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DAnn Coulter wrote:

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Mountaha's elimination meltdown was beautiful <3

OMG I know right? I didn't put this in there, but the only reason she wasn't last was because she was flipping the fuck out when she was booted. Straight up blubbering.

Mantana is a really terrible nickname. Especially since "munt" is slang for "ugly bitch" in the UK anyway, so her name needs very little modification.

*is not British, unfortunately*
Mantaha works cause she looks like a man sometimes <_<.

So I found this wonderful video on fourfour, like, the best blog ever once you get past his sometimes questionable taste (not vehemently hating Saleisha? Hating Marjaleigh? ) because he's funny and articulate and kind of hot. Anyway:



So I decided that I should be like Paris Hilton and post my own likes and dislikes, because I'm cool like that. To begin:

I love Paris Hilton.



Whatever, she's so hilarious in a vapid yet entertaining way, it's great. The fact that she needs 3 shows to find a new BFF just goes to show that the people she casted before were all hateful bitches, not to mention the fact that she's devoted to the cause of finding a new BFF despite the obvious disparity in wealth.

Not to mention, she gives large-handed trannies hope everywhere.

I love Paris Hilton.



The poster, this time. If she were focused on simply adopting the PH persona, it would be kind of lol-tastic, but what really sets her apart from all the character nics is the fact that she legitimately watches the shows and provides meaningful commentary. Plus, PPB is <333.

I love medical students who go on reality shows.



...for different reasons though. Elyse is simply amazing <3 She has the rare combination of being photogenic yet making for good television (shit slice rant <3). That snake picture is like, one of the best pictures in the history of America's. Next. Top. Model. Plus, her lj is even more amazing (go here if you haven't read) what with the mix of gorgeous pictures, fashion gossip, food pr0n, and the general experiences of living in a different culture.

Colin is nerd hot. Period. For serious, he looks like Clark Kent (and from what little we saw, his body was on its way to being decent).

And Candice is great because she injected some much needed action into a dull season of niceness. Her slight ambiguity was a welcome relief given how cut and dry (or invisible) everyone else (not named Jonathan) was. I really would've loved her on Micronesia, but alas it wasn't meant to happen

I don't like deluded wannabe mactors of ambiguous ethnicity.
...and that's all I'll say about that.

I like A Dying Clown.



I didn't realize this until that really disasterous hour long fight in the ranking thread, but ADC owns. I don't know if it's in spite of, or rather because of how much his opinions differ from mine, but he always justifies them quite well. He also has to deal with the peanut gallery who always seems to bite whenever he posts an opinion about TAR 4 (incidentally, ADC is almost always right about TAR 4 - Reichip sucked, Monica/Sheree sucked, Steve/Josh were <3 and Marseilles was the worst.leg.ever.) He rarely does Sucks online races, but his characters tend to be funny without skewing OTT (except for Ernesto/Dax, but that's really a play on the straight man/eccentric dynamic that so many other people try and fail at). Plus, he was on RTVG too, which for the 4 or so people who were on it, is a positive too.

More likes/dislikes when I feel like it.

Mas!

I don't like people who bump really old threads.

Be like me and let those abortions of threads gently float to the back.

I love Taco Bell.

Especially since there's one like 5 minutes away from my house. Unfortunately, I don't like in LA, which means I won't be cast in Survivor

I like Speidi.

Primarily because Lauren Conrad is a boring whore who's a bit of a killjoy. They at least bring the laffos.

I love True Life
Idk, it's fun to see people whose lives differ greatly from my own (and then some whose lives are very similar to my own). It's nice that MTV sets out to show an objective perspective on these issues when the majority of the media likes to spin them for their own purposes.
Favorites: I'm Getting Married, I Lead a Double Life, I Have Embarrasing Parents, I'm Coming to America

I love Tyra Banks

Sure she can sometimes be a hateful c.unt. Sure she can't dress. Sure she has a habit of picking the fugliest, shortest, nastiest people and crowning them as "winners" of ANTM. BUT. She created the television sensation known as America's Next Top Model. She, in her attempt to try and usurp Oprah, made the Tyra Banks Show which is really just a demonstration of how she has no shame and how the wardrobe stylists on ANTM need to be fired. She facilitated a bitchfest over that bitch Renee. She starred in a movie with Lindsey Lohan. She tries to cover up the fact that she's gained 30 pounds by dressing and wearing make up like a drag queen. And she likes vaseline. Tyra Banks is a national treasure, y'all, and she FIIIIIERCE.

Plus, there's this:

A Lying Down wrote:

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Being liked, alongside Speidi <3



I always appreciated that you and the sadly vanished Us Kids Know were the only people who appreciated the true awfulness of Reichimp (I sometimes think I am the only person who noticed them pushing in front of Amanda/Chris in the premiere, minutes before their meltdown about integrity ). The fact they were aligned wth cunty black girls and hot psychobitches during their most douchy moments did a lot of buffer them from deserved Suckster hate Nu-ADC will be mostly bitching about TAR14 instead.



& Ernesto/Dax would be less OTT if I thought I had a chance of surviving more than the first couple of legs, since the competition is [tyra]fierce[/tyra], but I have an epic CPN team I would like to try in a race without so many multiple eliminations.



fwiw, Chuck from Beauty & The Geek 1 was a med student too, but I dunno where you stand on him.

I kind of disliked all of the boys in BATG (save for the one who trained monkeys and looked like Jeff Gordon, because he was hot). I liked Mindy, though.

Also, I totz didn't say anything about the Jaime wall or the Luke hatred, both of which are also reason why you are <3334. Granted, both of them will get their own entries, so it's not a huge deal.

A Lying Down wrote:

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ADC would be Josh from TAR4

I think I'm more of a TAR4 Chris, so I will let lulz have this highest honour. And since Paris Hilton is not a contestant, they would obviously be Tocantins Spencer.



I thought lulz + UKK were the same for a while but I remember them having very different views on Tyler/James. That may have just been a ruse to throw me off the scent

But Paris Hilton was on multiple reality shows, so yeah.

Katy Carney wrote:

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Hating Lauren Conrad, that jealous bitter self-righteous cow <3




Loving Candice <3

Another reason I <3 Candice is that I was secretly hoping she and Jonathan would make it to the end, so that the whole Era of Good Feelings that had been the entire season of CI (zomg different races getting along <3 zomg a group of minorities getting to the end <3) would be ruined. IDK who the third person would've been; I really didn't like Adam, Parvati was kind of meh, and Yul would've easily won. Maybe Sundra had she mutinied. (Granted this could've been solved with a F2, in which case Candice vs. Jonathan would be great).