ANTHONY | 23 | Smoothie Bar Manager
Paid for college by doing edible underwear ads.
JIMUTA | 19 | Dental Assistant
Has been stuck in immigration limbo trying to change all his official documentation from Jim Utah Road back to his real name Jimuta Rao.
KENNETH | 37 | Actuary
Went to school with Jodi Benson and beat her in Glee Club president elections.
SETH | 24 | Toy Salesman
Once went a whole week without bathing or brushing his teeth. Swore himself to cleanliness after his girlfriend dumped him for a bull dyke.
TIMUR | 27 | Record Company Representative
Had a few pop hits in Japan before an unfortunate sex tape incident forced him to abandon his career.
XAVIER | 31 | Lawyer
Moonlights as a massage therapist
BETTY | 40 | Animal Shelter Manager
Descended from Pocahontas
DEIDRE | 41 | Interior Designer
Glued moss to her walls because she saw it on Trading Spaces and loved it. Took it down when her dog had a severe allergic reaction.
EGLANTINE | 52 | Restaurant Owner
Has been robbed at gunpoint. The assailant tried to press charges against her when they discovered she knew 4 different types of martial arts and carried 2 different types of pepper spray.
KATIE | 21 | Waitress
Got fired from a bartending job for carding someone who ordered a virgin strawberry daiquiri.
SONIA | 33 | Hairdresser
Robbed an ice cream truck at age 9, felt bad and returned the stolen orange cream bar. Got a week of no dessert for it.
SUMMER | 39.5 | Digital Bootlegger
Found an iguana attacking some Disney Tween, kept it as a pet named it Hero.













