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PAPAYOKE		#6541	[-]
Posts: 21292 (07/24/09 8:17 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I won't say she doesn't have the talent, but in my opinion as an untrained dancer, she appears to have the least versatility of anyone left.
meatball77		#6542	[-]
Posts: 12720 (07/24/09 8:19 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It's the toughest because it's so technical. That's why it's hard for her to let go of her technique. They're all different though, and when you get to a professional level it's all hard.
Dawnmarise		#6543	[-]
Posts: 62 (07/24/09 8:30 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Hanson wrote: Kayla is this season's partner killer. That's three down on her watch. She appears to have enough of a fanbase to squeak through, but her dances aren't connecting with the audience which is why two out of three partners have been voted out by Ameriker. Shit, if she hadn't been partnered with Fan Fave Evan two weeks ago and was paired with, say, Ade, she would have been three for three. And she's getting good choreo -- she's probably gotten the best choreo overall. I am hoping she gets paired with Ade next week and we will not have to see her pasty android face in the finals. Kayla looks like a transluscent Whippet. Fucking hate her. I can't stand her either. I noticed at the end of the show last night, when they were just lined up celebrating, that she was standing next to Shane S. and he was whispering in her ear, probably saying, "You are so going to win this thing" and right after that, Nigel turned around and freaking kissed her on the cheek. She is well known in the dance world in Cali, and I know choreographers who have worked with her. I feel like the judges treat her as if SHE is doing THEM a favor by being on this show. They act like she is a cut above everyone else and she acts as if she is, too. Deep hatred and I wish she went home last night.
HardEdge1980		#6544	[-]
Posts: 298 (07/24/09 8:51 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Hanson wrote: Kayla is this season's partner killer. That's three down on her watch. She appears to have enough of a fanbase to squeak through, but her dances aren't connecting with the audience which is why two out of three partners have been voted out by Ameriker. Shit, if she hadn't been partnered with Fan Fave Evan two weeks ago and was paired with, say, Ade, she would have been three for three. And she's getting good choreo -- she's probably gotten the best choreo overall. I am hoping she gets paired with Ade next week and we will not have to see her pasty android face in the finals. Kayla looks like a transluscent Whippet. Fucking hate her. X. I was hoping her pasty ass would get booted instead of Janette. I don't care for Melissa either, but I knew the BCD would buy her at least another week, so if we weren't going to lose her, I'd rather get rid of that overrated blonde alien. Screw that, I want her gone before anyone else. To be honest, I was kind of disappointed with the 100th episode. I guess I was expecting some 2-hour, cheesy, bombastic, self-congratulatory bash, but outside of some clip and less than a handful of past routines, it felt like it was just another results show. What the hell was that opening number? I thought Tyce choreographed that crap, or even Joey, but when Cat said Mia, it made some sort of sense. Just when you think she couldn't get any more pretentious. And that Mama Mia crap made me wish someone would just go up there and punch her in the face. Speaking of whom, as someone who didn't watch the second season, this was my first time seeing the much talked about bench routine, and my reaction afterwards was: that won an Emmy? Heidi barely danced, and I felt nothing afterwards. OTOH, the Wade group routine was awesome, especially with Wade dancing in it. I've always wanted to see the choreographers dance in some routines. I liked when they had Lil C and his crew doing a krump routine during one of the finales (I believe it was season three). What an epic waste of time that Katie Holmes routine was. After all that hype, all it was was a lip-synched, barely moving parody of a Judy Garland act. They could've filled up the time with more routines from seasons past. As for the guys, I felt it was going to be either Evan or Jason. With Evan seemingly made of Teflon, it was Jason's time to go, which was too bad because he started to do well when he was no longer partnered with Caitlin and like Melissa, Ade was spared due to the BCD dance, although their cha cha was the worst routine of the evening IMO.T
meatball77		#6545	[-]
Posts: 12722 (07/24/09 8:54 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	To be honest, I was kind of disappointed with the 100th episode. I guess I was expecting some 2-hour, cheesy, bombastic, self-congratulatory bash, but outside of some clip and less than a handful of past routines, it felt like it was just another results show. Agreed
meerkats		#6546	[-]
Posts: 1132 (07/24/09 8:57 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Not Janette! Stupid manipulative cancer dance. I did think the dance was pretty and well-done, but it's the manipulation I hate. All the !#%*! and omg...best thing ever in the history of the world crap that sucks. It's like they were telling viewers if you voted against them, you and your loved ones would all be stricken with cancer as punishment. Ugh. For me, Janette was not only fierce, she was amazing with whatever style they gave her. No matter if the routine or her partner weren't great, she was always fantastic. For me, she seemed to be the only one left who never had a crappy dance. She was most versatile and really, really good.
Hanson		#6547	[-]
Posts: 715 (07/24/09 9:00 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	HardEdge1980 wrote: Speaking of whom, as someone who didn't watch the second season, this was my first time seeing the much talked about bench routine, and my reaction afterwards was: that won an Emmy? Heidi barely danced, and I felt nothing afterwards. I remember watching the Bench Dance when it originally aired, and while I liked it, I was puzzled at some of the accolades it received including the Emmy. Watching it again, there's really not much to it, just a lot of soulful looks and a bench and a flower. I'm not a Mia hater and I at least like almost all her stuff, but if I had a top ten Mia routines list, the Bench Dance would be far down on that list. Just off the top of my head, Hometown Glory, Higher Ground, Mark & Chelsie's week one piece, and last season's group number with Mark as the Ringleader. I'm sure there are three or four others. Yeah, that Katie Holmes thing was overpimped by Nigel. Had he not raised expectations so high, there wouldn't be such a backlash. Nigel is currently scolding people on his Twitter because so many people have tweeted about how much it sucked. And I know she's going to lip-synch while dancing, but jeez lousie -- her lip-synching was freakin' awful. I had made the joke that her lip-synching was worse than Milli Vanilli, but actually, they were good enough to get away with it for a while, and were only discovered when their backing track malfunctioned. Katie Holmes lip-synching was like watching a dubbed Kung Fu movie. I also thought the opening number was Tyce. Because it was a random jumble of cheesey power moves and poses. It's on my list of Mia worst dances with the Bed Dance and Mercy.
Gregoire		#6548	[-]
Posts: 33775 (07/24/09 9:03 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The worst part about the Katie Holmes routine was the fact that she looked like she was trying way too hard to perform a number that had no purpose, and was carried off with little conviction or passion. I felt like I was watching a tribute to Pia Zadora, not Judy Garland.
Liquidsunshine		#6549	[-]
Posts: 3473 (07/24/09 9:13 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	seaguy wrote: Frankie G Morris wrote: Melissa doesn't suck,but she is NO WAY has the talent of the others that are left. I'm not a dancer, but isn't ballet supposed to be one of the toughest type of dance there is? Anyone know? Yes it is. When I was young and thin, I was a ballet dancer, and oh my god, yes, it's tough. Jeannette. Kate Holmes sucked. That whole thing was just weird. I was ever so slightly let down by my favorite Bench Dance. Neither of them danced with as much feeling as the first time (but that's probably because the first time around, they were contestants trying to win the competition). Ramalama <3. One of my favorite group numbers. And I sort of loved that Wade danced with them. Last Edited By: Liquidsunshine 07/24/09 9:16 AM. Edited 2 times.
meatball77		#6550	[-]
Posts: 12723 (07/24/09 9:21 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Part of what made the bench dance so great was the video intro to the dance with Heidi bawling because she couldn't do it. As for the emmys they're not based on difficulty of choreography (because god Jullianne from DWTS?) but on entertainment value.
swim4life227		#6551	[-]
Posts: 7630 (07/24/09 9:25 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I am in t.ears over Janette going I honestly think prior to the performances she wasn't in danger of leaving, probably not be bottom 2. However, Nigel fucking wanted her gone for the shock factor and he knows it. He gave Melissa the cancer dance and then Kayla the pimp spot when it was one of them leaving. Then topped with the fact that they spent a total of 90 seconds commenting on Janette. I'm conflicted on who I want to win. I almost want Evan to win to spite the fuck out of the show. It's a joke he's still there and even more of a joke that he's never been bottom 3. I kinda like Kayla but she reminds me of Lauren. A producer's favorite who never lived up to the potential and continually struggled for votes. Although I guess she's at least shinned here and there. The girl just has no charisma. I kinda like Melissa and her winning would be nice because she isn't 100% a contemporary dancer. Jeanine winning would be somewhat of an underdog because she was fodder originally. Now I think the judges have changed their tune and she will win. Brandon and Ade can fuck off though
Suzy		#6552	[-]
Posts: 253 (07/24/09 9:26 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	cabanachat wrote: For me, far and away the most repulsive thing about the cancer dance was the self-important grandiosity of the judge's "heartfelt" reactions. Good lord, you'd have thought they'd fucking CURED it the way they were carrying on about this thing. I defy anyone just tuning in and seeing that dance without any context or introduction to realize it's even ABOUT breast cancer. It was some beautiful movement and danced well, but the self-congratulating crocodile t.ears literally turned my stomach. I totally agree. My husband and his cousin happened by as I was watching this - and I was embarassed to be seen watching such pretentious bullshit!
PinotEnvy		#6553	[-]
Posts: 2032 (07/24/09 9:27 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I think another reason Bench Dance was so overrated and earned an emmy, was that there really wasn't much competition back then. Although, I am still dumbfounded as to how Mia's lame door dance earned a nomination this year. Better than the bed dance, but it still sucked. Sonia's Garden Dance should have made the list, instead, among many other routines last season.
swim4life227		#6554	[-]
Posts: 7632 (07/24/09 9:31 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I thought the door dance was a Mandy Moore routine?
Hanson		#6555	[-]
Posts: 716 (07/24/09 9:39 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Mia served up two lame dances to work around Twitch's inability to actually, you know... dance. The Bed Dance and then the Door Dance (Mercy). Fucking Twitch.
swim4life227		#6556	[-]
Posts: 7635 (07/24/09 9:43 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I thought Katee was a stone cold bitch but is it just me or was nearly EVERY memorable routine from last season had her in it? Well most of them because Chelsie had a few as well.
KellysMomCalledMeFine		#6557	[-]
Posts: 2096 (07/24/09 9:53 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Jason KMCMF suicide watch O= Jeanine FTMFW at this point. Everyone else can fuck off.
Gregoire		#6558	[-]
Posts: 33780 (07/24/09 10:20 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	PinotEnvy wrote: I think another reason Bench Dance was so overrated and earned an emmy, was that there really wasn't much competition back then. Although, I am still dumbfounded as to how Mia's lame door dance earned a nomination this year. Better than the bed dance, but it still sucked. Sonia's Garden Dance should have made the list, instead, among many other routines last season. Better yet, they shouldn't give Emmys to choreography at all.
Dawnmarise		#6559	[-]
Posts: 63 (07/24/09 10:23 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Suzy wrote: cabanachat wrote: For me, far and away the most repulsive thing about the cancer dance was the self-important grandiosity of the judge's "heartfelt" reactions. Good lord, you'd have thought they'd fucking CURED it the way they were carrying on about this thing. I defy anyone just tuning in and seeing that dance without any context or introduction to realize it's even ABOUT breast cancer. It was some beautiful movement and danced well, but the self-congratulating crocodile t.ears literally turned my stomach. I totally agree. My husband and his cousin happened by as I was watching this - and I was embarassed to be seen watching such pretentious bullshit! ITA too. I was sickened by the judges' reactions. They were acting as if Melissa had just actually announced she had breast cancer. Even if she HAD announced it, that reaction would have been over the top. Sooo pretentious.
Dawnmarise		#6560	[-]
Posts: 64 (07/24/09 10:24 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	swim4life227 wrote: I thought Katee was a stone cold bitch but is it just me or was nearly EVERY memorable routine from last season had her in it? Well most of them because Chelsie had a few as well. I always thought she seemed cold too, but compared to Kayla this season she could win the Miss Congeniality award.

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