^^ terribly unfunny. Where did these douchebags come from?? O_o
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Coachebag V2.0...The Little Man is epic in his douchery
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Posts: 22817 (05/16/09 09:20 AM) Registered User |
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GwenRaiden |
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Posts: 111 (05/16/09 09:28 AM) |
Ok, I was a little off because I should have watched the clip again before posting whereas Coach is way off because he is a self-aggrandizing douche bag!
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FishNChips |
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Posts: 87 (05/16/09 09:37 AM) |
When coach said,
I was leaning on my staff as Jeff read the names and thought, "Yeah it's time. I'm ready." At first Coach called the Wooden object a "Cane" and he used it to Limp around at camp. But on Exile island Coach was thrusting the thing around like a weapon, almost like a kung fu staff. So now Coach calls the wood a Staff. Coach, why don't you just call it a multi-purpose tool? |
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hossc |
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Posts: 22819 (05/16/09 09:39 AM) Registered User |
Someone funny should call Coach a multi-purpose tool.
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FishNChips |
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Posts: 88 (05/16/09 09:39 AM) |
and hossc,
go somewhere else, you are too elite to hand here. Do you live at the computer? You have years of your life logged in here, why don't you get a bike and ride some weight off? |
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wmdaggie |
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Posts: 2168 (05/16/09 09:46 AM) |
hossc wrote:  Go back to bed sister.
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Vinny1 |
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Posts: 11 (05/16/09 10:13 AM) |
Coach doesn't seem to be being as much of a douche in his post show interviews as he was in the game and Ponderosa. Maybe all the flaming took him down a
few notches?
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hossc |
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Posts: 22820 (05/16/09 10:56 AM) Registered User |
FishNChips wrote:
DOUCHEBAG SAYS WHAT??
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Coach Ben Wade |
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Posts: 49 (05/16/09 11:02 AM) |
The world is mine and there have always been jealous ne'er-do-wells who hated what I have accomplished in life. My advice to the drones is to educate
yourselves. Mind and body becoming one powerful force of nature.
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FishNChips |
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Posts: 89 (05/16/09 11:06 AM) |
blistering wrote: blistering, Coach also lied when he told Brendan he and everyone else was voting for JT, when Brendan got the blindside vote. And Coach lied all the way through the game, maybe not with words, but his actions. "Oh, I inhaled so much smoke last night my asthma is acting-up. Don't send me to Exile." And, "My back was having spasms during the challenge" The truth is, JT was a stronger Buck than Coach, a better "Warrior". Coach is more like a Cyrus in the Movie "Warriors", vs. Tom Cruise in the movie "The Last Samurai" Clicking the Mini Pony 7 Oz. Beer Bottles on his four fingers & thumb. "Warriors... come out to play-ay!" |
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FishNChips |
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Posts: 90 (05/16/09 11:11 AM) |
Coach Ben Wade wrote:Where do we start? Should I get some cool tats from China? Or get a tan? Or get a cool Samurai look? I don't think the lord intended us to have tat's on our body, so why did you get China scribble on your arms with tribal thorn chains? |
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Posts: 52 (05/16/09 11:11 AM) |
The world is mine and there have always been jealous ne'er-do-wells who hated what I have accomplished in life. My advice to the drones is to educate
yourselves. Mind and body becoming one powerful force of nature.
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Posts: 91 (05/16/09 11:19 AM) |
And hossc,
I'm about to go out in my boat 2-4 miles off the coast of south Florida to go sport fishing, we will all have a laugh about your wonderful life and your 22 thousand post legacy. If anyone is a major Douche you have got to be near the top, waiting to criticize every post here at Sucks. it's looks like your life, well, Sucks....... If anyone here has ever been off the coast of South Florida in a boat you know what I'm talking about. I will be bottom fishing off a reef for Grouper, Snapper, Cobia and any other edible. I have a favorite spot using my GPS and always bring home the fresh catch, Fish N Chips for vittles tonight. |
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hossc |
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Posts: 22822 (05/16/09 11:22 AM) Registered User |
White trash peasant food.
Oh......
Douchebag says what???
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 18407 (05/16/09 11:34 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Fish <3
Crisps <3 |
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hossc |
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Posts: 22823 (05/16/09 11:36 AM) Registered User |
Cuauhtemoc Gilmore wrote:Coach <3? 
Gilly <3 |
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NunYaEffinBiz |
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Posts: 6 (05/16/09 12:03 PM) |
30 hours to get to 300 pages of Coach hate.
Hate. |
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solesurvivor01 |
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Posts: 5724 (05/16/09 12:05 PM) Registered user |
5,500 posts of COACH HATE.
This guy is still a fucking lunatic in ponderosa. Props to Sierra for calling him out again, and I'm happy that she and Brendan did not go to greet the stupid fuck. |
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Charming Nemesis |
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Posts: 4902 (05/16/09 12:23 PM) |
hossc wrote: One of the world's top chefs and the youngest person to be awarded Michelin 3 stars disagrees. So do I. ;) Massive fish & chips lurve. Oh.. and massive Coach lurve. |
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Posts: 49 (05/16/09 12:25 PM) |
solesurvivor01 wrote:He deserves to be greeted by no one! Not even at home. |
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