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Finished watching the show. Things I must comment on:

- Kupono's cocky smugness tonight HAS to get him booted. I liked him in the beginning, but I'm thinking his fucking MUGGING is the most obnoxious, condescending shit ever. Please, PLEASE get off my screen and go the FUCK home.

- I like Jason, I really do. But it was just the saddest thing watching him all resigned in his interviews for the show. However....Nice to see Jason finally LOSE the defeatist attitude tonight. He and Jeanine DELIVERED tonight. I also didn't mind his solo one bit. And another thing.....Shirtless JASON>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shirtless Every Other Guy Left. Period.

- I am sorry, but I am just NOT feeling Ade. I'm not. For me, he is the male Kayla. All technician, no feeling whatsoever. During his solo, I noticed that there was a moment in his pirouette that he was about to topple sideways. The only other person I saw almost fall like that was Randi. His count was faster than the music that was playing and he was all out of sync. And if I see ANOTHER blatant trick-laced SOLO that has nothing to do with the dance, I am gonna LOSE it.

- Brandon was terrific in the group and the partner performances, but that solo.....DUDE, you have got to WORK on the "crispness" and precision of your movements. He definitely outperformed GranMelissa tonight in the Broadway.

- Fuck YOUUUUUU Tabitherrrrrrr and Napoleon for once again delivering less than mediocre choreography. I think it's SAD when Janette hits harder than ADE in hip hop movements. It's even worse because it just speaks to how terrible at choreo Naps and Tabs are. By the by, Janette?!? You did the damn thing in that salsa solo, ma! HOT! Like almost Anya and Pasha hot.

- Jeanine is the SHARPEST female contemporary dancer I have EVER seen on this show, EVER. Her precision in her movements seriously puts that SLOOOOOOOW "grace" that GranMelissa does to SHAME! Jeanine easily the BEST of the night. I cannot believe it. This girl DESERVES final 4 over Melissa, who has the crookedest en pointe technique I have EVER seen a ballerina have. Melissa, go grease them joints! Your bursitis and arthritis is acting up again.

- Finally, Evan. Broadway dancin, milk-shakin, Thayne-badonkadonked Evan. Really enjoyed your solo tonight, even moreso than Brandon and Ade's, and you also were pretty gelled into the African dance (the power's in the booty), but that Viennese Waltz was really cloddy and rough, leg movement wise. I don't think you should go, but really, just because you are short, you gotta work on having grace and lightness BELOW the waist. Booty meat doesn't have to weigh you down, y'know...

All of the judges were tolerable tonight....thanks to Debbie Allen. I'm gonna HAVE to find her street pharmacist and buy that brand of Bermuda that she is smokin.

Basically, Group Performances were both great and equal.

Couplewise:
Jason/Jeanine
Brandon/Melissa
Evan/Kayla
Ade/Janette
Kupono/Randi

Solowise:
Jeanine
Evan
Janette
Jason
Melissa
Brandon
Ade
Kayla
Randi
Kupono

Going home: Randi and Kupono. Randi for being less than stellar on the dance floor, and Kupono for sucking totally and being an obnoxious ass 'tudewise.