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ItsAlanisbitch |
In dire need for money. Anybody got a quick way to make a buck? |
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Books for school and bills have got me broke. Am posting this on my phone cause I had to sell my laptop and my birfday is next Friday. Anybody got some kinda
scheme where I can make money fast? Any good medical frauds out there? Won't do prostitution. GOTIT?
Last Edited By: ItsAlanisbitch 06/28/09 10:16 PM.
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The Purple Parrot |
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...Get a part-time job?
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MakePaulaCry |
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Ugh. I read 3/4 of your post and immediately thought that you should start sucking cocks for a dollar a pop, until I read the end. FUCK YOU. STAY POOR THEN.
THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TO MAKE MONEY!
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GrenadeJumper85 |
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Are you gonna Twitter your decision?!
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DeadTwister |
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Scientific Experiments pay the big bucks.
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IFY0USEEKATE |
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Cash4gold?
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blockhose |
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Repeat this sentence:
Me love you long time!
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YemaGrl1988 |
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CALL A HIT MAN!
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ItsAlanisbitch |
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The Purple Parrot wrote: Already have one. And I don't have any gold. Yes |
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ghettofabman |
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(*Quagmire*) "Well.....you could whore yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for $50 bucks! Or, you could whore yourself out to 50 REEEEALLY fat chicks for
$1,000 bucks! Hey, fat chicks need love to! But THEY GOTTA PAY!!1!"
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jgabler |
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Posts: 4235 (06/28/09 10:15 PM) Registered User |
You male or female?
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ItsAlanisbitch |
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jgabler wrote: uhhm. Biologically male? I suppose. Idk |
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jgabler |
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Posts: 4236 (06/28/09 10:26 PM) Registered User |
So I assume you're gae then? Which is good for you in that your target market is more accessible.
Just whore yourself out for a few weeks. |
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NickF227 |
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I think Alanis is a tranny, igab. <_<
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Lila Fowler |
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MASSAGE PARLOUR ---> Happy Endings: hand/mouth + Body Slides: front to back or front to front (if youse a ho) + Straddle Hump + Moustache Rides $2500 1 week no taxman CASH MONEY BITCH Don't work for a Chinese woman. Trust me. ETA: I thought you were a girl. GET THEE TO A GAY BATH SON AND WEAR KNEE PADS |
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OT recruiter |
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seeking arrangment dot com
*ducks* |
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TrafficJam |
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You could donate blood a couple of times. The quickest way would be to get a job as a cocktail waitress at a strip club, the training process is short and you
make good cash every night. If strip bars are not your thing you could go to a place like sonic but the training will last longer than its worth. Also if you
are looking for a "scheme" you could go to a rich town a few miles away where nobody knows you and go door to door asking for donations concerning a
worthy cause, you could print pictures of starving children and create stories about the kids and tell them how a small amount would help greatly, give them
receipts and tell them they can use the donation as a tax write off.
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TrafficJam |
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oops I just read you are male, you are screwed, I guess you coud try the donations bit. Unless you are black, then you are double screwed.
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Sell AMWAY
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bluesboi |
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Buy some weed. Mark it up. Sell on.
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GnarlsInCharge |
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I have an idea I got from Celebrity Apprentice.
Start a lemonade stand then have your Celebrity chums pay for said Lemonade at a price hundreds of dollars above suggested retail value. |
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