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Posts: 49 (06/18/09 9:47 AM) |
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sammilsis |
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Posts: 84 (06/18/09 3:11 PM) |
while u were at the show did he talk about the many women he sleeps with? he's a sleez bag who wears the mask of small town hero. if you knew what kind of
sleez he is u might have a different take on yuour beloved maestro
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Pencake |
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Posts: 12439 (06/18/09 6:34 PM) mwah |
<3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 Coach <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
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horsefeathers31 |
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Posts: 136 (06/19/09 2:45 AM) |
Wezzie wrote:Are you DEAF? I've heard his symphony perform. They are OUT OF TUNE and can't maintain proper rhythm. ALL of that is due to the INCOMPETENCE of a conductor (maestro my ASS) who spreads himself so thinly ("coach" "conductor" and let's not forget PLAYER (six girl friends and counting) that he can't do a decent job at ANYTHING. You think I'm wrong? On You Tube is him conducting Heather Leri and the Symphony in Habanera (douchebag called it HABANERO) from Carmen. He translates what he calls the first couple lines (he is off by a stanza) and then spends the entire piece conducting the singer and basically ignoring the orchestra. Listen to it and THEN listen to an internationally known singer do the same ARIA (he called it a "walking piece".) If your ears aren't bleeding after listening to doucebag conduct, then you are obviously DEAF. |
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Wezzie |
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Posts: 5176 (06/19/09 9:34 AM) Registered user |
"I've heard his symphony perform. On You Tube is him conducting ..."
Ah ... Coach <3 |
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SucksPoster |
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Posts: 2 (06/19/09 4:45 PM) |
If only coach would get over here
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Wezzie |
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Posts: 5180 (06/19/09 6:03 PM) Registered user |
lol... you're looking particularly lovely today, SucksPoster. Nice flowers
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AussieOriginal |
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Posts: 1903 (06/19/09 9:27 PM) Registered user |
I don't care how well or not he conducts an orchestra or how "beloved" he is in that town. What is indisputable is that on Survivor he was the
most conceited, arrogant and unlikeable person in the show's history. He was a total coward who tried to denigrate others (particularly women) so that he
wouldn't show up as the weak, scared person he really is. He absolutely did lie, in front of millions of people; yet he still thinks that he didn't and
that he played an honourable game. He still thinks that he is a noble and enlightened warrior - yet there is one thing he is obviously ignorant about - anyone
who is truly enlightened does not need to go around constantly telling others how enlightened and noble he is. That's all we ever heard coming out of this
idiot's mouth.
Another lie? When he told his friend on the family visit that everyone had named him "The Dragon Slayer" - without a doubt, the actions of a very delusional player. I mean, he had to have known that everyone watching TV would know he was lying, but in his small mind he really believed it was so. "And the truth shall set you free" - he really needs to take his own advice. Would Tocantins have been less interesting without him in it? Yes, probably. But I know that I almost stopped watching this show in complete disgust at Coach and what he was doing and saying. And for me, that is a big thing as I have been a HUGE fan of Survivor forever and I never thought I would get to that point. Despite Probst's rants about how much he loved Coach and wishes he was on every Season - if they ever had anyone like him on again I really do think I would not watch again. No, I have better things to do with my life than watch this dickhead again. And I reckon many others would do the same - they'd have viewers switching off in droves. Taj was right - Coach needs psychiatric help, and soon. All the "dragon slaying" shit - that is the talk of someone who is completely delusional. It wasn't just in fun - he really believed all that crap. |
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Posts: 49 (06/20/09 2:14 PM) |
He still thinks that he is a noble and enlightened warrior - yet there is one thing he is obviously ignorant about - anyone who is truly enlightened does not need to go around constantly telling others how enlightened and noble he is. That's all we ever heard coming out of this idiot's mouth. Well, perhaps we are not on the same level of nobility and enlightenment as His Royal Self so we are unable to appreciate his twinkly, sparkly, Tinkerbelle-esque, wimpy, I Had A Bad Edit Boo Hoo, Not-A-Warrior, Always Making Excuses greatness. If he was such an awesome Maestro he would not be screwing with the Susanville Symphony. Wouldn't The Metropolitan Opera have snatched him up by now? Or the New York Philharmonic? His dishonesty and failure to recognize that will make it hard for him to be recognized as the Maestro Warrior he thinks he is. He LIED to SBU - and yet cannot even own up to that. He dances all around the word - and cannot say it. He was the good guy after all! You actually buy into all his excuses.. WTF are you smoking? I lasted 7 minutes and 42 seconds before I had to hit stop. You, my friend, are a true warrior - you lasted 1 minute and 42 seconds longer than I did... |
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horsefeathers31 |
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Posts: 139 (06/23/09 12:32 AM) |
SucksPoster wrote:Then we would have to put up with his endless bullshit. He claimed to be the best trumpet player in the world when he was 17. Upon further research we FINALLY found out he won a scholarship for best trumpet player at a certain trumpet players CONVENTION. So, this is an example of how Douche stretches the truth. Take every last thing you have ever heard him say and factor in the above degree of truth stretching and you'll probably FINALLY know the truth. "I was dropped into the Amazon by military helicopter." = I paid a local militia group to ferry me to a certain point by truck. I am a maestro = I badly conduct an orchestra in a town no one had ever heard of 6 months ago. They are out of tune, off rhythm and only people who live in that town come to listen because everybody else goes to San Francisco to listen to a REAL orchestra. You get the idea. |
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Spanky Hot Dog |
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Posts: 3576 (06/28/09 2:13 AM) |
Coachgod <3
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YemaGrl1988 |
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Posts: 6504 (06/28/09 3:10 AM) Registered user |
Coach <3
knowbed. |
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Freakout Ride |
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Posts: 108 (06/29/09 12:08 PM) |
When did we find out he had six girlfriends? And proof.
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maxxfisher |
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Posts: 4763 (06/29/09 1:09 PM) Registered User |
Freakout Ride wrote: 4 fingers, a thumb, his butt plug = 6 girlfriends |
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Llama |
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Posts: 22 (06/29/09 5:27 PM) |
he was such a douche he climbed out of the douch bag into awesomeness.
coachftw |
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FishNChips |
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Posts: 195 (06/29/09 7:33 PM) |
We were watching TV today and there was a show called Tribe on NATGeo,
There was a Gent there who was attacked by small men in a Tribe and they shot an arrow through his head & neck and this truly happened to this Gent, he has the scars and photos to back it up. I think Coach must have watched this show one night and he dreamed it happened to him. People who Bullshit all the time actually believe their own stories after telling so many people, some Doctors say the Bullshitters feel the stories are true after telling them over and over. I got chased by a bear once up in a logging camp in New Hampshire, I had a bag full of McDonnell's and drove up the mountain in my Jeep CJ7, got out to look at these huge trucks and Dozers and the next thing I heard was something big running in the brush straight at me. There was a slight wind, very quiet in the woods, I started running back to the Jeep and I got back inside the soft top Jeep and started it up to scat out of there. Sure enough the bear was in the clearing with a cub, if I did not run back to the Jeep right away the bear would have caught me for sure. The bear went after the McDonnell's fries I threw in the other direction when I started running. I would be dead meat if I did not run back to the Jeep, I'm positive. This is a true story and sorry to say I did not slay any bears, or fuck-up an animals when this happen. It's just a story that really happen. I have told this story many times over the years and it has not grown or changed into a blockbuster hit like Coach's stories. |
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high dudester 2 |
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Posts: 618 (07/11/09 9:32 PM) |
Sierra can't get enough of Coachownage!
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horsefeathers31 |
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Posts: 159 (07/11/09 10:23 PM) |
high dudester 2 wrote:Interesting picture, especially given the fact that Coachbag showed up 'late' and didn't participate in the Kentucky Challenge. Y'all should go over to that forum and listen to them go on about their cop and firefighter charity. They're claiming it is for kids and are going on and on and on about how wonderful the whole thing was. |
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God |
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Posts: 13 (07/12/09 3:36 AM) |
I support Coachownage.
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JackSparrowBauer |
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Posts: 1625 (07/13/09 2:31 PM) |
Coachownage!
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