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Its the day after and I'd like to say a few things to the Douche since I know he reads these boards. Wade, stop with the hair dye. It's okay to be gray at 37. The hair dye makes you look more like a dweeb than you did as the scrawny emaciated coach. Also, be careful of too many laser treatments for sun damage. They can make you look too artificial and smooth like you did last night. You don't want to look like Joan Rivers, do you? Stay away from the spray tan, too unless you're planning on trying out for Dancing with the Stars which you might consider now that you are a reality show has benn. The excess heavy jewelry is a little 80's wrestle mania. By a more current copy of In Style magazine or have your lady dragon slayer in the bedroom take you shopping. On second thought don't cause her dress was horrid and she kept pulling up her top while talking on national television about your bedroom slaying capers. She doesn't have enough on top to keep her top up so instead try taking Spencer shopping with you. And just one more piece of advice to you oh might has been douche, the next time someone offers to give you a lie detector test that is actually reputable, take it and shut up.

Yup, still hate you.