ummm, sounds like you lot have nicer dads than I did 
"Fucking Hell, what have I done in my life to deserve a kid like you?"
"Fucking Hell, what have I done in my life to deserve a kid like you?"
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Things all Dads say :\
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Posts: 1380 (06/21/09 9:04 PM) |
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Cuntella |
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Posts: 261 (06/21/09 9:05 PM) |
"You're a disappointment and I regret knocking up your mother." And this is on his deathbed, of course.
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 15039 (06/21/09 9:06 PM) this won't end well.
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how'd you kill him?
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 Meanpeoplesuck1 |
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Posts: 2379 (06/21/09 9:07 PM) Registered user |
Slowly I hope.
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Lila Fowler |
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Posts: 1382 (06/21/09 9:08 PM) |
"I took all of you out of the will! The money's going to [stoopid religious thing thinking he can save his soul in the afterlife despite fucking up 4 lives in this one]" |
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Cuntella |
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Posts: 262 (06/21/09 9:09 PM) |
Bernard Wrangler wrote: Shame or AIDS, who knows. |
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JugheadSpock |
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Posts: 622 (06/21/09 11:49 PM) |
What does your mother want for Christmas (/birthday/mother's day)?
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Zzunk |
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Posts: 5499 (06/22/09 12:36 AM) Registered User |
Don't jump on Daddy's lap, ever!
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survivorchick |
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Posts: 719 (06/22/09 1:21 AM) |
Do you want a belting?
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20toLife |
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Posts: 78 (06/22/09 5:23 AM) Registered user |
"When is you birthday?"
If you don't remember the day you became a father, don't expect me to remember father's day. Same thing goes for your fucking birthday. |
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2ManyAndersons |
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Posts: 9635 (06/22/09 6:06 AM) Registered user |
2MANY! GIMME A BEER!
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 15042 (06/22/09 6:10 AM) this won't end well.
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why is you shirt on inside out?
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GiGiReeno |
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Posts: 45 (06/22/09 6:28 AM) Registered User |
Back when I was a teen (the late 70's) a lot of Dad's would say...
"Why are your eyes so red..." And it wasn't a question! |
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Bonestripper |
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Posts: 1416 (06/22/09 6:39 AM) |
How about I put my foot in your ass
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Eric in San Diego |
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Posts: 592 (06/22/09 5:19 PM) |
"Look, I love you almost as much as I would if you were REALLY my son. Your room in the basement is perfectly fine!"
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Teeanday |
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Posts: 3449 (06/22/09 5:38 PM) Registered User |
1968 my dad invents his own remote control as my brother and i play in our room i hear:
"Chris, come here,... change the channel" not to be forgotten, watching tv dad comes up behind me *SMACK* "that's for nothing, wait until you do something" but my all time favorite, every night before going to sleep, he would kneel beside his bed and pray for his family. |
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For Petes Sake |
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Posts: 459 (06/22/09 5:43 PM) |
Me: "I can't find my keys/shoes/whatever?"
Dad: "Well where did you last put them?" |
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