A look back: Teresa the Terrible.
On the first day of Stranded in Mongolia, the contestants voted on a leader for their new tribes. They were called Khans and as Khans they were immune until the merge. The only catch was that in order to keep their immunity, they had to successfully complete tasks along the way. When Oronar's original Khan, Lindsey did not show up to complete her task. Jeff Probst asked for a replacement and Teresa snatched up the opportunity before anyone had the chance to discuss it. The first task as Khans was to successfully sabotage their tribe in the Immunity Challenge. Jeff made this more difficult by assigning the Khan's the final and easiest task in the challenge. All they had to do was repost the puzzle that their tribe had assembled in the public forum. For one entire hour the two Khans stalled as their tribemates wait anxiously, furiously on the sidelines unable to assist them. After the hour was up I allowed them to complete the challenge as quickly as they could under the rules that they could not reveal that the sabotage was their task. 30 Minutes after I allowed it, Hunter finally posted his tribe's puzzle and Tumat won their first (of many) challenges.
With Oronar fuming at Teresa, yet unable to vote her off due to her Khanship and accompanying Immunity, they voted Lindsey off as their first tribe member. However, things really heated up with the second Immunity Challenge when the twist was revealed. This time their task was not to sabotage the challenge, yet Teresa decided to do some sabotaging of her own.
The two Khans were giving the role of assigning sins in the classic Seven Deadly Sins challenge. They were under instructions not to reveal their answers under penalty of DQ from the challenge (and losing Immunity for their tribe.) What they were unaware of was that Teresa had access to the tribe discussion forums where the members of Oronar were bashing her. Here's how it went down.
Teresa - No need to continue Probst. "Shouldn't she have picked obvious answers, instead of trying to trick us." Silas said this! "and molee?" From Kelly. Silas- Envy, Kelly- Greed, Teresa- Pride, Carl- Anger, Ethan- Gluttony, Brandon- Sloth, Jessie- Lust. THAT IS MY LIST AND WE LOSE!! Good job guys keep talking bad about me and the more we will lose these challenges.Lets head to TC
Carl - Wow, what a fucking bitch.
Teresa - Stop talking shit.
Carl - Hard not to when you have to deal with someone throwing temper tantrums.
Teresa - Well I guess I will throw every challenge.
Jessie - Teresa you wonder why nobody likes you? It's because you pull dumb shit like this. This is the second challenge we lost because of YOU. Fuck off you worthless c--t.
Carl - Congratulations, other tribe, btw. If she's still around at the merge please vote her off with no hesitation.
Teresa - LOVE YOU TUMOT <3. I will help you guys at every challenge.
Jeff Probst - Okay, well I have to say that this is a first. I'll be seeing Oronar at the next Tribal Council where Teresa will not be the 2nd person voted off. Congratulations Tumat. Head on out everyone.
Silas - Probst, you need to strip her of her title of Khaan immediately. She missed the 1st challenge, and threw the second challenge... talk about Sabotage. Khann should be a respected position, and obviously she has no respect for her tribe or this game... make the right call here!!!!!!!
Carl - We're fucked.
Ethan - Teresa, why did you have to ruin this for all of us? Now because of this one of us that really wants to be here is going home. That is just not cool at all.
Hunter - Yay, Tumat!!!!!
Rob - I'm glad we won, but sorry it had to be this way.
Brandon - I petitioned teresa's khan to be pulled. she didnt earn it. she fucked the challenge.
Teresa - Nope I posted first in the thread we were supposed to post in! Haha, you guys are stuck with me. Brandon I guess you're gone today and Jessie tomorrow or should we swap the order?
Jeff Probst - We do have a small confession to make in reguards to the first Immunity Challenge. And understand that I am only telling you this to avoid the potential backlash. The first task of the Khaans was to sabotage the tribe in the very first Immunity Challenge. They were told that if they successfully convinced us that they made an effort to throw the challenge, we would grant them their first Individual Immunity and allow them to continue as the tribe Khaan.We originally made it apart of the task to not reveal this at any point afterwards, however I feel it's most adventageous so you guys know we are upholding a clean game. There was a point in the challenge where we told both Khaans that they passed and they could then complete the challenge on their own.
Carl - I kinda figured that there was something going on after I remembered they had hidden instructions.
Silas - well this was the second challenge.... was sabotage to be rewarded in this as well?
Carl - The sabotage was Brandon losing his vote at TC.
Ethan - This is not cool at all.
Brandon - what did I do to you Teresa? I was nothing but nice to you. Well, whatever. do what you want Teresa.
Jeff Probst - The tasks are different for every TC, the first was the only hidden task. I do believe you guys really need to talk some things out. Not every challenge will rely solely on the Khaan so I suggest you guys regroup and try to figure some things out or I'll be seeing a lot more of you in the near future. Head back to camp, I'll see you tomorrow at our regular time of 8c.
Carl - We are unified in our undying hatred.
Jeff Probst - Then we should see a better performance at the next challenge.
Jessie - Tell that to Teresa. The rest of us were performing just fine.
Teresa - Girl let me tell you don't worry bout me i'm amazing at challenges.
Jessie - Jeff, it's apparent Teresa has no respect for any of us. That's why she's throwing these things. Fuck her.
Silas - jeff...talk about respect....we have already put in a lot of time and effort into this game... and because of our fake khaan throwing a challenge... someone who doesn't deserve to be voted out will be.... quitting may be a very acceptable solution... as we wont have to spend a lot of free time playing this game...
Jessie - Jeff, I respect you and I love all the efort you're putting into this game. But if you make the next challenge dependent on the khaan bitch Teresa, I won't have it anymore. She's just going to throw it anyway. Consider THAT.
Teresa - Grow up. He said post who wants to be the Khaan in the thread. I beat you to it, I beat Jessie to it and you guys need to stop WHINING.
Things get even uglier behind the scenes in their private discussion forum.
Carl - She just wants to fuck us at this point because she's a complete and total tool-ass bitch.
Jessie -Teresa you BITCH. Why did you have to ruin it for the whole tribe? You just proved yourself as the mole instead of trying to prove otherwise by THROWING It for us you bitch.
Ethan - WTF why did you do that Teresa, we were just speculating. Why did you do that?
Silas - Teresa we were joking around... this is a team game up until the merge. If we go in without the numbers, we lose. You should be stripped of your title as Khaan for throwing the challenge. You are an elected leader, and you should not just give the challenge to the other team!!!!!!!!!!! Probst, needs to intervene, and take away the title from you, that was despicable...and no respected leader would throw her team under the bus like that, threatening us with your power, which you literally stole from a person who was voted by the team to hold that position.
Teresa - YOU GUYS ARE ASSES. I'll do what I want, stop thinking I'm a mole I never was but I'll begin to be one.
Kelly - Youre too sensitive...Calm down please!
Carl - You're not a mole, you're just a lying sack of shit.
Jessie - ASSES? WHo the fuck threw the challenge for us? Fuck off you dumb worthless old hag.
Teresa - You guys love me! He said post the leader and the THREAD and I bet Jessie to it.
Kelly - Of course we do!! <333
Silas - I AM READY TO THREATEN A WALK OUT... I AM WILLING TO QUIT THIS GAME RIGHT NOW, UNLESS TERESA IS STRIPPED OF THE KHAAN TITLE... WE CAN'T HAVE A LEADER THAT IS WILLING TO QUIT CHALLENGES... IF PROBST WON'T ACQUIESCE THEN HAVE FUN WITH AN EARLY MERGE... AS TERESA CAN JOIN UP WITH TOMUTA, AS SHE IS THE REASON WHY THEY HAVE WON THE FIRST TWO CHALLENGES...
Brandon -OMG you didnt deserve the khaan position. I petitioned it to be pulled. You didnt do the challenge instead you fucked it up. what a selfish bitch
Silas - Teresa regardless of who you hate... you just fucked everyone over on your own tribe...
Teresa - It's part of the game you BIG BABY he said post who wanted to do it in the thread I was faster.Fuck off.
Jessie - Awe mamas shouldnt use that kind of language you dumb bitch!!! And just because you have a crush on me doesn't mean you had to put me as lust.
Silas - it's the way dumbassholes play the game... what good has come from throwing challenges this early in the game? nothing... you could potentially settle a personal vendetta, but it does not help the tribe... this is a team game until the end, and you just alienated yourself from this tribe...and you're only saving grace is the title of Khaan position, and this game would be a complete joke if you held on to that title.... a f&%*ng joke if you keep it.
Jessie - It's funny..I've never done ANYTHING but be NICE and UNDERSTANDING to Teresa yet she wants to fuck me over too? I mean what a c--t.
Silas - The fact that they were given the option to sabotage the 1st challenge, for individual immunity, and she did it is shady as well... Teresa did you not think we could win a challenge as a tribe? You would have been safe that way?
Ethan - I second that. Why would you put us at risk when by winning you would make everyone happy and keep everyone safe?
Jessie - The way in which she sabatoged BOTH challenges is shady.
Ethan - I can't believe how this is developing. How dare you used your kids as an excuse to not be here on the last challenge. Now I dont even believe that is what happened and caused you to miss the challenge.
Jessie - It wasn't. She left so she could have immunity.
Silas - ethan...that was a lie... they were told to sabotage the 1st challenge... meet Fairplay's wife here....
Teresa - Brandon the tribe is wanting you out. They think you're worthless and Jessie is lying about everyone how lovely.
Brandon - how could I be worthless when I did first challenge perfectly. and I ditched my relative just to be in this challenge? OMG that is ridiculous.
Jessie - Teresa is angry and making up mores lies. I love it.
Ethan - Brandon, in my book you are a class act dude. I have respect for you and to me respect is the most important thing you can have from someone else.
Thus began Teresa's Reign of Terror where she successfully lost every single Immunity Challenge for Oronar before losing her Khan title just before the merge and being sent home in a blaze of glory.
Thus concludes our coutdown. I can't wait to see what great stranded moments are in store for us in All-stars 2. All I have to say to those hopefuls who will be playing tomorrow, keep it real. There's nothing worse than fake emotions in an online game. All of these moments I believe were real and raw emotions which is what makes them so amazing. Bring yourself, play your heart out. Play a clean game and you can truly say that you were the best of the best if you end up winning. I think I have a great group ready for tomorrow and I hope it's just as successful as the first All-stars and we can keep this gravy train rolling. Good luck all and I'll see you in Australia!












