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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore		#2041	[-]
Posts: 18870 (06/10/09 12:53 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm thinking Michael is the least compatible with Jillian so that would be epic if she pulled a DeAnna and chose the idiot over the romantic.
cricket512		#2042	[-]
Posts: 47 (06/10/09 1:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	This season is dismal and lame. All of the guys are either fugly, boring, or balding (most of the time, all 3) & look the same. Jake is still the only doable one there, and that would be with a gag firmly in place. We need something more than girlfriend-gate to stir the pot. I don't think Fleiss will ever match the perfection of the Jason/Molly/Melissa script. Maybe Reid can be exposed as a serial killer, or at least get possessed by Satan? That would be entertaining.
Cammie		#2043	[-]
Posts: 671 (06/10/09 1:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Cuauhtemoc Gilmore wrote: I'm thinking Michael is the least compatible with Jillian so that would be epic if she pulled a DeAnna and chose the idiot over the romantic. That would indeed be epic as "breakdance instructor" is right up there with "snowboarder" on the FORT scale of non-respect jobs. Its even pissing them off that he is getting a one-on-one date before Reid!!
Stag 96		#2044	[-]
Posts: 11 (06/10/09 1:55 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	cricket512 wrote: This season is dismal and lame. All of the guys are either fugly, boring, or balding (most of the time, all 3) & look the same. Jake is still the only doable one there, and that would be with a gag firmly in place. We need something more than girlfriend-gate to stir the pot. I don't think Fleiss will ever match the perfection of the Jason/Molly/Melissa script. Maybe Reid can be exposed as a serial killer, or at least get possessed by Satan? That would be entertaining. Agreed.
smartguy24		#2045	[-]
Posts: 4714 (06/10/09 3:15 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Reid thread is back open: OK, we'll try this again. This thread, this entire forum in fact, is set up for the discussion of spoilers. Your opinion on Reid's looks, whether he's a good fit for "Jilly" etc. are NOT spoilers. Pictures of Reid posted merely so you discuss how hot you think he is are NOT spoilers. Please do not attempt to sidestep the spoiler rules by posting something like, "I think X is really hot, I hope the rumours about him being the final one are true." This adds nothing to the thread and is an obvious attempt to tack something spoilerish onto a basic "he's so hawt" post. If you post a non-spoiler in this or any other spoiler thread expect to receive an infraction, receive enough of them and you could be looking at a temporary ban. Temporary? How about permanent? Some of those loons could use some sunlight.
Kenscookie		#2046	[-]
Posts: 5574 (06/10/09 4:02 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	^ And some of those mods need to smoke a doob or something. Lighten up, folks, it's just a message board fer chrissakes.
cginspace		#2047	[-]
Posts: 8167 (06/10/09 4:10 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	cricket512 wrote: This The last three or four seasons of this show have been dismal and lame. I like this better.
loveski		#2048	[-]
Posts: 1764 (06/10/09 4:15 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I can't wait until "Jilli" gives Reid the ole heave-ho and picks someone who isn't there for the right reasons to spend the next three months of her life with. I personally love the scenario of her picking Reid and then breaking up with him. If she picks someone else and when (not if) they break up, FORTers will use that to justify their freakish Reid delusions ("I knew she should have picked Reid" "They wouldn't have broken up in two months" - like the track record on this show is so great).
Stalwart		#2049	[-]
Posts: 157 (06/10/09 4:55 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I love this season. It's definitely better than Deanna's who had nobody decent to look at.
dagny1331		#2050	[-]
Posts: 3143 (06/10/09 5:14 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Man, I love some of those posts, Smartguy! THAT'S the stuff that has been missing for me this time. I need to get out of the Screencap/sleuthing/Ed threads and start hanging out in the Reid thread. My man Ed is just not generating the romantic looniness Reid is and the sleuthing isn't particularly rigorous this season. (Though I was going to bring over a post I found analyzing a right earlobe and whether or not it was large enough to be Reid's, but I lacked the energy at the time.) You know what though? The mods do have a point--anyone who wants to post about how hawt someone is can do that in the non spoiler threads. I don't need to read about their delusions and fantasies in every thread. It's kind of like over here when two Sucksters get into a fantard war for 4 or 5 pages. Except our shit is way more amusing, of course. Unless it's a Kelly vs Carrie or Clay vs anyone war. Those annoy beyond my tolerance level.
dagny1331		#2051	[-]
Posts: 3144 (06/10/09 5:17 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Cammie wrote: That would indeed be epic as "breakdance instructor" is right up there with "snowboarder" on the FORT scale of non-respect jobs. Its even pissing them off that he is getting a one-on-one date before Reid!! Sorry for the double post, but this^^^^makes it worth it.
smartguy24		#2052	[-]
Posts: 4715 (06/10/09 6:36 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Kenscookie wrote: ^ And some of those mods need to smoke a doob or something. Lighten up, folks, it's just a message board fer chrissakes. Which is why Sucks is the greatest message board on the internet. Totally fucks up your mind, but it's still the greatest.
croakrqueen		#2053	[-]
Posts: 424 (06/10/09 7:24 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Kenscookie wrote: ^ And some of those mods need to smoke a doob or something. Lighten up, folks, it's just a message board fer chrissakes. I have a feeling electroshock is probably the only hope at this point LOL at the "respected jobs" on FORT. I'm not saying breakdancing instructor is great, but snowboarder definately would have been fun. They need to do a Dreamz from Survivor next season, and have some guy on who used to be homeless....is he there for the "right reasons", or is he there just for the free food?
tigeranne		#2054	[-]
Posts: 6567 (06/10/09 8:27 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I've never not been able to remember who is who this far into the season. I knew who Dave and Juan were, but now they're gone. I think I might know which one is Reid and which is Jake. Otherwise, not a clue. I thought the guy in glasses was kinda sexy. which one was that? I thought 'glasses guy' went home already... wasn't he the streaker?
dagny1331		#2055	[-]
Posts: 3145 (06/10/09 8:28 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	That would be awesome. The Bachelor--Homeless, Again. Chris Harrison: This season is special. [Cue Harrison signature hands forward emphasis move] Let's meet our bachelor. Here he is, welcome, Winthrop. Winthrop: Hi Chris. Chris: Tell us why you wanted to do the show. We know you've been going through some hard times.... Winthrop: Yes Chris, times have been tough. But love supersedes reality. I am here because I completely believe that my sugar mama is here tonight. Chris: Someone who's here for the right reasons? Winthrop: Absolutely! I want that pretty house in the burbs, white picket fence, two kids and a good dog. Chris: That's great, Winthrop. There are some fantastic women here for you to meet. Winthrop: Just point me at the bitch with the cute house, white picket fence and little dependents and I'll be all over it! Chris: That's an interesting strategy. So you are hoping for a love story, a fairy tale? Winthrop: Got any blow, Chris?
smartguy24		#2056	[-]
Posts: 4716 (06/10/09 8:51 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	tigeranne wrote: I thought the guy in glasses was kinda sexy. which one was that? I thought 'glasses guy' went home already... wasn't he the streaker? Glasses guy is Reid. I'll give the FORTers one thing, Reid is a fairly sharp looking dude in those glasses.
croakrqueen		#2057	[-]
Posts: 425 (06/10/09 8:58 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	tigeranne wrote: I thought the guy in glasses was kinda sexy. which one was that? I thought 'glasses guy' went home already... wasn't he the streaker? There have been 3 that have worn glasses that I've seen, Reid, Mark....but the person I think you're thinking of is Brian, and yes, he went home after he jumped into the pool naked someone please kill me, why the hell do I know this
Cuauhtemoc Gilmore		#2058	[-]
Posts: 18888 (06/10/09 9:31 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Stalwart wrote: I love this season. It's definitely better than Deanna's who had nobody decent to look at.
croakrqueen		#2059	[-]
Posts: 426 (06/10/09 10:14 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	^ Hotness. Jeremy was also ok to look at. Until he came back to beg for MeAnna. Scripted or not, that definately made him less hot.
Stag 96		#2060	[-]
Posts: 12 (06/10/09 10:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	smartguy24 wrote: tigeranne wrote: I thought the guy in glasses was kinda sexy. which one was that? I thought 'glasses guy' went home already... wasn't he the streaker? Glasses guy is Reid. I'll give the FORTers one thing, Reid is a fairly sharp looking dude in those glasses. The poster is talking about Brian (I think that was his name) who also had glasses and was the stripper.

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