Gregoire- any big plans for your 33000th post?
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Coach's lie detector was rigged.
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 morlockx15 |
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Posts: 953 (05/19/09 8:41 AM) I need a hobby |
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 962 (05/19/09 9:02 AM) |
Get ready for the new COACH SHOW ! They take coach out and put him in different volatile situations and we get to see people make fun of him and beat him
up. Watch Coach get dropped off at a Biker Bar where he starts telling the story of how he once was attacked by 12 hells angels and he killed them all with
his bare hands .. soon after 3 drunk pissed off bikers get sick of this duche and beat him into a coma with chains and clubs FOR REAL! its going to be non
stop hillarity .
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Uncle Spambo |
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Posts: 65 (05/19/09 9:08 AM) |
I would have much rather they waterboarded Crotch. Not that I would have believed the intel that resulted. As Cao Boi would say, "To have toothache, one
must first have tooth."
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bryanpasa |
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Posts: 1097 (05/19/09 9:59 AM) |
Mrpoopypants wrote: 
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FishNChips |
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Posts: 110 (05/19/09 10:12 AM) |
Coach,
I went to the best professional in Hollywood. |
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Coach Ben Wade |
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Posts: 90 (05/19/09 10:30 AM) |
Like me or loathe me, this season has been all about me and you all have watched. I'm addictive and now many of you are remorseful. Sunday night proved
that I was the star of the show. Weeks from now, remorse will turn into shame as all of your manic emotional posts will forever be a part of the webverse for
all to point at and laugh. Dragons slain.
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Uncle Spambo |
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Posts: 68 (05/19/09 10:40 AM) |
Coach Ben Wade wrote: *yawn* |
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The Very Insane Shark |
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Posts: 4153 (05/19/09 12:49 PM) Registered user |
I didn't even realize that Probst was (supposedly) reading the results of the test, and not Coach's answers.
"Did you play the game with honor and integrity? Yes." "Were you captured by natives while visiting the Amazon? Yes." WTF? |
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Uncle Spambo |
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Posts: 69 (05/19/09 1:18 PM) |
What? You expected something straightforward, trustworthy, reliable and/or truthful from Crotch Bung Wad or anyone associated with him?
More fool you, if so. *L* |
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azasaur |
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Posts: 78 (05/19/09 1:25 PM) |
I still love how his lady friend said that she's slain his dragon.
But, WHY IN THE NAME OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER WOULD YOU SAY THAT ON LIVE NATIONAL TV WHEN EVERYONE HATES HIM? |
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 CAPSattack |
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Posts: 2331 (05/19/09 1:34 PM) |
Coach Ben Wade wrote: no one even gives a shit about this shitty ass troll
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Coach Ben Wade |
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Posts: 95 (05/19/09 1:35 PM) |
Because my -eye-eye-eye lady love knows that the big dragon I'm a draggin' slays her and in turn, me.
Lady love, your love is peaceful Like the summer's breeze My lady love, with love that's tender As a baby's touch You give me all of the things That I need so much You're my world, lady love Lady love, your love is cooling Like the winter snow My lady love, with love that's cozy As a fire's glow And I keep on needing you, girl A little more and more And I thank you, my lady love You know, it's not easy to keep love flowing smooth People are people and they all have their moods But it's so nice just to have someone like you Who wants a smooth and easy thing And all the good times that it brings My lady love, you've been with me Through all of my ups and downs My lady love, I once was lost But now with you I'm found You got the love I need And I want to stay around Heaven sent you down, my lady love Let me tell you that it's not easy to keep love flowing smooth You know, people are people, they all have their moods But it's so nice just to have someone like you Who wants a smooth and easy thing And all the good times and the joy that it brings My lady love, you've been with me Through all of my ups and downs And my crazy turn-arounds My lady love, you got the love I need So stay around Heaven sent my lady love Lady love, sweet lady love You are so good to me Lady love, like a warm summer breeze (So glad I found my lady love, lady love) (so glad I found my lady love, lady love) |
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Uncle Spambo |
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Posts: 71 (05/19/09 1:40 PM) |
azasaur wrote: My guess - dollah, dollah bill. ka-ching. Probst probably paid for her like he did the fake lie detector horseshit. |
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FishNChips |
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Posts: 116 (05/19/09 3:32 PM) |
Wow,
That poem was so Gay it might be the real coach. If this is the real coach, tell us where you caught the Herpes Virus, and where you were first treated for it? if you don't know this your not the real coach. |
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Coach Ben Wade |
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Posts: 100 (05/19/09 4:07 PM) |
Poor Mr. Rawls, took my words, made them a great song then died eating nasty Fish and Chips.
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WoodstockZ |
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Posts: 803 (05/19/09 4:09 PM) Registered user |
I don't care if you're lying, tell us the other 100 stories.
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diewinelle |
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Posts: 10694 (05/19/09 6:00 PM) |
azasaur wrote:i bet his dragon is itty bitty. |
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JTforthemillion |
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Posts: 25 (05/19/09 6:04 PM) |
Uncle Spambo wrote:Hey that's his new career. He wants to be a star....he can be the test dummy in those movies they use to train the soldiers and the CIA/FBI in interrogating prisoners...waterboarding...remember they used spiders on Saddam...and wasn't Coach afraid of snakes or something? It'd be priceless. |
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FishNChips |
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Posts: 120 (05/19/09 7:05 PM) |
It is coach,
Taking shots at a black man. A great, dead black man at that. I had the pleasure of dining with Lou Rawls one night back in 1996, well before he died, he was a great man full of true stories. Lou lived Large, almost every time I witnessed him club hopping at night, he always had the most beautiful women with him. Always one on each arm. RIP Lou, Thanks for the memories. coach, you are the most pathetic male chauvinist insecure loser to ever play the game of Survivor. Any loser that would go out and get a "Vending Machine" Lie Detector test to prove a statement that is so full of shit as your Amazon Story is mentally retarded. And your Rent-A-Date mate was no surprise. We all know you would not have a drop-dead gorgeous woman in your harem. With those ridiculous tattoos on your arms, and your Revenge of the Nerds Karate Moves, You looked like the biggest kook ever on Survivor. Show # 10 "For me to pit myself against...." Ah, coach all you do is write a name on paper along with several other people to vote a player on the Jury. There is no octagon, no warriors, no fire breathing dragons. |
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Charming Nemesis |
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Posts: 5007 (05/19/09 7:11 PM) |
WoodstockZ wrote:X |
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