomb you. Stranger: haha, yea sorry that i was being rude, bye! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
SonOfAbraxas		#422	[-]
Posts: 9812 (05/15/09 03:22 PM) BB Forum Moderator Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Now that's true love. <333 Congarts, Eagles!
NlGHTCRAWLER		#423	[-]
Posts: 21478 (05/15/09 03:23 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Jitensha wrote: they're more interesting than reading one of your posts, that's for fucking sure. Big ass X
Jitensha		#424	[-]
Posts: 17967 (05/15/09 03:30 PM) I Must Be Psychic Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: I am pretty certain of the following facts You: 1. No one has ever landed on the moon You: 2. Xenu is your one, true diety You: 3. The Holocaust was a figment of everyone's imagination You: 4. 9/11 was a conspiracy of the United States government You: what do you think/ Stranger: You look very full Your conversational partner has disconnected.
GrenadeJumper85		#425	[-]
Posts: 10273 (05/15/09 03:35 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I've never done this before so here's my first chat. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: wassup Stranger: nutin much, you? Stranger: do you like whips and chains? You: of course You: who doesn't lol Stranger: what!? You: Uh yea You: are you surprised? Stranger: do you have scones? You: the scones that you eat?!?! LOL Stranger: well, do you have any? You: no, why? Stranger: then what do you have? You: I have a large penis Stranger: byebye Your conversational partner has disconnected. I was kinda thrown off when they asked me if I had scones
MsJones4		#426	[-]
Posts: 3298 (05/15/09 03:41 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I swear I got Jit on there earlier. I got asked my opinion on belly buttons.
ItsAlanisbitch		#427	[-]
Posts: 1216 (05/15/09 03:47 PM) Thief Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi You: you want to see a picture of me masturbating? Stranger: yeah go You: http://imgur.com/b6om7.jpg Stranger: is that really you? You: ya You: now send me yours Stranger: http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/8579/snapshot20090514e.jpg You: you fucking pedophile, i'm only 13! you sent pornography to a minor, that's a felony1TLJGLK Stranger: you got a pic of your tits? You have disconnected.
ScruffyGuy		#428	[-]
Posts: 9729 (05/15/09 03:47 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I'll need to know how old you are, please. Stranger: hahahah You: No, seriously, I am gathering informal data to see the age range for this site. Stranger: why? You: Social experiment. Stranger: how do u know if ppl are lying? You: I don't, the data isn't going to be completely reliable. Stranger: nah then it's useless You: but as you just typed "ppl," I'd say you are less than 20 years old. Stranger: yeah ur right You: OK, thank you for your honesty. You: I don't need you anymore, though. Bye. You have disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hello. May I have your age, please? I'm doing an experiment. Stranger: 18 Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hello, can you tell me your age, please? Stranger: 22 Stranger: yours Stranger: ? You: 43. I should go now. Thank you. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello. Might you tell me your age, please? Stranger: 23 You: OK, thank you. I'm old and disgusting so I was just curious. You have disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Yo. Hey, how old are ya? You: Wow, it's taking you a while to consider that. Stranger: yeah 21, i choosed Stranger: u? You: I have liver spots. You have disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hello. May I ask your age, please? Stranger: 21 You: Did you know there's almost no one here over the age of 22? Stranger: really? kk You have disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: howdy, stranger -- how old are you? Stranger: 21 Stranger: and you You: I helped build the Pyramids. You have disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Afternoon, evening, whatever. How old are you? Stranger: 16. and now.. you disconnet Stranger: *disconnect You: You got it! You have disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hello, internet person. You: How old are you? Stranger: japan Stranger: 24 You: I'm America. We beat you in war. We beat you big time. Sorry about that, but we had to do it. You have disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: How long have you been talking here today? How old are you? Stranger: vvvv( . ) ( . ) vvvv) ( vvvv( .. ) vvvv ) )I( ( Stranger: I am 21 You: OK. Is that supposed to a broad's body or something? Stranger: I have a pussy You: I'm a fag, we probably should split now. You have disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey. Wassup? How old are you? Stranger: 19 You: Of course you are. You have disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: OK, stranger. How old are you? Stranger: 16 you? You: My sperm could have created you. You have disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hi. You: Hey, how old are you? Stranger: 19 Stranger: you You: I remember the Dust Bowl. You: that's pretty old You have disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello. Might I kindly ask your age, please? Stranger: hey Stranger: 29 You: You are the oldest person I've found here so far. You: but still... You: no one over 30 You: are you unemployed? Stranger: grow up dickhead Your conversational partner has disconnected. [I take that as a "yes."] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: A rousing good day to you sir or madam! You: May I inquire as to your age, please? Stranger: oh, you're a lord Stranger: i'm 16 Stranger: nice to meet to You: yeah, wish I could say the same. You have disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Well, well, well... You: Good day to you! You: How old are you, please? Stranger: 23 You: Do you have a job? Stranger: do you You: Of course, I am a highly skilled professional. Stranger: what you do You: You still didn't answer my first question. No fair! You: How's Burger King paying these days? Stranger: u m or f Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hey, how are ya? Stranger: male or female? You: Male. Yes, I am sure of it. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hey. Stranger: from? You: How's it hanging? You: New York. Stranger: i love NY Stranger: nice Stranger: me from istanbul Stranger: i love isntabul more You: No kidding. Stranger: ;) Stranger: where? You: How old are you? Stranger: 18 Stranger: u? You: I'm impressed that you have survived to reach 18 in Istanbul. You: good luck wth that. You have disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hello, there. Stranger: i am from moon You: And how old might you be? Stranger: 20 Stranger: light years You: Gosh, you're enchanting. You have disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: no, not brazil. You: Well, hi! You: I didn't think Brazil. You: That would be absurd. Stranger: why would that be absurd stranger? You: I would never talk to a Brazilian. You: Have you ever smelled their breath? You: Sheesh. Stranger: haha. im from brazil. You: You tricked me, then. You: How old are you, Trickster? Stranger: no. not really. i dont trick people ;) im not old. im young. You: How young is young? Just type two digits. Stranger: 22. and you stranger? You: I helped Jesus up when he fell down that time on the way to Calvary. He was real nice, cool guy. You: Well, best of luck on that rainforest thing. You have disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: OK, hi. Stranger: hi You: How old are you? Stranger: 20 Stranger: whats up You: Uh-huh. You: Yeah... uh... well, a lot is going on right now. You: You want to hear the whole story? You: It's a good one. Stranger: ok You: Nah, I'm just shitting you. I'm not here for your entertainment. You have disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: OK, one last try here... Stranger: hi You: Hi, Stranger. You: How old are you? Stranger: what are you gonna try? Stranger: 14.f.nv Stranger: u? You: Whoa. Even in Nevada I wouldn't talk to a fourteen year old! You: Fuck me! You have disconnected.
GiGiTheDog.parispointlessb...		#429	[-]
Posts: 18 (05/15/09 03:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hey there. <3 Stranger: asl? You: you 1st Stranger: hw old r u? You: Don't trick me you online predator Stranger: eu sou so brasil? You: No, shut up. You are going to rape me Stranger: i'm brazilian , and u? Stranger: ? what re u doing in this site? You: No, you are going to stalk me. You: No, stop asking me scary questions Stranger: Ok. You: I will tell my mommy You: and the police You: >:D Stranger: baby , i'm female , have 14 , and live in brazil. You: Don't say that here, someone will kill you... You: Stranger: hw old are u? You: Don't call me baby perv You: 14 Stranger: really: Stranger: ? You: So, don't come get me Micheal Jackson Stranger: lol. Stranger: sorry , but every wht i said was true . Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected.
NickF227		#430	[-]
Posts: 8946 (05/15/09 03:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ALWAYS LATE but worth the wait. Remove this ad Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: u first Stranger: 20/m/us You: aw srry im a guy so u cant cyber with me. Stranger: k You: You: but im a fag so whatever byeeeee. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Pseudo Propaganda		#431	[-]
Posts: 1734 (05/15/09 04:17 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I think I did it wrong. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: well? Stranger: OMFG HEY. You: took you long enough Stranger: :O Stranger: :P Stranger: WHAT'S UP? You: entertain me. go on. Stranger: Ummmmmmm Stranger: I'M A ROBOT? Stranger: YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK? Stranger: THAT'S NOT A GREAT WAY TO TREAT SOMEONE YOU HAVEN'T TALKED TO IN YEARS. You: what do you want to talk about? Stranger: ANYTHING. Stranger: MARRIED? You: no Stranger: :O cool. Stranger: What's your name? You: Shaniqua Stranger: LOL REALLY. Stranger: >:O Stranger: >:OOOOOOOO Stranger: OKAY FINE, YOU'RE MEAN. Stranger: I'M LEAVING. Stranger: MEANY.
blockhose		#432	[-]
Posts: 4794 (05/15/09 05:04 PM) Giant shitpickle Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I have horrible gas Stranger: go to sleep You: ok Your conversational partner has disconnected.
aMerkinCitizen		#433	[-]
Posts: 1 (05/15/09 05:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey Stranger: asl You: I'm a famous Canuckian author You: who r u Stranger: Just some guy who likes tits. You: ones that squirt? Stranger: Sure You: I lactate. been taking lithium for ten years. it does that ya know. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
factoryhurl		#434	[-]
Posts: 8107 (05/15/09 05:13 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi there asl ^^ You: same to you Stranger: first you ^^ You: 22f usa Stranger: 16 m germany ^^ You: you know who else was from germany? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
UndifferentCow		#435	[-]
Posts: 495 (05/15/09 05:15 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	lol
sadllama		#436	[-]
Posts: 6306 (05/15/09 05:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: :heavy breathing: You: :light moaning: You: :slight grunting: Stranger: penis begins to harden You: vagina begins to widen Stranger: full erection achieved You: full wetness achieved Stranger: prepares boner for entry You: spreads pussy for entry Stranger: thrusts weenis into a pussy You: pussy tightens around weenis Stranger: weenis enters and exists pussy at a varied interval You: pussy lubricates self at a varied interval Stranger: penis begins pre-ejaculation sequence You: oh oh god You: oh my You: wait You: there's something i forgot to tell you Stranger: ? You: i You: i'm You: i'm a guy Stranger: severs own head with a rusty hacksaw You: :farts: You: :scratches ass: Stranger: ghost types some words You: and...scene Stranger: credits roll
NlGHTCRAWLER		#437	[-]
Posts: 21480 (05/15/09 05:40 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Apparently I was chatting with the white version of Serena: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: YO WHASSUP???? You: WAT IT DO???? You: HELLO???? Stranger: Are you black? You: YEAH FROM CRENSHAW You: WHAT UP? Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Vegazguy		#438	[-]
Posts: 17684 (05/15/09 05:49 PM) 10 per day, bitches! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi. You: i'm sleep typing. You: i think. You: how are you? Stranger: what's that? You: what's what/ Stranger: sleep typing You: i don't know. You: where are youfrom Stranger: australia Stranger: yourself? You: very nice You: usa Stranger: nicee. what state? You: nv Stranger: nv? nevada? You: yes. Stranger: a/s/l You: do you have a big vagina? Stranger: massive. You: nice You: no big peeness? You: can i see it? Stranger: just a massive vagina. nice and juicy You: very nice Stranger: what about yourslef? You: me, too! You: tastes like chicken. You: how about yours? Stranger: yummmm. tastes like sweet and sour sauce :) You: yummy! You: we can taste each others. Stranger: i know. feels so good when someone licks it. You: mmmm Stranger: i'm horny right now thinking about it You: me too Stranger: how old are you? You: 25 You: you? Stranger: 23 You: are you wearing a bathing suit? You: great! You: we can go to the beach together. Stranger: i'm wearing sexy underwear ;) You: are you lesbonic like me? You: i like sexy underwear. Stranger: you would love it. I'm bi You: hot! Stranger: you? You: do you ever visit survivor sucks? Stranger: whats that? You: a website You: people are retarded there. You: they think they're funny You: one or two are You: :-) Stranger: hahaha. what time is it where you are? You: they're talking about you. You: http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/51369?page=1 You: it is 4:47 p.m. You: going home in a bit. You: they like sexy girls Stranger: where are you? You: work You: shsshshs You: you? You: i have to go now. Stranger: i'm at home in bed :) its 9.48am here. i woke up really early. it sux You: visit the website. You: say hello. Stranger: whats your name there? You: VG. Stranger: kk. ciao xxx You: ciao. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
Jitensha		#439	[-]
Posts: 17975 (05/15/09 05:55 PM) I Must Be Psychic Reply Quote More Recent Posts	holy shit rS
GrenadeJumper85		#440	[-]
Posts: 10276 (05/15/09 05:56 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ALWAYS LATE but worth the wait. Remove this ad @ sadllama

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