Pseudo Propaganda wrote:

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When the fuck does round 2 start?

Susan Boyle keeps millions switched on to Britain's Got Talent

A fifth of Britain's population are expected to switch on their televisions this evening to watch a dancing dog, a break-dancing pensioner and a man who can do unspeakable things with a clothes hanger. What they and millions around the world will be waiting for, however, is the return of a doughty Scottish lady whose name is known from West Lothian to New South Wales.

Susan Boyle has gained global recognition for her rendition of I Dreamed a Dream from Les Misérables. The Czech National Symphony Orchestra is preparing for her arrival in July to record an album, a place is being prepared for her in a West End show and a line of Susan Boyle dolls is in production in America.

Tonight the world will learn whether she is also considered good enough to proceed to the next round of Britain's Got Talent. Assuming that she is, Ms Boyle will perform next week in one of five semi-finals in advance of the final on Saturday evening.

The shows producers were insisting yesterday that the result of the judges' deliberations be kept secret - a policy that was threatened only when photographs of semi-finalists having sex with Tawny Kitaen were apparently posted on the show's website earlier this week.

Shagnanigans wrote:

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Wow, she really does want to be Elaine Page. Terrible opening to "Memory". That song should've been a piece of cake for her, if she'd chosen a slightly lower key.