Coach was the only entertaining character this season. Hopefully he'll be included in the next All Star season and I'll definitely be rooting him on.
Coach, you rule!
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Coachebag...Douche Bag for All Seasons
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Posts: 38 (05/18/09 4:18 PM) |
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Eric in San Diego |
Coache Bag...GONE!! | ||
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Posts: 243 (05/18/09 4:36 PM) |
Finally...at long last, Ben "Dover" Wade is off of my radar! I'm just ever so grateful that he didn't win the $100,00!! What a piece of
crap this guy is. His Assistant Coaches and an escort...perfect! No family, no real friends, no video link to a room full of supporters...just his smug face
and his jesters. What a loser! I'm sure he'll pop up in some form or fashion again...as a crappy villain in a really bad movie...as a contestant on
BACHELORETTE, THE COUGAR VERSION...on Dateline NBC when Chris Hanson busts him for driving 600 miles to have sex with a 12 year old soccer playing girl...or
something EVEN WORSE!! It has been fun hating him, now it will be lots more fun forgetting about him!
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merryz93 |
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Posts: 1179 (05/18/09 4:37 PM) |
From the moment that he talked about wizards and dragon slayers he had me at, "What the F---"? Almost at the same moment that Taj wanted to let JT
come into the pack and trying to convince Stephan. Why just not hand it over? This season was a easy win.
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Coach Ben Wade |
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Posts: 81 (05/18/09 5:07 PM) |
iCON4FAT wrote: Thank you, friend. It only warms my heart and brings hearty laughter to see those so effected by the wonder that is me. |
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Blatantly Oblivious |
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Posts: 267 (05/18/09 5:48 PM) I don't get |
In the end, Coach was a pretty good guy. Hell, I even liked him last night at the reunion. Is he delusional or just very clever or both? An enigma!
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 Charming Nemesis |
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Posts: 4977 (05/18/09 6:00 PM) |
He was braggadocios, but wasn't a mean person. I don't get the venom. He is a nice guy and very supportive of other people.
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Coach Ben Wade |
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Posts: 83 (05/18/09 6:07 PM) |
Thank you, it's not easy being me.
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 17538 (05/18/09 6:19 PM) Not a team player
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I guess you haven't read the reports of how he 'seduced' his players, lied about their scholarship amounts, and lied about having cancer so he
could be on Survivor, Vic.
He is a piece of shit. I don't see the 'good guy' in him because there isn't one. |
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Understandermant |
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Posts: 45 (05/18/09 6:23 PM) |
Coach= <3
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Jeffieboi |
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Posts: 212 (05/18/09 6:28 PM) Registered User |
As much as I hate Coach...he looked kinda sexy @ the reunion after he put all that weight back on. O_o
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 17539 (05/18/09 6:41 PM) Not a team player
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Understandermant wrote:So you're a retard, too? Good to know. Jesus fuck, you idiots make me want to punch retarded babies in the face. |
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Coach Ben Wade |
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Posts: 85 (05/18/09 6:43 PM) |
This Arctic person is jealous that I banged firm bodied college gals. Soccer players have fantastic asses.
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SuperJude |
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Posts: 13075 (05/18/09 7:51 PM) Registered user |
SA, do you notice the direction this thread is taking? People we've never heard of show up and suddenly "love" Coachbag and find him attractive.
It would be funny if it weren't so pathetic and unfunny of them. -SJ™ |
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Coach Ben Wade |
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Posts: 86 (05/18/09 7:59 PM) |
Arctic wants me. SuperJude wants to be like me. Fame is good, and I hope you
can someday reap it's rewards.
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SuperJude |
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Posts: 13076 (05/18/09 9:13 PM) Registered user |
Coach Ben Wade wrote: Fuck off, spamtard. You haven't added shit to this thread other than jacking up your post count. It doesn't surprise me that the morons found the best thread of the season, bar NONE (and this was a fucking awesome thread to read this season!) and have decided to act as all bottom feeders do. Have fun, shit suckers! -SJ™ |
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co coach |
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Posts: 181 (05/18/09 9:35 PM) |
Coach Ben Wade wrote:you've totally dragonslayed this thread dude. |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 17543 (05/19/09 12:26 AM) Not a team player
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SuperJude wrote:It's basically one poster with 800 ghostnics, is my guess. One or 2 mocknics is fine, but the way people think this shit is funny is just pathetic. |
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SuperJude |
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Posts: 13079 (05/19/09 1:15 AM) Registered user |
True SA, because it cannot be pointed out enough to casting that they fucked up and no amount of Probst fueled fakery can obscure the fact that this guy was
NOT good for ratings, did NOT change the game and is nothing more than another delusional, pathological fuckbag who now thinks they are famous.
The sheer amount of LIES and BULLSHIT were enough, but then the whole FAKE FACTS crap took this to a new level. Maybe somebody of Native American origin can explain the true nature of a vision quest? I'd hate for some idiot here to believe what they saw on tv without knowing the truth of what Coachbag was lying about. Secondly, where did this whole bullshit, fake ass mish mash of Nordic/Native American/Japanese culture come from? Why is some stupid cracker talking about what the Samurai used to do? Didn't know he was a master of Bushido... Let alone the fake Martial Arts that only he knows. Fact is, any martial artist or "warrior" was either laughing or disgusted at the misrepresentation, at the flagrancy of just tossing out fake facts as if they were real. I also can't believe they were so wrapped up in Coachbag after all the edit time spent on him that they went so far as to pull out that fake "Surprise Lie Detector Test" bullshit. WTF? I mean seriously, did Mark Burnett JUST discover Jerry Springer or some shit? All that was missing was for some former Assistant Coachbag to rush the stage and start swinging. Oh...and btw... I DIDN'T WATCH THE LIE DETECTOR PORTION BECAUSE I TURNED THE REUNION OFF AS SOON AS THEY WENT TO COACHBAG Please explain how "entertaining" is me turning the show off? -SJ™ |
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BortBort |
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Posts: 1035 (05/19/09 2:23 AM) |
He ruined the season both in terms of entertainment and strategy. He fucking played for JT from the merge onwards. And his fucking presence
was extremely agitating. He has no redeeming features. Coach is a c.unt through and through...
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SuperJude |
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Posts: 13083 (05/19/09 2:41 AM) Registered user |
BortBort wrote: So essentially, he's Sugar. Great thinking casting: "Let's have 2 fucked up people that nobody likes in real life come on the show and ruin the season!" I'm just SICK thinking that you bitches in casting actually get PAID to do such a shitty job. They could design a Facebook/Myspace searchbot that could cast just as well or better than you useless fucks. -SJ™ |
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- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
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