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Eurytol		#81	[-]
Posts: 7867 (06/23/09 9:16 PM) Badass motherfucker-er Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Oops, I forgot you're funny. OK, all the other ghostnics suck.
ThatSatanGuy		#82	[-]
Posts: 21 (06/23/09 9:21 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Hey, kids! Yeah, Jesus there...heh...it makes sense, you know? I mean, you don't want a bunch of assholes around who ask all sorts of, like, real questions, you know? "Hey, there, Jesus...so, like, why are we here, huh? What's the big plan? The big scheme? What's with the fucking platypus?" No, no...then you'd have to like...answer that shit. Much better to be like..."Hey...don't fall asleep there, okay guys?" and then be all "Hey, I told you all not to fall asleep, and you did anyway. This is why I'm your big ol' Savior guy."
JesusHollaChrist		#83	[-]
Posts: 17 (06/23/09 9:24 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Even I couldn't raise that bit from the dead.
thriving sobi		#84	[-]
Posts: 760 (06/23/09 10:55 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money." - George Carlin

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