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SardonicallyIrrelevant wrote:

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Licorice wrote:

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Danny Gokey will eventually have his own sitcom. The Danny Gokey Show. Mark my words.

He's fat dumb white and a failure. Sounds like the perfect sitcom dad to me.

It can be a semi-autobiographical sitcom entitled "Life with Gokey."

The madcap adventures of a smarmy young newlywed with a penchance for food and eyewear whose wife has just died and now he's trying to get his life back on track. The show starts off with a 10 part episode where our hapless hero skips out on his wife's funeral and heads west in order to audition for a popular singing competition on TV. Once there, he finds it helpful to create a sob story by pimping his dead wife.

Episode 11 is an "American Pie"-type episode who has him trying to pick up chicks at a Cheesecake factory.

Episode 12 has him trying to pick up a Latino singing sensation.

Episode 13 Michael Sarver guests in this episode where Gokey has only a week to put on an elaborate revue at Faithbuilder$ complete with girls dressed as hookers and men salute the minstrel shows by performing in blackface.

Episode 14 Danny is still waiting to get signed by a record label, but accidentally sleeps through 2 radio interviews.

Episode 15 Michael Sarver is back again as the dynamic duo have a contest to see who can lose more weight in one week, but end up gaining weight at the end of the week

Episode 16 Danny has a vivid dreams of his wife being chased by a crocodile while he is stuck inside a cave.


Ah!!! The possibilities for such a sitcom are endless.

Thanks, SI! I really like your posts too!

It's just so easy with this guy... and there are many other potential episodes of "Life with Gokey"--at least 2 seasons worth with all the gold he's been giving us... that's if the public can stand having this guy on their TV set for that long...

Episode 17 Danny buys an iphone with the money that he has bilked from Sophia's Heart and discovers the wonderful world of Twitter.

Episode 18 Danny and a younger female friend decide to have a joint birthday party which gets out of hand.

Episode 19 Danny mistakenly thinks that he has signed an endorsement deal with an internet eyewear company.

Episode 20 Danny's decision to hold a dinner/fundraiser for Sophia's Heart turns to embarrassment when 80% of the seats don't sell.

Episode 21 With his new found "fame," Danny finds that he has to do a lot of traveling. Problem is that the airline is always losing his luggage!

Episode 22 Danny finds a list on the Internet of more than 100 things people don't like about him and sets out to disprove each one.

Episode 23 SEASON FINALE. Danny dreams that he has been awarded a spot on Dancing with the Stars and his partner is Edyta Slavinska.

That's one whole season of "Life with Gokey" episodes right there!

According to The Enquirer spy, the 29-year-old Milwaukee native will dedicate his run on Dancing to the memoy of his late wife, Sophia, who passed away of cogenital heart failure just four weeks before Danny auditioned for Idol.

shit!! looks like he's going to resort to the same old tactics. vote for me pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! my wife just died!