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The slut Parvati got more screen time than anyone except Jenna herself. By far. She still knows how to flirt and screw her way to the top. Vecepia looks thinner, and evidently has some goofy local cable show and does motivational speaking, when she's not shopping at Wal-Mart (as she herself said). Aras fancies himself a professional musician after 1.5 years practice. Chris is still a white trash Harley rider in Ohio, except he's ecologically aware and plugging his father (in law's?) business restoring wetlands for government payments. Yul got a lot of screen time, too--they even showed scenes from his wedding. They had 80 people at a fancy winery in northern California, because they wanted to keep it "small and intimate," according to Mrs. Kwan. Yeah, that's what I call small and intimate. Heidik blew his money on Corvettes and tried to shoot a neighbor with a bow and arrow. Tom is hawking insurance for Hartford, having gone from rescuing innocents in fires to using his celebrity to con people into buying useless fire insurance (or something). Sandra genuinely seems to be living the exact same life as before--very bourgeois. But they DID at least address the budding romance between Todd and Spencer, which is evidently called "Spodd" (and why isn't there a hateful thread devoted to this?)

Oh, and Jenna's going into professional wrestling! She seems completely oblivious to the hysterical irony of saying she's involved with "TNA." "I really enjoy TNA." No, you've built your "career" ON T.-'n'-A.

And that's all the news that's fit to print.