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quickstart		#7361	[-]
Posts: 473 (05/23/09 5:36 PM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	KellyClarksonSucks wrote: quickstart wrote: Dictatorship wrote: 4pack1 wrote: Shyster wrote: Notice how Yelly raises both of her hands alot to point to the sky? It's because she's trying to air out her sweat from her flabby armpits! Girl must stink. No, I didn't notice. What I did notice was her big sweet fat ass. That's what a woman's ass should look like. Women's asses are supposed to be the size of Jupiter? I'd take a 12 year old boy ass over a jupiter-like ass like Kelly's . FIXED! (for truthfulness) OMG you're a pedophile? That's all sorts of sick KCS. Why would you edit my post to tell your truth? If you needed to confess, just go ahead and do it. Maybe justinfog can help put the right authorities on you.
KellyClarksonSucks		#7362	[-]
Posts: 554 (05/23/09 7:15 PM) Trolling Fantard More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Lets bury the hatchet, quickstart. I found the perfect lover for you. Small breasts and lots of nipple for you to suck on.
quickstart		#7363	[-]
Posts: 477 (05/24/09 6:33 AM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh KCS can you make up your mind - am I a pedophile or do I like old men? Are you just throwing stuff up against the wall to see what sticks? I don't think I've ever encountered a person who so dislikes being PWNED like you. I am honored that you chose to waste one or two of your measly 10 posts a day on me though. I think you have a bit of a crush? Kiera, Julia Stiles, Gwen Stefani, Kelly Clarkson are all good examples of small breasted but sexy women. More than a mouthful is a waste. Jennifer Anniston is right on the edge, a perfect mouthful with a little overflow from the looks. Oh, and I don't mind being wasteful every once in a while ;) Halle Berry, Salma Hayek, Jessica Alba, Shannon Elizabeth can make a home in my bed whenever they'd like. On another note, did you bury the hatchet in Tiger's legs? Is that how he became paralyzed?
Riff		#7364	[-]
Posts: 2530 (05/24/09 8:12 AM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Since when does Simon have small breasts? Kellulite's looking mighty fine in the pics from her recent concert. You know, the ones where she's wearing what looks to be a tin foil tank top and Size 28 j.eans which appear to have started out life as a tablecloth. When Justin Timberlake was hosting "Saturday Night Live" a couple weeks back, I couldn't figure out what that life-size fanny pack he was wearing in that one skit was supposed to represent. Then he started singing "My Life Would Suck Without You" and it was immediately clear. It was supposed to represent Yelly's Grimace physique. Of course it was a skit about plastic surgery.
KellyClarksonSucks		#7365	[-]
Posts: 555 (05/24/09 8:55 AM) Trolling Fantard More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	quickstart wrote: Oh KCS can you make up your mind - am I a pedophile or do I like old men? Are you just throwing stuff up against the wall to see what sticks? I don't think I've ever encountered a person who so dislikes being PWNED like you. I am honored that you chose to waste one or two of your measly 10 posts a day on me though. I think you have a bit of a crush? Kiera, Julia Stiles, Gwen Stefani, Kelly Clarkson are all good examples of small breasted but sexy women. More than a mouthful is a waste. Jennifer Anniston is right on the edge, a perfect mouthful with a little overflow from the looks. Oh, and I don't mind being wasteful every once in a while ;) Halle Berry, Salma Hayek, Jessica Alba, Shannon Elizabeth can make a home in my bed whenever they'd like. On another note, did you bury the hatchet in Tiger's legs? Is that how he became paralyzed? Since you are such a sexual abomination, I would say that you are quite capable of liking both. Even rabid stray dogs probably run when they see you coming.
quickstart		#7366	[-]
Posts: 478 (05/24/09 9:13 AM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	IGOTPWNEDBYQUICKSTART wrote: quickstart wrote: Oh KCS can you make up your mind - am I a pedophile or do I like old men? Are you just throwing stuff up against the wall to see what sticks? I don't think I've ever encountered a person who so dislikes being PWNED like you. I am honored that you chose to waste one or two of your measly 10 posts a day on me though. I think you have a bit of a crush? Kiera, Julia Stiles, Gwen Stefani, Kelly Clarkson are all good examples of small breasted but sexy women. More than a mouthful is a waste. Jennifer Anniston is right on the edge, a perfect mouthful with a little overflow from the looks. Oh, and I don't mind being wasteful every once in a while ;) Halle Berry, Salma Hayek, Jessica Alba, Shannon Elizabeth can make a home in my bed whenever they'd like. On another note, did you bury the hatchet in Tiger's legs? Is that how he became paralyzed? Since you are such a sexual abomination, I would say that you are quite capable of liking both. Even rabid stray dogs probably run when they see you coming. OMG you totally think I'm Clay Aiken don't you? Hell hath no fury like KCS PWNED.
KellyClarksonSucks		#7367	[-]
Posts: 556 (05/24/09 11:54 AM) Trolling Fantard More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
quickstart		#7368	[-]
Posts: 479 (05/24/09 1:27 PM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How nice of you to share a picture of yourself, KCS. In an attempt to be nice I won't even make any smart ass remarks about your body and looks. YWIA.
Shyster		#7369	[-]
Posts: 1451 (05/24/09 1:57 PM) Registered user More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	quickstart wrote: ? Kiera, Julia Stiles, Gwen Stefani, Kelly Clarkson are all good examples of small breasted but sexy women. Seriously, Really? Yelly a SEXY small breasted gal? You've got to be shitting us. At least you got the small breasted part right. The above example was one of NOT SEXY. The below is one that is. Again, NOT SEXY. SEXY,
texsinger		#7370	[-]
Posts: 872 (05/24/09 2:19 PM) Registered user More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	All woman!!!!! All skin and bones with grandma hands!!!!!!!
KellyClarksonSucks		#7371	[-]
Posts: 557 (05/24/09 3:14 PM) Trolling Fantard More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	quickstart wrote: How nice of you to share a picture of yourself, KCS. In an attempt to be nice I won't even make any smart ass remarks about your body and looks. YWIA. You're ~~probably~~ jerkin' off to it as we speak.
Tigershere		#7372	[-]
Posts: 6191 (05/24/09 3:21 PM) Registered User More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Rosie is all woman too and that Carrie picture is the NORM these days for stars, tv or music. Kellys is the one that's not in shape in a world of fit celebs Look at the shit Simpson got for gaining 10 pds recently. How in the hell does Yelly get away with her gain as she's not getting slammed nearly as much as Jessica was yet she's actually fat oh, cuz no one CARES about Yelly anymore.
quickstart		#7373	[-]
Posts: 480 (05/24/09 3:28 PM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Shytter you really are that shallow that you think the sexy is all about looks? A woman can be a 10 in looks but a raging bitch and there's nothing sexy about that. Sexy is as much in the attitude, the personality as it is in the looks. You c.untytards really need to make up your mind. Is Kelly's weight gain being discussed everywhere or is it that no one is interested? It's not discussed so much because Kelly said she didn't care. Jessica got upset and defended herself against it and that's why it remained in the news. Kelly shrugged and said oh well so now it's old news. KCS you aren't my type. You have an ugly face and you are a bitch. Small tits are ok but you gotta have something else going on. Sorry to disappoint you dear. I didn't realize you were posting it as a come on.
quickstart		#7374	[-]
Posts: 481 (05/24/09 3:31 PM) More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Tigershere wrote: and that Carrie picture is the NORM these days for stars, tv or music. Kellys is the one that's not in shape in a world of fit celebs I have to ask why does it bother you that Kelly doesn't care about going hollywood and that whole fitting in scene? Why is it wrong that she's happy and content being more real woman? Don't be a hater just because C.unty sold out to sustain a career and Kelly is able to sustain one without selling out and subscribing to the hollywood norm. It's funny to me that a person in a wheelchair should be so concerned with the NORM.
eraserhead19		#7375	[-]
Posts: 220 (05/24/09 3:32 PM) Fantardus Überdramaticus More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Tigershere wrote: Rosie is all woman too and that Carrie picture is the NORM these days for stars, tv or music. Kellys is the one that's not in shape in a world of fit celebs Look at the shit Simpson got for gaining 10 pds recently. How in the hell does Yelly get away with her gain as she's not getting slammed nearly as much as Jessica was yet she's actually fat oh, cuz no one CARES about Yelly anymore. actually it has everything to do with the fact that Jessica Simpson's career is based largely no pun on her looks, including her body. When you pose for sexy pictures and make it a point to have you father talk about how hot you are the media are gonna take notice when that "image" that you've cultivated so carefully takes a different turn. Suddenly Jessica wants to be known as more than the hot girl from newlyweds and that just doesn't work. She's never been a huge success in the singing arena, mildly successful yes but never as successful as say Britney or Christina. The same thing happened to Britney and she still looked great but the media said she was fat because Britney's career depends on her looks, just like Jessica's. you can bet if Carrie gained back the weight she's lost since Idol a HUGE deal would be made of it because she has cultivated that IMAGE for herself. She's relied heavily on her looks while her music has often times taken a backseat. Carrie is looked upon as some sort of style icon in entertainment so she has to be very careful not to tarnish that image by gaining weight. Kelly didn't start off skinny so the fact that she's still not skinny isn't really newsworthy.
Shyster		#7376	[-]
Posts: 1453 (05/24/09 3:51 PM) Registered user More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	eraserhead19 wrote: you can bet if Carrie gained back the weight she's lost since Idol a HUGE deal would be made of it because she has cultivated that IMAGE for herself. She's relied heavily on her looks while her music has often times taken a backseat. Carrie is looked upon as some sort of style icon in entertainment so she has to be very careful not to tarnish that image by gaining weight. Kelly didn't start off skinny so the fact that she's still not skinny isn't really newsworthy. Carrie cares about her health. Watching what she eats and exercising. Thing that everyone should be doing. Her weight is a reflection of that hard work. Her attitude in life and work ethic will keep her fit. Yelly is a fine example of the polor opposite attitude, thinking that her fans will stick by her laziness to care about herself, her health and thus her resulting weight. HUGE MISTAKE. She's turned off a portion of her fans and isn't a factor anymore when it comes to talk of being a star. Keltards probably think Kirstie Alley is all woman as well. Yelly did start out skinny, used to have a personal chef as well. Guess she can't afford the chef anymore as her income has come and gone. I wonder if one of her back up singers (the fatter one) is now her diet coach. Hmmm.... Before & After
MakePaulaCry		#7377	[-]
Posts: 2736 (05/24/09 4:47 PM) Registered user More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	LOL At Shitfucker posting a picture of Yelly from one of her concerts halfway through her set and compares it with a photoshopped picture of the blonde cun*t. Really fair comparison assfuck! Are all Cuntry fans this stupid?
eraserhead19		#7378	[-]
Posts: 222 (05/24/09 5:15 PM) Fantardus Überdramaticus More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	MakePaulaCry wrote: LOL At Shitfucker posting a picture of Yelly from one of her concerts halfway through her set and compares it with a photoshopped picture of the blonde cun*t. Really fair comparison assfuck! Are all Cuntry fans this stupid? what is even funnier is that he's using the most horrid picture available even though AFTER that picture was taken Kelly appeared both on television and in concert where she looked fabulous. shitter is an idiot. that is all.
grumpypuppy		#7379	[-]
Posts: 2168 (05/24/09 5:47 PM) Registered User More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	she looked fabulous Compared to what? The cow picture posted above? Fabulous is the new amazing, I guess. A meaningless word used by fantards.
KellyClarksonSucks		#7380	[-]
Posts: 558 (05/24/09 5:48 PM) Trolling Fantard More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	quickstart wrote: KCS you aren't my type. You have an ugly face and you are a bitch. Small tits are ok but you gotta have something else going on. Sorry to disappoint you dear. I didn't realize you were posting it as a come on. If I was nothing but one big nipple, I'd have to beat you off with a stick.

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