you can bet my porch light will be on all night.
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my trashy neighbors have a tent set up in their back yard today. i have always bitched about how their yard looks like a hobo campsite even before this tent.
you can bet my porch light will be on all night. |
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glazerboy |
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I have yappy dogs living on either side of my house. The one yappy pomeranian's owner finally got the message and has started to shut the damn thing up.
The chihuahua on the other side is not as bad but still yaps. There are bazillions of stray cats in my town - it's a wonder there are any birds, squirrels,
or rabbits. Nevertheless, my backyard is apparently a refugee camp from Watership Down, as a dozen fat rabbits come out to feed every night on the weeds that I
optimistically call a lawn. My neighborhood is vermin-free (probably thanks to the cats) although my neighbor across the street did suffer an intrusion of
squirrel into his attic once.
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sniffles11 |
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Listentothis1 wrote: Shit. I have something similar that likes to park in front of MY condo building (like right in front of my door). Park that piece of shit in front of your own building, fucker. I have, however, stopped throwing things into the bed of the truck. |
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factoryhurl |
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someone drives one of those monster trucks in my area. i question whether it is actually legal. it is jacked up so high it has ladders to get in and out and it
is lit up like a christmas tree. whenever i see it when i am out driving around it reminds me of that movie, the car. i am always afraid it's going to
follow me and chase me.
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Nonentitled |
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One of the home-improving neighbors came by today to ask if I knew anything about a strange car that's been sitting in front of his house for the past few
days.
I now have money riding on the chance that there's a body in the trunk. |
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Pseudo Propaganda |
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One of these days, you're going to get a job, pseudo, here in California, and then midway through your second year, they're going to offer you a 15% pay increase and promotion if you move to Texas for the position.Honestly there is no amount of money I would accept to live in Texas. |
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Nonentitled |
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Honestly there is no amount of money I would accept to live in Texas Big red ecks. |
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factoryhurl |
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i lived in texas for 18 months and it felt like an eternity. sorry to any texans. it was dallas suburbs. i do love austin and i go there twice a year but the
rest of the state is pretty bleak.
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super39 |
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I sent a unsigned letter to my neighbor about leaving a trailor with a boat on it on their driveway(its against subdivison rules, it didn't bother me at
all but hes a jerk and his wife is a slut) I ran into the wife today and she told me about the letter and I said "ya i heard Mrs. Clarkson(an old bag who
lives across from me and has an attitude problem) that she was upset about the boat" hinting that she wrote the note. hehehe I love neighborhood drama.
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Monsieur Muggles |
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factoryhurl wrote:The Metroplex (Dallas/Ft. Worth) is the worst part of Texas to live. It's absolutely atrocious, and does nothing to counter the image of Texas. Austin and San Antonio are infinitely better. |
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Lila Fowler |
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super39 wrote:THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE thank the godz I'll never have enough money to own a house in the 'burbs. |
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