Complaining at a Restaurant........

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bluesboi		#61	[-]
Posts: 6516 (06/20/09 9:18 PM) Gay Canookian Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It ain't nothing without a little pink. Did I just say that?
yukugajoob		#62	[-]
Posts: 1306 (06/20/09 9:22 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If your jaw hurts from eating a medium-well steak then you have either gotten a bad cut of beef or it was poorly prepared and/or cooked. If you're eating at Outback or some other "trendy" chain steakhouse, then, yes, your jaw will hurt. I can cook a steak that can be cut with a table knife.
Shutterbug78		#63	[-]
Posts: 2352 (06/20/09 9:28 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I rarely complain at a restaurant, and yes, more flies with honey and all that shit. No need to be pissy, but you can ask for what you ordered.
redkramer77		#64	[-]
Posts: 2290 (06/20/09 9:32 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The correct strategy is to ignore it while you are there, go home and call or email the restaurant to complain about your experience there. I have gotten a lot of free meals this way.
WylDawg		#65	[-]
Posts: 18396 (06/20/09 9:34 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It's ok to complain, but it's always a good idea to make it look like it was your fault. If you come at them, they will get pissed, and might do something to it. If you say something like, "Is medium rare suppose to be this bloody? I don't eat steak much maybe I should have said medium?" Because then the waitor will quickly say something like "Oh no, it's not a problem, let me cook it a little more." I totally agree but try telling this to someone who just got the wrong order. In most cases, people's reaction is volatile. Which is what pisses off the waiter, which increases your chance of someone spitting on it. Everytime I'm at a fast food joint people who get the wrong order just go off the fucking handle and start verbally assaulting the 16 year old cashier. So just imagine in a restaurant where you actually pay for service.
SmrtAss		#66	[-]
Posts: 6521 (06/20/09 9:37 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I hope Dell didn't spit in my new laptop.
Kimbob the Magnificent		#67	[-]
Posts: 6907 (06/20/09 10:08 PM) Yes, smarter than you Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It's not all blood, it's mostly melted fat with dye in it. the waiter wants his tip, he doesn't care. The chef, on the other hand, thinks the waiter is an asshole and that the customers are mostly idiots. He might wipe his ass with it as he refires it.
TequilaVaquero		#68	[-]
Posts: 3579 (06/21/09 2:44 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Snuffy Smiff wrote: TequilaVaquero wrote: It's ok to complain, but it's always a good idea to make it look like it was your fault. If you come at them, they will get pissed, and might do something to it. If you say something like, "Is medium rare suppose to be this bloody? I don't eat steak much maybe I should have said medium?" Because then the waitor will quickly say something like "Oh no, it's not a problem, let me cook it a little more." If you tell them it's their fault, they will quickly get defensive and say/think something like "You asked for medium rare dumbass" and then drop it on the floor once they take it back there. Also, if you were wanting to suck this dude's cock, it's always good to get some sort of conversation going. Then they can look like the hero and you don't look like an asshole, and you don't have to feel like Hannibal Lecter. Excellent strategy. Except for the last part. That's kinda icky. Well whatever the gender, whatever the genitals, whatever you want to do to them, something like this will work.
littlepinkone		#69	[-]
Posts: 271 (06/21/09 2:50 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	bluesboi wrote: I'm not that kind of guy. I hate to complain. in public, that is. pussy
meatball77		#70	[-]
Posts: 12180 (06/21/09 2:59 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Eeh, I complain if there's a problem, might get me something for free and I really just want whatever the problem is fixed so I can eat and then go home. I always tip, if I get bad service I complain instead of tip badly.
Shagnanigans		#71	[-]
Posts: 3725 (06/21/09 3:48 PM) I'm not drunk Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yeaaah that kind of complaining will get you spit, Meatball. A server would rather you tipped poorly then have you try to get them fired or in trouble.
Aunt Pappy		#72	[-]
Posts: 18930 (06/21/09 3:52 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Has anyone suggested shooting up the place?
Shemeji Yabara		#73	[-]
Posts: 379 (06/21/09 4:19 PM) Non Sequitur Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You know what sucks about eating out? No way to tip the dishwasher; thar's the bloke that's running the whole joint
1000Proof		#74	[-]
Posts: 11105 (06/21/09 4:25 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
MMMadcow		#75	[-]
Posts: 6828 (06/21/09 4:26 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This is why I prefer to eat at home. Plus, I know for a fact that I wash my hands...
Shemeji Yabara		#76	[-]
Posts: 384 (06/21/09 4:39 PM) Non Sequitur Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What's that scene from "Native Son"? Elena, the Polish chopmom (Shemeji for cook), spits into the soup EVERY DAY. Young Richard, nice black boy, doesn't confront her, just asks why: "Thirsty."
Mrpoopypants		#77	[-]
Posts: 2120 (06/21/09 4:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SmrtAss wrote: I hope Dell didn't spit in my new laptop. ha haaa ,, I used to hear stories of people finding coke bottles in the doors of their new cars ... rattle rattle ...
Shemeji Yabara		#78	[-]
Posts: 398 (06/21/09 5:24 PM) Non Sequitur Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What's his name, Clarence Thomas, would be very interested in what you have to say
NewOrleansIsSinking		#79	[-]
Posts: 11137 (06/21/09 8:49 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I went for dinner tonight and I told the server, I can't have the bun. I'm allergic to it but my friend will have it so give him two. food comes out, bun on my plate. Server picks it up and says Oops and deposits it on my friend's plate.
superguppie		#80	[-]
Posts: 26066 (06/21/09 8:55 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	the e-coli thing," scratch that, old news: PRIONS! Prions can't be killed by heat, so you might as well just eat thefucking thing while it's mooing. Tastes better that way, too.

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