OMG. The young couple next door actually set up three small orange cones across their driveway tonight! 
And...it finally happened....I was out front and a "turn around" stopped and asked how to get back on this road on the other side of the construction site. They were from Kintucky trying to get to their daughter's house two towns north. I wanted to say: "Sometimes before you take trips, it's wise to check the state's transportation department for detours"; but I played the friendly Ohioan and gave them the quick "around the country block" directions instead of telling them to go back and follow the detour signs via the major highways. I'm getting old and God is starting to keep track of my points, so...
*scratches penis*
And...it finally happened....I was out front and a "turn around" stopped and asked how to get back on this road on the other side of the construction site. They were from Kintucky trying to get to their daughter's house two towns north. I wanted to say: "Sometimes before you take trips, it's wise to check the state's transportation department for detours"; but I played the friendly Ohioan and gave them the quick "around the country block" directions instead of telling them to go back and follow the detour signs via the major highways. I'm getting old and God is starting to keep track of my points, so...
*scratches penis*
