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I HOPE NINA TOTALLY DESTROYS CANE...yup, I do!
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Tigernanama |
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How weird - I was just over you on the other thread. Now I'm the bottom.
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Wills4everEH |
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Never be a bottom Tiger!
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Tigernanama |
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I can't be a top, I'm too lazy.
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Wills4everEH |
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Lazy is ok |
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I don't understand...? I just said, 'lazy is okay'??
anyway it was A HOT HOT Show today..I tell you. Phyllis (Michelle Stafford) was amazing once again. God, give her an emmy over and over. She just made Nick look like the worst actor ever. Also, some Mary Jane/Sharon action, some mad Ashley Mishaps and more! I'll fill you peeps in later. I was just absorbed by Red's preformance (watch it Friday!) |
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^ ITA. Stafford was Amazing. Also, the last 5 mins was just amazing. Loved the music they played to go with it.
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It has been in the back of my brain for a long time, but her reaction to Paul's brother made me think of it more. Could Mary Jane be Paul's sister
Patty? Jack did do one over in the late 70's.
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IT WAS A STORMY NIGHT ON Y&R...and a LOT CHANGED IN ONE NIGHT! | ||
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I don't know polarice. I heard he had a sister but, I'm so confused as to who this woman is (which is actually a good thing as it's not so
predictable to me)
and today: Jack/Adam/Ash: Jack arrives to visit Ash. Adam and Jack have words.... and Ashley is having a 'dream'... "ASHLEY.........Ashley....assssssssssssssssssshhley" said about 12 x's. Ash wakes up "SABRINA??"... she walks to the hall and opens the door. She sees a woman with a veil over her head and Ashley looks into the face and pulls off the veil.."IT'S SABRINA"... Ashley screams. Sabrina says, "VICTOR IS MINE..STAY AWAY!!" Jack runs to Ashley who is crying and she tells him what she saw... but, she says that this 'was real and Sabrina wanted to kill her!' Jack promises that everything is okay. Ash: "She had a veil on, over her face! She was wearing that purple dress she died in Jack..she wanted to Kill me!!" Jack: "It's was just a dream Ash..just a dream." (Adam is watching all of this as usual on High Definition!) Ash: "I don't need you here Jack..I don't need you holding my hand and I don't need Olivia babysitting me..I have Adam!" Jack: "You need to come home with me...no-one is saying you're crazy..I won't take NO for an answer..PACK YOUR BAG RIGHT NOW!" (Adam walks in: "is everything okay..it took me a while to get up the stairs.") Jack: "I'm getting my sister out of this place!" Adam: "YOU CAN'T DO THAT JACK." AShley wants to stay home during the storm. Jack gets an emergency call and has to leave. Ash tells him to drive safetly - 5 miles an hour. Adam: "BYE JACKIE BOY!!" Then, Adam goes to his room but Jack comes around the corner holding him by 'the neck' and says, "IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ASHLEY WHEN I LEAVE...IF SHE JUMPS AT A SHADOW..I WILL HOLD YOU PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE!!" he leaves..and the maid arrives. Adam tells her to go home to her new hubby and go before the storm gets worse ..he sweet talks her into leaving and will cover for her! Adam alone: "WHO COULDN'T ASK FOR A BEEEEEETTER NIGHT!" WHA HA HA.... Jeff/Glo talk about blackmailing Victor. They have someone tailing Mary-Jane Benson who they believe Victor is having an affair with her. Sharon is at the club and Mary Jane is 'staring her down'. Sharon: "IS THERE A PROBLEM??" M.J.: "There wouldn't be if you just left Jack alone! I hope you're proud of yourself Sharon..the mess you've made of peoples' lives." Sharon: "I don't know where this is coming from??" M.J.: "Where do you think it's coming from...YOUR OWN SELFISHNESS!" Sharon: "What are you saying? I'm out of here." and she starts to leave but, MARY JANE STRONG-ARMS HER! M.J. "HEY..YOU DON'T APPRECIATE JACK!!" Sharon: "LET GO OF ME...or I will call SECURITY AND HAVE YOU REMOVED FROM THIS CLUB!!" (meanwhile..Bubble-Butt and Paul appear, concerned!) M.J. (in front of Bubbs) "It's the SPELL YOU CAST over MEN...for Jack to throw away his future over a baby that may not even be his!" Sharon: "WHO TOLD YOU THAT?" M.J. "JUST DO THE RIGHT THING AND WALK AWAY" (M.J. leaves) Paul goes to see Mary Jane 'pretending to be worried about her after the Sharon fight'. M.J. says too much.."Sharon is one of those women who strings men along" and Paul says, "you sound like ONE OF THOSE WOMEN WHO HAVE BEEN HURT BEFORE..." and she asks him to leave. On the way out Paul says, "THERE IS SOMETHING INSIDE OF ME THAT IS TELLING ME I SHOULD CARE ABOUT YOU.." Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??? Creepy! She did avoid Paul's brother too..so maybe she is the sister???????????????????? and Jeff sees Paul leave and NOW THINKS PAUL IS HAVING AN AFFAIR TOO, with M.J. (the new pretend Sex Kitten) Bubbs: "YOU'RE PREGNANT!!" Sharon /Bubbs: "SHARON, SHARON!.." Sharon: "BUBBS, don't even start with me, I can't take any more attacks today!" Then..in walks Gloria! Jeff is at the bar chatting up a pissed off Mary-Jane. Bubbs calls out Glo for asking about Ashley...hoping she'll let things go..asking how she's doing??? (sweet voice) Jeff is really a Slime... he tells Mary Jane that 'after 2 drinks he can be anyone's type!!' (HA!!) Glo tells Bubbs she can't keep a leash on Jeffy, he's just like that. Bubbs: "You're up to something Glo...and I know it." Glo: " I swear to you I have no agenda..and MAY LIGHTNING STRIKE ME DOWN IF I'M LYING!" (and LIGHTNING HITS...) Bubbs smiles and knows that God is right, again. Paul/Nikki: Nikki thinks she should go and check on the kids etc... at the Ranch and will go on her own. Red/Nick Nick: "I've been doing a lot of thinking (YEAH NICK!)" Red: "YOU WANT TO BE WITH SHARON OTHERWISE YOU WOULDN'T BE AGONIZING OVER HOW TO TELL ME.... " Phyllis turns away and rips her hair out. Nick: "YOU KNOW THIS ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE" Red: "Oh, I see..I know." Nick: "That's all you have to say....I know?" (honestly kid, open your eyes!! You're destroying Red and you think it's all a.o.k. like most Newmans!) Red: "Does it even matter any more??" (YOU TELL THAT HONKEY!) Nick:"Do something...THROW SOMETHING, BREAK SOMETHING...SCREAM , CRY WHATEVER!" Red: "I HAVE NO $$+*$ LEFT NICK" (yup, she's got the best line on that brainless Nick comment) Nick: "We need to talk" Red: " Well, I'll call my attorny!" Nick: "let's not make things UGLY" Red: "UGLY...I think you made that choice a long time ago..trading this marriage for the one you had before..." Nick: "I'm not doing this so I can run off with Sharon" Red: "So, I don't understand , you're ending this because WE HAVE SUCH A BAD THING GOING ON HERE ?" (nick: "no") REd: "SO I DON'T GET IT??? So all those times you told me that you loved me you were LYING..all those 1,ooox's of times??? (no) OKAY..so what was it..THE SEX WAS BAD? (no)...HELP ME UNDERSTAND THIS THEN...you're dumping me so you can be back with Sharon." Nick: "Sharon doesn't want me, she wants a future with Jack." RED: pause........"OH..I GET IT, I GET IT... so you leave me and NOW YOU'RE AVAILABLE TO SHARON!! You're Free! Oh, I understand...you're available so Sharon doesn't have to feel GUILTY for breaking us up! Oh, I see...YOU've CREATED A GREAT SCENARIO..PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE Don't deny it..you know it's the truth NICK!!" Nick: "you're right..that's it" *NOTE THERE IS A LIGHTNING STORM THROUGHOUT THE SHOW* Nick: "I thought that this past with Sharon would fade with time..but , it didnt'." Red: "it's okay... (crying) I guess I bought into the fantasy too! I GUESS I DID TOO..HOW FUNNY WE BOTH DID..BOTH OF US..AND I THOUGHT I HAD THE PERFECT FANTASY..THE PERFECT MARRIAGE, FAMILY, LOVE and DAUGHTER...and put up with your pandering to Sharon CUZ I BELIEVED...I BELIEVED NICK..but it's not a big deal! Hey, YOU're OFF THE HOOK..OFF THE HOOK OKAY..we both LIED TO ME! Nick: "I KNOW WHAT I DID WAS WRONG BUT I JUST WISH??" RED: "YOU JUST WISH YOU NEVER CAME TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE, RIGHT?" Nick (pathetic voice) "NO..no.. you're an amazing woman and if I could spare any of this pain I'm putting you through..it's just when Cassie died..I was lost and there was beautiful you..you laughed all the time. You're fun..I forgot what that was like. Being with you was like I fell alive again." Red: "oh good, I'm glad I could do that for you." Nick: "it's more that that and you know it." RED: "NO NICK, no I don't know it's, it's like you're a shrink with the benefits." Nick: No Red, it's not like that..I LOVE YOU .your drive , your passion the way you dive into everything without fear... I never imagined it could be like that." Red: "it's time for you to go home now? Is that it?" Nick: "Sharon has been part of my life more that she hasn't been. We've grown up together , we have this family together , we share history." Red: "THAT'S IT..that's more compelling than our love, our family, our history?" Nick: "You wanted me to be honest..that's all I can do..You Asked for this!" RED: "I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS...I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS!! YOUR DAUGHTER DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS (YELLING NOW/CRYING) YOU'RE DAUGHTER DIDDDDN'T ASK FOR THIS!!! (HITTING NICK NOW!!) What am I going to tell your daughter when she finds out her Daddy doesn't want to be with her anymore!!" Nick: "We'll talk to her together." RED: "We're not going to do that! Just GET OUT..GO TO YOUR HISTORY NICK..YOUR SWEET SHARON, YOUR PAST ..GO THERE BE WITH YOUR HISTORY..JUST GET OUT!!" *Nick comes down the stairs, "I'll get a room at the club..we still have a lot to talk about...Summer." Red: "you'll see your daughter..that's not a problem. I don't want your pity, your sympathy..your money..I want nothing from you." Nick: "I understand." Red: "you think you understand Nick..but YOU HAVE NO IDEA...." LIGHTENING HITS and he leaves. Red goes to Jacks and tells all..that it's over for good. He's left her and Summer for Sharon. Jack defends Sharon: "she's committed to raising a child with me!!" Red: "THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN..IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN..THE MINUTE SHE KNOWS NICK HAS LEFT ME SHE'LL BE ON HIS DOORSTEP AND THEN THEY'LL BE RIPPING EACH OTHERS CLOTHS OFF ..and then talk about it being KISMET...and riding off on Nick's White Horse together..and that's that..so, the faster we get over them, the better Jack...you're fooling yourself. and.. Nick goes to Sharon's old room at the hotel: He tells her he's living there now, he left Phyllis and invites Sharon in. Mary-Jane sees all "POOR JACK!!" Sharon asks how it went with Red. "I TOLD HER I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU!" Sharon: "STOP SAYING THAT NICK" NICK: "Don't say that Sharon because it's how I feel..I'm in love with you..even if you stay with Jack , I will not stop loving you. It feels like I've come home again." Sharon: "this isn't right Nick" Nick: "I don't care..I want it all back Sharon..I want to be with you..I won't deny my feelings for Red but she needs me to be something I can't be..TOTALLLLLLLY DEVOTED TO HER! Even after all these years..I'm so sorry how things happened but I won't apologize for wanting to be with the love of my life!" Sharon: "I just can't. You, that you want us together again and all my dreams will come true..I just can't believe that!" Nick: "JUST BELIEVE IT" and the kiss-fest begins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The white HORSE ARRIVES!!!!!!!!!!!! They are ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINAL SCENES FOR ALL: Jack: "I proposed to her..tonight" Red: "OH YEAH, she gave you reasons to hold it off..." JACK: "HOW DUMB WAS I TO NOT SEE ALL OF THIS??" RED: "YOU..YOU..HOW DUMB WAS I ..I MARRIED NICK, I HAD HIS BABY...I fell for the whole fantasy. I should have known..I'm not that type..I'm not the fairytale ending kind of gal... Jack: "Don't talk like that!" Red: "JUST ONE MAN..ONE MAN WHO ACTUALLY BELIEVED IN ME..DANNY? MICHAEL??? ....and meant to add Jack Forget it , I'm a joke, right!" So, they start making out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Glo/Jeff are in the dark. Glo is pissed that Nikki never told her a damn thing but JEFF HIT GOLD watching Nikki's fiance ...'he's sleeping with Mary Jane too!!' (thunder hits) and.............. Ashley hears the voice of Sabrina as she's going to bed..."WHO'S THERE!!???" She has a flashlight and goes to the hallway.. She calls for Adam..and hears "DEATH IS COMING, THERE IS NO ESCAPE!!" (Sabrina's voice on tape) Then the great classical music begins: STORM AT FULL VOLTAGE... ASHLEY STARTS TO GO DOWN THE STAIRS, SHARON LAYS IN BED WITH NICK, RED IS MAKING OUT WITH JACK ON THE SOFA WITH MARY-JANE WATCHING IN THE RAIN- OUTSIDE THE WINDOW!!! ASH SEES SABRINA WALKING TOWARDS HER... SHE PULLS OFF THE VEIL AND SEES SABRINA who TURNS INTO ADAM IN DRAG!!! MORE SEX WITH THE FOURSOME (back/forth) and MARY JANE HOLDING HER HEAD IN THE STORM... BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS ....ADAM HAS HIS WIG OFF AND IS CALLING TO SEE IF ASHLEY IS OKAY (fell down the stairs)... blood on her nighty! and Bubbs is knocking at the door calling out!! OH..what a good show it was today!!
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lilbitofchaos wrote:No! Y&R without Bubbles! C'est sacrilege! Wow, must be a big cut that they're asking her to take for her to be so offended. Seriously, even thought the character drives me nuts, Melody Scott Thomas is a pro when it comes to acting. Where as Deidre Hall, Hunter Tylo, and other actors just squint and whine to show that they're crying, Melody just lets it all out. She is a great actress, and I totally support her though I totally don't want her to leave Y&R. I need to be able to scream at her every now and again (okay, on a regular basis I guess). Anyhoo, I wish Melody all the best and hope that things work out to all our benefits.
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Willy, I love you for your recaps! Thank you for providing great reading to me while I'm on the job! Can't wait til Monday to see this latest eppy
(and yeah, Michelle Stafford is knocking her scenes out of the ballpark. Poor Joshua Morrow comes across so stiff when he's with her (even more so than
normal, some will say). I also have been loving Elizabeth Hendrickson as I've been more of a Chloe in real life (sad, I know that I'm comparing myself
to a soap character. My Billy was nowhere near as cute or as charming, but I stayed by him regardless). Anyways, I was no where near as cute when upset, but
I have really been understanding with Chloe and her need/want to stay with Billy.
But anyways, I'm going to go home now and do my Friday ritual: watch Y&R before going over to a friend's house only to go out later. Hey, have a nice weekend everyone! Thank you once again! |
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Oh, Nikki. I haven't seen a live episode in some time, just reading recaps because of work, and today I managed to tivo it - yikes. What happened?
Not only is she HUGE, but she slurs her words like Katty on a bender. Yikes. Still, how fun were her and Gloria?
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Good choice of words: Monolith Boy...no kidding. I don't know how she pulls off such superb performances with him as a blank back-drop!
Isn't Mary Jane 'so' creepy. She can flip out on anyone at any time. Now, after her 'buddy-girl' relationship with Red, it's going to be interesting about how she handles 'that Sex Kitten' after just reaming out the other one! And, we haven't even HAD the Cane implosion. I can't wait for him to unravel. Yes Tiger, Glo and Bubble-Butt were funny together. I loved the look on Bubbs face when the lightening clashed. She really has porked on the pounds! Her face is so puffy, very Pillsbury Dough Girl. But, all in all, camp of Ashley/Adam aside, it was a good show. The music was great at the end. Adam in drag was disturbing! :*( |
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The Adam/Ashley storyline makes me laugh everytime it's on.
From Adam's random comments while eavesdropping to Ashley managing to get pregnant without a uterus (like seriously writers? wtf! am i losing my mind or has she not had a uterus in a lonnnnng ass time?) to Adam in drag. It's great. So who will Patty/MJ go after first? Big Red or Sharon? I'm just holding out hope that Nick accidentally gets ran over or shot in the process. PS: I also agree that Michelle Stafford has been great this week. I almost feel bad for Phyllis.. almost. :) |
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Michelle Stafford is a G*oddess among Men and Women. I have spoken..I think I sprung a tear too.
And..let it be known (I have watched Monday's eppy) ...more on it later... THAT MARY JANE JO BETH JILLY JUMPIN' AT THE HOP, has a SCRAPBOOK to go with the dead, stuffed Siamese Cat!! OH YES SHE DOES...and guess who's in her 'I'm going to kill you like you've never been killed scrapbook'.....uh ha.. SHARON AND VICTOR!! But, but...... hold your breath..THAT'S NOT ALL FOLKS.... she CUT OUT a picture of PHYLLIS and put crazy glue on it and added her to the page! OMG OMG OMG... she is so evil!!! I think the cat is telling her what to do. Yup..that f...r has the devil in it's stuffing. |
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It's got to be tough to come to Genoa City and be a crazy secret stalker psycho, given how many of them have faced either nearly being killed, kidnapped,
impostered, or falsely imprisoned. Last Dance With Mary Jane Jo Kopeckni is just the latest in a long line of Wisconsin lunatics, but what she's forgotten
is that Red used to be a dyed in the wool looney tunez herself - wouldn't it be great to have a nuts-off? (This is where my dream that Red is actually
still Sheila Carter comes true)
And by the way, Big Momma Contract Dispute, while I'm thinking about it, where do you get off lecturing Sharon about anything, you former stripper, former alcoholic - Wikipedia, take her to task! "Nikki was a stripper who later started a romance with Kevin Bancroft; during the relationship with Kevin, Nikki had a fling with Victor Newman. When Nikki became pregnant, there was some doubt to the paternity of the child. It was ultimately learned that Victor was the father. The relationship with Kevin ended and Nikki eventually gave birth to Victor's child, a daughter named Victoria." DO YOU HEAR ME, THIGHS MCGEE?! NOW HAVE A NICE DAY! |
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Friday's episode was nuts! Seriously, Reya Medina in the purple veil at the beginning of the show was creepy! Good to have them juxtapose the creepy with
the unintentionally hilarious Adam in the veil (seriously, he had a problem kissing a guy but had no issues putting on a Crystal Gale wig and purple veil?).
Yeah, and Mary Jane peeking in through the window was kind of funny too. Although I got to see Jack's back, and damn, he's a fox. I wouldn't care
who was watching if he was getting it on with me. Bubbles and Gloria was hilarious! Glo brings the camp, and with Bubbles in that scene it just came full
circle. I did enjoy Nikki giving Sharon a bit of a riot act, but I liked Sharon's "I don't want to hear it/I gotta go" shpeal too. The Sharon
forgot what having Bubbles in her life was like, and it's good to see those two can still throw stones at one another. Finally, Michelle Stafford... wow. I
watched all of her scenes at least 2 or 3 times yesterday. She was just that good. Monolith wasn't as bad as he can be, but at least he didn't detract
from her. Frankly, an over emotional Monolith may not be the best thing to see sometimes. But seeing Red yesterday, damn, she was gold. Y and R is gold right
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It is gold right now. It's interesting that Michelle can pull off such a good performance with a piece of
cardboard facing her..seriously! And I also love camp with Jeff and Gloria..yes, Jeff has even grown on me and I think they are a POWER CAMP COUPLE (a
P.C.C.!!)
Also, no kidding, Adam (the actor) will wear a wig and a purple dress and not kiss a boy!? I'd rather kiss a girl before putting on heels and a dress...yup, seriously! My smiley face won't work so you're all spared aliens , sad faces, happy faces and eye-rolls. DAMN. Today: Starts off with the Victoria/Fake Fed/Jana storyline: Vick gets a call 'during the storm with candles on' from someone. The 'Fed' with the Fake has come over to 'make a deal with Victoria Newman'. He wants her to buy the pic. for a LOT OF DOE... Danny tells 'the real Fed.' that none of the mug shots match the man who played him. Daniel is really obsessed with catching this guy. The Good Fed wants Daniel to take a polygraph test. ??? Daniel is not buzzed about this. Bad Fed guy wants assurances from Victoria...'not to tell anyone, not to talk about me, the painting , the meeting' Victoria: "we don't work under a cloud of secrecy." KNOCK ON DOOR!! OH OH..it's JANA!!! Her face drops a yard when she sees him and he stops talking!! OH OH..not good. Vick: "why do you think the Newman Foundation would by a stolen piece of art" back to Daniel...you know you're the only one who met this SUPPOSED FORGER... Daniel says "Jana met him and Amber"..but the Fed feels he's just covered by the two woman..so, he wants the Polygraph! Victoria says it's a stolen work of Art!!... she knows it was stolen...Jana suggests they phone the police. GO JANA!! (but she looks scared poop-less!!) Bad man interjects that the Museum should SEE THE PICTURE AGAIN and his client is willing to let it go for FAR LESS than it worth..her foundation would be ahead... Victoria: "Let me think" Bad Fed Guy: "(grabs Jana) SAY ONE THING ABOUT THIS FORGERY AND I'LL MAKE SURE YOUR FRIEND NEVER PICKS UP A BRUSH AGAIN, BITCH" ..oh dear..he's quite rude! Fed Guy: It's worth at LEAST A MILLION maybe more..but , I'll sell for 100 thousand..and the offers only for tonight." Jana: "I think you should buy it Victoria...as they left the empty frame on the wall..like the painting needs to return and your family could do that." Vic: "why don't you leave the painting with me!" Bad FED MAN: "I can't do that..the seller won't comply..you'll have to buy it now" (so she does) Jana is not happy..but, she's protecting Daniel. Back to BAD ART FED GUY: "you have 24 hours" Vick: "I'll need my people to assess the piece." BAD BOY: "We'll meet in the alley and no cops." Vick (DUMB BITCH!) "agreed"...what????????????????????????????? Jana: "he could be legit Victoria" (but she's not happy with her comments..still protecting Daniel against her wishes..cuz JANA IS GOOD STUFF Jana leave and 'GOOD FED GUY ARRIVES' ..he suggest that Victoria 'meet' this bad guy ...and she'll be protected , wearing a wire and UPFRONTS! :LOL TO DEATH. She agrees..... He says there will be lots of people to protect her. Jana tells Daniel: "Victoria has no idea you painted the fake"...she wants Daniel to tell the real Fed the truth. But, Daniel disagrees..and just wants his painting back and will go to where this bad guy is going to meet VICTORIA... Jana: "No, no no........... something terrible will happen to you!" STUPID DANIEL...WISE JANA Ash/Adam/Nikki: OH DEAR , Nikki is bashing the door down...Adam is trying to wake 'bloody Ash' up.."OH, SO MUCH BLOOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!?? SORRY ASHLY" (an LOL THE WAY HE CALMLY SAID THAT like, gee whiz, that went bad??) Adam carries Ash to her bed and tucks her in then changes quickly out of his purple dress. Bubblies calls from her cell phone and leaves a message ...Adam is listening..she's going to let herself in!! OH OH Adam greets her and says she's at Jack's place and he was sleeping but heard the phone ring. THEN HE GOES: "oh my God, there's so much BLOOD..I'm sorry..SO MUCH (and starts to scrub the floor) Ash: "HELP ME, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME...NEEDING HELP HERE...BLEEDING WOMAN NEEDS HELP!!" Adam is looking at the dress and wondering if he'd look better in Hot Pink with a Boa..but the screeching voice of BUBBLES KEEPS GOING, "Is anyone there..it's Bubbles....I'm coming in..I'm supposed to check in on Manhands (I hate her..but whatever) ..so, here I come!" Adam attends to Ash: "what happened to me Adam...it's the BABBBBBBBBBBBy..OH NO!!! MY BEBE..BEBE!! OH NO!!!" Adam convinces her that she hasn't moved from the bed and the Doctor said 'she's fine'..it's just a bad dream. Ashley says, it feels so real. SMART ADAM says, "I'll call OLIVIA!!" (no..no..not her Ash Hands says) so, He says he'll call a Doctor friend (WE KNOW HOW THAT WILL TURN OUT!) So Bubbles leaves and Adam is madly wiping up the spilt baby. Ashley gets out of bed: "it wasn't a dream Adam..I remember.... (flashback to scene) I FELL DOWN THOSE STAIRS AND YOU WERE THERE...YES YOU!! SABRINA...I WAS WEARING A DIFFERENT NIGHTGOWN..... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME ADAM???" oh oh..major oh oh oh's... Nikki calls Adam: "I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME TONIGHT...I'M ONTO YOU" Adam: "ASH...if you fell down the stairs wouldn't there be signs of it?? I would have heard you..called an ambulance...I wouldn't let anything BAD HAPPEN TO YOU..you dreamed ..you dreamed it.. Ash: "NO NO..I saw you..you were there!" Adam: "Ashley(you mental case) would it make any sense that I would hurt you?? Your baby??? We talked..so wouldn't it make sense you'd dream about me. C'mon , we're BFF's!!" Ash: "you're right..it doens't make sense!" Adam: "DO YOU MIND IF I PLAY SHRINK FOR A MINUTE? YOU HAD A HORRIBLE DREAM ABOUT SABRINA AND LOSING YOUR BABY...AND YOU WOKE UP AND BELIEVED IT WAS TRUE..I BELIEVE IT WAS THIS ASH." Ash: "I DON'T KNOW ADAM..IT SEEMED SO REAL!" ADAM: "I'LL HAVE MY DR. FRIEND CHECK YOU IN THE MORNING....................JUST GO TO BED AND RESSSSSSSSSSST ASH-HANDS...REST MY PRETTY and your little unborn baby too!! Wha ha ha! HO HO HO and a bottle of Moustache's Rum!" Bedfellows: Sharon is psyched that Cardboard Kid did her..and they're together like IT'S A DREAM!! IT'S FOR REAL .... PINCH MY BUM!! (insert eyerolls) Nick can't wait to start their new life together..HE'S ON PINS AND NEEDLES AND ON SHARON TOO!!! :) We'll get through..we're together and that's all that matters Sharon." Sharon: "I just can't help but think how this is going to totally destroy Phyllis and hurt lil' Summer..I feel, well, kind of bad Cardboard Boy! Just talking about Red makes me think about Jack, Nick." Nick: "Well, Jack was a trooper and he was there for you Sharon when I wasn't...I will always be grateful to Jack." HA! More talk with Sharon: "You're so brave Cardboard Boy..telling the truth and jumping over ditches..I love you Nicholas Cardboard Newman!!" (SMOOCH!) and Jack asks Red if she has any REGRETS about him boffing her. NO WAY she says..."YOU?" NO WAY, he says! Jack: "who would have thought both of our lives would blow up in our faces like this!" Red: "I didn't make it work Jack...I failed. My husband left me for another woman... I blew it Jack." Jack: "not another woman, my woman. I'm not giving up hope..we don't know how this is going to turn out.." Red: "Thank you Jack, for being there for me (she's choked up saying this) Jack: "Any time Red..you know I'm there for you...I'm fighting for Sharon and I think you should fight for Cardboard Boy even though..he's immature (yes, he said that) He leaves and Red just sits and ponders ....she thinks about her fun times with Cardboard Boy dancing the two-step, the marriage vows. Jack is leaving and runs into NIKKI who says..I thought you were with ASHLEY?? NEVER MIND..I must have had my signals mixed!" Then Red shows up and tells Jack she's going to FIGHT THAT WOMAN (Sharon) BUT JACK TELLS HER "NO..leave this alone for tonight..we can't fix it like this! Let me take you home." (she goes with him) SMART MOVE RED. Daniel shows up at his mom's and knows something is very wrong. Red tells him Nick left her, packed his bag................and left! Lives at the Athletic Club now..NO PROBLEM...YOU KNOW..THESE THINGS HAPPEN!! MY MARRIAGE IS OVER!! Then she grabs Daniel's hand and crys a bit (SAD) Red: "When you're right, you're right! And, you're right! (NO ..DANIEL YOU ARE NOT!) :/ Mary-Jane: Cutting out the picture of Red and adding it to her scrapebook of 'who is evil and who I will obliterate' ...actually called: MY ENEMIES.. "big mistake Phyllis, you have NO IDEA who you're dealing with..not one teenie, tiny bit." Mary Jane meets Jack at the bar..he looks sad..."What's wrong Jack?"..he's had a rough day , "ANYTHING I COULD DO JACK??" ...she suggests they take their drinks to her room and he can have her friendly face to himself! Wow, Jack's a busy boy tonight! :? Mary Jane wants to play a BEDTIME GAME! HER RULES! She tosses Jack on the bed and puts a tie around his eyes, "NOW, I'M IN CONTROL..YOU'RE NOT!" Jack: "IS THIS BLIND MAN'S BLUFF!!" (LOL!!!) shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Jack: "I guess I don't have a choice...what's THAT" She runs sharp scissors around his face!! YIKES.... then cuts the tie.. Jack: "so who won that game?" Mary-J. "I think you did!" Jack: "SO ..NO MORE SHARP OBJECTS?" "I know you are leaving soon, so thanks for the fun" Mary-J...."I'm willing to change my plans Jack..we can have another drink!" Jack: "two is my limit..I'll see you"...he leaves and she gasps with anger. OH THIS IS GETTING SO KINKY YOU TWO-SOME!! |
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Let's get a lexicon going, just for fun (please fill in the ones I've forgotten - Wills are, of course, always the default winner references):
Nikki: Bubble Butt, Bubbles, Big Momma, Thighs McGee Nick: The Monolith, The Cardboard Kid Victor: TGVN, the Dark Knight, the Mustache, NOW HAVE A NICE DAY DO YOU HEAR ME?!! Ashley: ManHands, The Tumbler Gloria: Glo, Gloey, JeffyGlo Phyllis: Big Red, Red Jack: Smilin' Jack Mary Jane: Mary Jo, MARY JANE JO BETH JILLY JUMPIN' AT THE HOP, Mary Jane Jo Jumping Jack Flash
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