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itsakat |
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throngs of distraught hausfraus have surrounded his home, wailing, rending their housedresses, and holding their Oxiclean aloft. Somebody's gonna have to
call the cops.
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Trixie Delight |
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Let's see if Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson show up for some camera time. |
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nedloh3 |
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I love his early stuff.
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SmrtAss |
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Shamwow guy, Ron Popeil, Billy Mays. Who was the King of Crap?
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robbiefan |
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Why couldn't have been the other guy or the shamwow guy?!?! I liked Billy, he was eye candy.
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jessica has spoken |
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I know I'm late to the party, but if this was #5, who was #1?
Let's hope Brit Brit or Winehouse rounds it out at 6. |
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itsakat |
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Billy Mays was never really accepted by white television. Too hairy.
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2manypixiestix |
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I'm going for the popped blood vessel in his head as cause of death.
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crzypunk2004 |
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4 celebrity deaths in such a short time, so who's next?
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TC |
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itsakat wrote: Heh. In my mind when I picture this scene, "in your eyes" is playing. |
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Baby Jesus Jr |
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Trixie Delight wrote:Someone already used that one, you derivative whore. |
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blockhose |
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I don't think Trixie knows calculus.
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fritoes |
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2manypixiestix wrote: You might be close: http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpp/news/local/hillsborough/plane_landing_tampa_062709 |
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nedloh3 |
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I wonder how much they'll pay to bury him.
$4,000?? No. $2,000?? Too much. You bury him right now for only 3 payments of $19.95. That's right, you can bury a superstar pitchman for only 3 payments of $19.95. Plus you bury him now & we'll throw in a 1/2 of a tuxedo and a solid granulite tombstone. Just like granite but half the weight. Who goes to the grave after burial? Nobody. A solid granulite tombstone is guaranteed to fool even the most distraught family member. |
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buried out back |
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Bury him within the next ten minutes and we'll even pay the shipping and handling.
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goner1 |
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Meanpeoplesuck1 |
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QuiltRicky |
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Every bears mourned over Billy's death. I missed his annoying commericals |
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codayoda1221 |
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Didn't he also have a TV show on TLC?
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Martrae |
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jessica has spoken wrote: David Carradine didn't come out of the closet.... |
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