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Jenn24		#4481	[-]
Posts: 48 (07/25/09 10:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	kultainen wrote: Bat shit crazy day. The only thing Ed isn't is a child molester,though it's close; and Jill is everthing you knew she'd be when she made up her own mind. Well, since Meli has aleady left for Vegas to MC an event for Absolut and invited Jill with her, I guess they will do the second taping with fraus as their body doubles? Reid should go back to selling real estate in suburbia to nice fraus who move there and break up one of their marriages and live happily ever after. Gimme my Jesse, dammit. Don't forget his worst offense, he actually FARTED at the Rose Ceremony. For all that has been made of him letting one fly, you would think he needs to be put in front of a firing squad for that unforgiveable sin.
kultainen		#4482	[-]
Posts: 99 (07/25/09 10:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	meatball77 wrote: croakrqueen wrote: I had to post this one...too funny: why are people wishing Jillian well, when she played Reid like a fiddle and embarasses him on national TV - ok maybe it was mostly due to editing, but you can use the same excuse with Wes?? personally I DON'T wish her well at all, she is inconsistent with the comments she's made in her interviews, she's a poor judge of character, and she gives women a bad rep. granted there are a ton of idiots like Jillian in the world, but I am ashamed to call her a fellow Canadian and Vancouverite when such a bimbo like that is portrayed on national TV and waving our flag. Isn't that the whole point of the show? To lead on 24 guys and play them like fiddles while picking your favorite? God are they really as stupid in Canada as over here? Well, at least they have universal health care, eh? As for the fiddles: Sounds like a fine plan to me. Bring 'em on. My only criteria: over 6 feet and able to talk in words of at least 4 syllables. And Croak: thanks for the very sweet dreams tonite... ah, Jesse.
Cuauhtemoc Gilmore		#4483	[-]
Posts: 19646 (07/26/09 12:10 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Can you feel the excrement?
croakrqueen		#4484	[-]
Posts: 711 (07/26/09 7:02 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I am 99% sure that they are correct and will be sporting my all-black on Monday... Hopefully all the suicide hotlines are open Monday night at 10. Also, here's to hoping they make St. Reid the next Bachelor. Over half the fraus have already declared that they will not be watching next season, but I'm willing to bet they'd watch Reid. Also, it's always better if it's someone they like, becuase it makes for more interesting reads later when they start turning on them.
swim4life227		#4485	[-]
Posts: 7673 (07/26/09 9:15 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Yesss St. Reid to be the next bachelor. He will inevitably be villanized when he doesn't pick their favo. Jillian is already being bashed to no end for picking Ed.
kultainen		#4486	[-]
Posts: 100 (07/26/09 11:47 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	swim4life227 wrote: Yesss St. Reid to be the next bachelor. He will inevitably be villanized when he doesn't pick their favo. Jillian is already being bashed to no end for picking Ed. Ah, it's what makes them happy. Passive/aggressive to the end. Live in a fantasy world and die in realilty tevlevision. They loved them some Brad, till he ruined their sleuthing and picked no one. So they villified him. They cried with Meanna and loved her most beautiful self until she said no to Jascum and then they wanted to stone her to death. They loved their Sleepless in Seattle bufoon until he pulled the switcheroo, and then they wanted to hang him by his balls (which assumes he has any, but if so I would love to have seen it personally). They just adored their mature, intellingent, peppy, girl next door Jill, and now that she didn't pick their annointed one, she should be burned at the stake. So, I say, fuck them. Don't give them what they want. No to St. Reid (I should have copyrighted this when I first used it).
Carboys Desire		#4487	[-]
Posts: 7710 (07/26/09 11:56 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	This show has a revolving door of viewers depending on who the Bachelor or Bachelorette is, I believe...at least I HOPE! It's so craptacular that anyone who has watched every single season should have their head examined.
swim4life227		#4488	[-]
Posts: 7674 (07/26/09 1:11 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I can see watching every season for the entertainment. However, I can see watching every season thinking there is going to be a true love story everytime.
tigeranne		#4489	[-]
Posts: 6630 (07/26/09 1:18 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I still miss some Juan.
Cuauhtemoc Gilmore		#4490	[-]
Posts: 19668 (07/26/09 2:03 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Carboys Desire wrote: This show has a revolving door of viewers depending on who the Bachelor or Bachelorette is, I believe...at least I HOPE! It's so craptacular that anyone who has watched every single season should have their head examined. I skipped Bachelor seasons 4-10 because I stopped giving a rat's ass. Oh wait I forgot which one was Blob's since I watched a smidgen of that season. But hey, I'm all for a Reid bachelor just so the fraus can turn on him too.
Former Angel Gabriel		#4491	[-]
Posts: 5781 (07/26/09 2:12 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Blob's was season four. I've seen every season and I gave up on them finding love after Jen/Andrew and Meredith/Ian broke up and Blob chose Estella because she was the easiest one to dump for Rebecca Buttplug. The Bachelors are all humourless douches who aren't ready to get married. It's no coincidence that Charlie was the funniest and Byron was the oldest and they are the only two who have stayed with their chosen bitches. Plus they are both alcoholics. As for the Bachelorettes, Jen, DeAnna, and Jillian were too picky and insecure to make any relationship last. They will die alone or marry fatties with money.
Cuauhtemoc Gilmore		#4492	[-]
Posts: 19675 (07/26/09 2:20 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I knew the relationship was doomed when Meredith picked shady Ian.
kultainen		#4493	[-]
Posts: 101 (07/26/09 2:44 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	IJen is already past her prime and didn't age well. She's already settled for neither looks nor money. Meanna won't realize she has to choose until it is too late as she is one self delusional bitch. When she's ready for a fattie with money they won't give her the time of day. Too soon to tell for Jill but Ed's body shots leads me to believe it's not long before the fat part. I have never watched a full season. It's always the cliff note versions for me. But, really isn't that enough?
Former Angel Gabriel		#4494	[-]
Posts: 5782 (07/26/09 2:57 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I will never understand how all those hot guys were attracted to this:
kultainen		#4495	[-]
Posts: 102 (07/26/09 3:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Apparently for many, the lure of being on tv is a short term aphrodesiac. Or they just hired good actors and paid them well.
GlamsSlam		#4496	[-]
Posts: 3883 (07/26/09 3:27 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Former Angel Gabriel wrote: Blob's was season four. I've seen every season and I gave up on them finding love after Jen/Andrew and Meredith/Ian broke up and Blob chose Estella because she was the easiest one to dump for Rebecca Buttplug. The Bachelors are all humourless douches who aren't ready to get married. It's no coincidence that Charlie was the funniest and Byron was the oldest and they are the only two who have stayed with their chosen bitches. Plus they are both alcoholics. As for the Bachelorettes, Jen, DeAnna, and Jillian were too picky and insecure to make any relationship last. They will die alone or marry fatties with money. I think we might have a FAG Daddy right there!
Hunterdonn		#4497	[-]
Posts: 527 (07/26/09 4:03 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	These fantard meltdowns on who does and doesn't get picked are the best. Nothing like a bunch of internets hags crying because Reid isn't going to be picked. Comedy at its best listening to them drone on and on about some dude they "know" from five minutes on TV.
swim4life227		#4498	[-]
Posts: 7675 (07/26/09 4:06 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Former Angel Gabriel wrote: I will never understand how all those hot guys were attracted to this: Who the fuck is that?
poprocks		#4499	[-]
Posts: 85 (07/26/09 4:57 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Former Angel Gabriel wrote: I will never understand how all those hot guys were attracted to this: No comment. I still don't understand why they picked Jillian either.
loveski		#4500	[-]
Posts: 2057 (07/26/09 4:58 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	MANHANDS! aka Meredith

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