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I HAD SEX LAST NIGHT! :)
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 Mrpoopypants |
I HAD SEX LAST NIGHT! :) |
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Posts: 2128 (06/24/09 8:56 AM) |
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ArtfulEgotist |
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Posts: 850 (06/24/09 8:58 AM) Registered user |
And sadly, you left yourself unsatisfied.
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Beefcake |
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Posts: 3461 (06/24/09 8:58 AM) Registered User |
So if there had been a chick there, would it have been a threesome?
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Extremely Stoic |
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Posts: 1035 (06/24/09 8:58 AM) Registered User |
was it oral or anal?
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Pixelthetic |
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Posts: 280 (06/24/09 8:59 AM) |
I thought this could be a dupe of the Buying Using Returning thread, but I'm assuming you didn't charge yourself.
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 2129 (06/24/09 9:02 AM) |
I slapped myself around and shoved panties in my mouth .. I feel like such a whore ...
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bluesboi |
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Posts: 6597 (06/24/09 9:02 AM) Gay Canookian |
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tarzan groupie |
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Posts: 9057 (06/24/09 9:03 AM) Registered user |
I hope you used protection!
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JesusHollaChrist |
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Posts: 21 (06/24/09 9:04 AM) |
OH MY DAD, MY EYES!
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 2130 (06/24/09 9:06 AM) |
I said I'd call me .... but I wont ....
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 15303 (06/24/09 9:07 AM) Registered user |
You probably came first and then rolled over and went to sleep too.
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 2131 (06/24/09 9:09 AM) |
I just cant even believe I got some off of me ... I thought I was way out of my league ...
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ArtfulEgotist |
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Posts: 852 (06/24/09 9:17 AM) Registered user |
Well when you are as drunk you were, you can get a lot farther.
What was it like to wake up next to yourself? |
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Pahrump Mania |
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Posts: 4053 (06/24/09 9:19 AM) Registered user |
So what is it like to have sex with a retard?
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tarzan groupie |
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Posts: 9058 (06/24/09 9:20 AM) Registered user |
I hope you didn't make yourself feel like a booty-call. That would be demoralizing.
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 15306 (06/24/09 9:21 AM) Registered user |
I heard his hand chewed itself off so it could get out of there without waking him up.
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 6593 (06/24/09 9:22 AM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
How was the walk of shame?
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bluesboi |
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Posts: 6601 (06/24/09 9:23 AM) Gay Canookian |
You guys that masterbate are so selfish....you're only in it for yourself.
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Meanpeoplesuck1 |
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Posts: 2462 (06/24/09 9:28 AM) Registered user |
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- In Memory, 9/11/01
