Bosses:
14. Ganondorf (Ocarina Of Time; Ganon's Castle)
Hmm, something went wrong with Ganondorf here. Throughout the whole game they paint Ganondorf as the big bad boss. He is one to fear, one to not mess with and one that looks like he's going to be tough to beat. I mean, at least that's what I thought. Getting to him is really fun though. You go through his castle which is basically like all temples put into one. They have him doing some creeper laugh in it too. But when I got to face him. It was really just like fighting P. Ganondorf all-over again. All he could do was throw power orbs around and swoosh around in his cape. Occasisonally, he added some black energy warp thing but I was like "this is it? are you serious?" Thank God they added Ganon or else I would've been TRULY disappointed. Ganon was so much better than pussy ass Ganondorf.
13. Armogohma (Twilight Princess; Temple Of Time)
Armogohma isn't amazing. I mean, it's just a spider (granted, it probably scared the crap out of Kitty Pryde1 but still). I have no fear of spiders, so when I saw this, I was like 'kay. But what really makes Armogohma rank this low was the fact that it was a blatant rip-off Queen Gohma who is a fucking G0ddess. I don't understand why most of the bosses in Twilight Princess were just failed remakes of other bosses. Anyways, Armogohma is pretty much like Queen Gohma, easy to beat and you do it by shooting its eye. Now you fight Armogohma in the temple of time, which comes late in the game. You'd expect it to be a harder challenge? But no, Temple of Time sucked. HARDCORE. So Armogohma does too.
Mini-bosses:
14. Darkhammer (Twilight Princess; Snowpeak Ruins)
Darkhammer is pretty generic. I mean, without seeing this picture, I would have never expected that it was a lizard-beast. But it does get points for looking fucking bad-ass. However, when I fought this guy, it was surprisingly easy. I didn't have much trouble doing it. It's cool that you get a ball and chain in the game. It's fucking amazing. However, Darkhammer ranks this low for being another generic knight-like thing that doesn't bring anything knew to the table. Also, he's really slow when fighting. It defeats the purpose.
13. White Wolfo (Ocarina Of Time; Ice Cavern)
Not the exact picture or the best quality but that is a white wolfo. You have to fight it in the Ice Cavern to retrieve the Iron Boots. Fun fact: the first time I played it, I hit this guy once and he died! I was like "OMG I MUST BE INVICIBLE!" Mama Yema called me a pussy again.
Anyways White Wolfo
is fucking cool. I mean, I love the Wolfos in the game. They're amazing. They howl and are sometimes tough to beat. You fight more than one in the game,
which is why it ranks this low, but it's fun while doing it!
Bosses:
Mini-Bosses:
14. Ganondorf (Ocarina Of Time; Ganon's Castle)
Hmm, something went wrong with Ganondorf here. Throughout the whole game they paint Ganondorf as the big bad boss. He is one to fear, one to not mess with and one that looks like he's going to be tough to beat. I mean, at least that's what I thought. Getting to him is really fun though. You go through his castle which is basically like all temples put into one. They have him doing some creeper laugh in it too. But when I got to face him. It was really just like fighting P. Ganondorf all-over again. All he could do was throw power orbs around and swoosh around in his cape. Occasisonally, he added some black energy warp thing but I was like "this is it? are you serious?" Thank God they added Ganon or else I would've been TRULY disappointed. Ganon was so much better than pussy ass Ganondorf.
13. Armogohma (Twilight Princess; Temple Of Time)
Armogohma isn't amazing. I mean, it's just a spider (granted, it probably scared the crap out of Kitty Pryde1 but still). I have no fear of spiders, so when I saw this, I was like 'kay. But what really makes Armogohma rank this low was the fact that it was a blatant rip-off Queen Gohma who is a fucking G0ddess. I don't understand why most of the bosses in Twilight Princess were just failed remakes of other bosses. Anyways, Armogohma is pretty much like Queen Gohma, easy to beat and you do it by shooting its eye. Now you fight Armogohma in the temple of time, which comes late in the game. You'd expect it to be a harder challenge? But no, Temple of Time sucked. HARDCORE. So Armogohma does too.
Mini-bosses:
14. Darkhammer (Twilight Princess; Snowpeak Ruins)
Darkhammer is pretty generic. I mean, without seeing this picture, I would have never expected that it was a lizard-beast. But it does get points for looking fucking bad-ass. However, when I fought this guy, it was surprisingly easy. I didn't have much trouble doing it. It's cool that you get a ball and chain in the game. It's fucking amazing. However, Darkhammer ranks this low for being another generic knight-like thing that doesn't bring anything knew to the table. Also, he's really slow when fighting. It defeats the purpose.
13. White Wolfo (Ocarina Of Time; Ice Cavern)
Not the exact picture or the best quality but that is a white wolfo. You have to fight it in the Ice Cavern to retrieve the Iron Boots. Fun fact: the first time I played it, I hit this guy once and he died! I was like "OMG I MUST BE INVICIBLE!" Mama Yema called me a pussy again.
Anyways White Wolfo
is fucking cool. I mean, I love the Wolfos in the game. They're amazing. They howl and are sometimes tough to beat. You fight more than one in the game,
which is why it ranks this low, but it's fun while doing it!
Bosses:
Mini-Bosses:
They were quite annoying to kill, iirc.
