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Manual car wash death scene:

Its 100+ degrees. The sprinkler pops up forcefully from the grass, spins at a dramatic speed, and wets your yard before going back down. The sun shines down on the hot glass of your car windows. You blast Katy Perry's Hot and Cold in the background. You're hot and decide to use really cold water in the bucket and hose. You begin spraying the car with the cold water. You're not only deaf from your music but also partially blind and you don't realize you're in a horror movie. The front windshield on your car begins to crack from hot and cold meeting. You reach into your bucket and grab your sponge and begin to soap off the front windshield. You push to hard and your windshield shatters. You fall forward, your throat pierced with a piece of glass (not deep enough to kill you). You tear the glass out and stumble backwards tripping over the buckett and falling into your grass. You turn over and begin crawling just as you do this the sprinkler jets up through your slashed throat and spins ripping your throat open and throwing it through out the yard.