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Tony took Tony's spot, unless you can show me another street dancer who deserved it more. If you're going to pick the top 20 by sheer dance talent, it will end up all contemp/jazz with maybe a ballroom person or two. Tony and Phillip are the only self-taught dancers in the top 20, but they usually have more. The hip hop dancing community did not represent this year -- I don't recall a single sick breaker in any of the auditions, just a bunch of popper and lockers. Zero hip hop girls.

I think I almost chewed my nails off from the suspense when it came down to Asuka and Anonymous Blondie. They showed a lot of footage of Asuka at her audition, dancing in Vegas, walking around hugging people in Vegas, lounging about the pool in a bikini (in Vegas), and she was featured prominently last year as well, so she had that going for her. But then again, Anonymous Blondie was... uh... blonde? These cutdowns are so instense.

Okay, I'll cut the producers some slack -- there simply isn't enough time to track everyone, so of course it's natural that the ones with face time are more likely to make the cut. Still, what a waste of time and effort to build up completely non-extistent suspense.

I must have missed them cutting Gaby, the arthritic contemporary dancer that they pushed through Vegas week. When they allow these dancers to fail ever upwards, it usually indicates they are in the top 20, like Tony the Popper who barely dances in his own style much less any other. But Gaby didn't make the cut -- why not have her stand with Asuka for the last spot instead of Anonymous Blondie? At least they would have enough face time to make it intersting.

Phillip "Duckie" Chbeeb is the new Twitch -- built in fanbase, will survive early cuts with ease, and any girl paired up with him is a lock for the top 10. Hopefully, he will actually deliver in the performances instead of being the branding/marketing fraud that was Twitch. I dont' mind a little sizzle, but let's have some steak to back it up.

A partial list of the top 20 Separated at Birth (with some reposts):

Dibs on the phrase, "DUCKIEOWNAGE"

Robbie Rotten disguised as a dancer! I see right through it.

There's no crying in Golf.

Dibs on the phrase, "YENTLOWNAGE"

D'oh! Max is the voice of the Russian Homer Simpson.


Jenna started her career as a dancer too. If Xenu is willing, Caitlin will make the top four.

Fortunately, Jason does not have to dance while wearing a SCRAM ankle bracelet.

Superstar!

It's like Brenda with Kelly's hair.