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littlebird		#4241	[-]
Posts: 33 (07/17/09 4:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Reid would be a hoot as the next bachelor.
Former Angel Gabriel		#4242	[-]
Posts: 5727 (07/17/09 4:38 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Reid would be awful.
swim4life227		#4243	[-]
Posts: 7549 (07/17/09 4:38 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	croakrqueen wrote: If it does end up being Kiptyn as the Bachelor, I'm not going to lie, I will watch the first episode. Then, I will probably get hooked like every other stupid season. I didn't start watching Jason's season because I thought he was hot, and I didn't watch the whole thing because he was interesting. I watched because they actually were able to get a pretty good group of Bachelorette's together. Yeah I think that it's irrelevent who the bachelor is, it's always about the the bachelorettes. Last season Jason was kinda dull. However, it was one of the best seasons ever because the women were SO catty (<333!). I mean on the first night when Megan was voted off, she flipped them off and said "Fuck you bitches!". Doesn't get better than that.
littlebird		#4244	[-]
Posts: 34 (07/17/09 5:09 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Reid would be better than the Kipster!
dagny1331		#4245	[-]
Posts: 3223 (07/17/09 5:13 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	loveski wrote: I want Tanner P or Michael to be the next Bachelor. Tanner P would be great! That's a re-tread I would watch. Think about it--every date would be shoe shopping, or mani-pedis, or fantasy date foot massages. Some chick would play hard to get and toy with him by wearing surf shoes in the pool. Some slut wpuld try to make inroads by showing up at the meet & greet with Mango-Mango polish, and the other sluts would bitch about her deviousness. Rose ceremonies would be barefoot. And the girls' pics would just be shelves of framed feet. They could do a whole Cinderella/glass slipper theme. Plus Little Tanner would be the best sidekick evah.
Miraclemax		#4246	[-]
Posts: 2963 (07/17/09 6:18 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Tanner P, Dave or Michael would be entertaining. Jake is at least hot. Kipton is both boring and so not hot. Reid would be entertaining because of the fraus only cause they would probably turn on him.
Montaname		#4247	[-]
Posts: 375 (07/17/09 7:05 PM) Hey! I kinda like it here! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	swim4life227 wrote: Yeah I think that it's irrelevent who the bachelor is, it's always about the the bachelorettes. This is why I think Michael would be a great bachelor if they decide they have to do a retread. The bachelorettes would be younger which probably means they would be more stupid and easy to make fun of. But then again, the older women who are afraid that their eggs are drying up have been pretty fun to watch for their desperation. Not sure which age group would bring the most cattiness.
tigeranne		#4248	[-]
Posts: 6624 (07/17/09 7:06 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	dagny1331 wrote: loveski wrote: I want Tanner P or Michael to be the next Bachelor. Tanner P would be great! That's a re-tread I would watch. Think about it--every date would be shoe shopping, or mani-pedis, or fantasy date foot massages. Some chick would play hard to get and toy with him by wearing surf shoes in the pool. Some slut wpuld try to make inroads by showing up at the meet & greet with Mango-Mango polish, and the other sluts would bitch about her deviousness. Rose ceremonies would be barefoot. And the girls' pics would just be shelves of framed feet. They could do a whole Cinderella/glass slipper theme. Plus Little Tanner would be the best sidekick evah. This has MY vote.
croakrqueen		#4249	[-]
Posts: 677 (07/17/09 7:13 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	dagny1331 wrote: loveski wrote: I want Tanner P or Michael to be the next Bachelor. Tanner P would be great! That's a re-tread I would watch. Think about it--every date would be shoe shopping, or mani-pedis, or fantasy date foot massages. Some chick would play hard to get and toy with him by wearing surf shoes in the pool. Some slut wpuld try to make inroads by showing up at the meet & greet with Mango-Mango polish, and the other sluts would bitch about her deviousness. Rose ceremonies would be barefoot. And the girls' pics would just be shelves of framed feet. They could do a whole Cinderella/glass slipper theme. Plus Little Tanner would be the best sidekick evah. They could even have a girl who is missing a toe (sob story potential). Maybe she makes it to F2, but gets turned down for the one that has all 10. If anyone could please PS a pic of either Tanner or just an unknown Bachelor staring at a room full of pictures of feet, I would give you my last rose.
dagny1331		#4250	[-]
Posts: 3224 (07/17/09 7:19 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You know what would be total awesomeness? Reid on TAR. Croakr--love the missing toe story line. It should be a left pinky toe, of course. VO: Tanner faces the most difficult elimination so far. Does he keep the girl who is perfect in every way, and has the most beautiful feet, but is missing her pinky toe due to a childhood tragedy? Or does he keep the girl with all of her toes, but suffers from a small callus? Will he be able to ignore the digit that isn't? (Sorry for the double edit, but I couldn't resist) Tanner VO: The love connection between us feels so strong, but I keep thinking there's something missing... Last Edited By: dagny1331 07/17/09 7:33 PM. Edited 3 times.
croakrqueen		#4251	[-]
Posts: 678 (07/17/09 7:58 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	If Tanner backs out, we could always get Dave for a Bachelor/Intervention crossover. We could bring back all the best female addicts, give them booze and drugs, and let the fighting for Dave begin. Of course, a different type of rock will be offered to the winner than on usual Bachelor seasons.
McWolcott		#4252	[-]
Posts: 11816 (07/17/09 8:07 PM) The Real American Psycho Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I remember when this show started, the Bachelor was a "catch". Like rich or and athlete or really good looking...now it's just retreads. UGH.
Former Angel Gabriel		#4253	[-]
Posts: 5731 (07/17/09 8:10 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	At least Jake was a pilot. Kiptyn is a 31 year old professional surfer. How much longer is that lucrative career going to last?
McWolcott		#4254	[-]
Posts: 11818 (07/17/09 8:21 PM) The Real American Psycho Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I don't want either of them. Honestly, the only bachelors I liked were Andrew Firestone, Byron and Charlie O'Connell
kultainen		#4255	[-]
Posts: 80 (07/17/09 8:23 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	No more retreads. End it. Fresh meat. Kip would bore me to %**$# and he would sit there on his high horse, or surf board, and wait for the girls to come to him. Like, dude, who needs that? Jake? unless you want an alcohol free season where you can't kiss until the third date and the last chance date is the church picnic, no thank you. Reid? well, it might work if you combined Big Brother and The Bach, as you would need a mechanism for the women to eliminate each other since he'd never make up his mind otherwise. And Michael. I know he's 25, but it's 25 going on 20. It would be like watching MTV Spring Break or something. I repeat. Fresh Meat. If I am going to watch this crap, at least let me have fresh meat, and not just pick the carcasses.
McWolcott		#4256	[-]
Posts: 11819 (07/17/09 8:28 PM) The Real American Psycho Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Reid is too short, too neurotic and too dorky. And isn't he living with his parents? Might as well be The Entertainer.
croakrqueen		#4257	[-]
Posts: 679 (07/17/09 8:30 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	McWolcott wrote: I remember when this show started, the Bachelor was a "catch". Now they're just sloppy seconds. The Bachelors I liked were Aaron (at the time, he's kinda fug now), Jesse Palmer <3 and Firestone. I think Travis is hot on the Dr's now, but I thought he was weird looking on his season.
Former Angel Gabriel		#4258	[-]
Posts: 5734 (07/17/09 8:49 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I think Charlie was my favourite. He was the most fun. The others were all interchangeable boring douches. I'd rather have a retread that I would at least want to look at all season than some new fug.
Miraclemax		#4259	[-]
Posts: 2964 (07/17/09 8:53 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Out of the seasons I remember, I liked Andrew Firestone and the one before Brad. Matt? The one that picked Shayne. Mostly cause he was hot. I barely remember the rest. Brad's was entertaining though. Lorenzo and Blob are tied for the most hideous. I still remember Lorenzo's single tear. Unfortunately I don't remember anything else (not even who he picked), except Erica who wanted to be a princess. I'm sharing my opinion on the edit analysis thread. Unfortunately it is the complete opposite of what 99% think. I feel a finger waggy coming on.
McWolcott		#4260	[-]
Posts: 11821 (07/17/09 9:18 PM) The Real American Psycho Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I loved Charlie, he was funny as hell. I liked Andrew because he was pretty hot, cultured and rich. I liked Byron cuz he was pretty real.

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