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Jenn24		#4621	[-]
Posts: 53 (07/27/09 9:19 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ughh! Jake was my last choice if they were going to do a re-tread. Too fricking boring for me!
loveski		#4622	[-]
Posts: 2071 (07/27/09 9:21 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	And boy, does Chris Harrison hate his guts. He did everything to turn Jill away from the Reidster. Maybe he's secretly a suckster and knew how much more fun it would be for Reid to lose to the flaccid player.
kultainen		#4623	[-]
Posts: 113 (07/27/09 9:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	anders332 wrote: the bachelor isn't back until January - why would they be taping in August?? Kul - are you sure Jake is the bach?? fuck, I'd rather watch Tanner, Wes or the Brittish guy she booted on the second show.
kultainen		#4624	[-]
Posts: 114 (07/27/09 9:41 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	kultainen wrote: anders332 wrote: the bachelor isn't back until January - why would they be taping in August?? Kul - are you sure Jake is the bach?? fuck, I'd rather watch Tanner, Wes or the Brittish guy she booted on the second show. All I know is there is an announcement that went out on Twitter that Jake is the next Bachelor, and the show will actually show at the end of September. Seems that it is being taken seriously out there. Though on FORT, it's Reid. I honestly hope I am wrong, but I do have pretty much confirmed Kip pulled a Melissa and said no. So, pick your poison? Jake or Reid. Seems the powers prefer Jake.
Cuauhtemoc Gilmore		#4625	[-]
Posts: 19702 (07/27/09 9:42 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yeah I had to laugh at this even though it's old. Wednesday, July 8, 2009 Bachelorette Finalist Kiptyn Locke Reveals He Is Actually A Serial Killer Bent On Making Jillian Harris His Evil Love Slave On the heels of finally ousting controversial contestant Wes Hayden, Jillian Harris received some sobering news on Wednesday: one of the three finalists to be her reality show husband is actually a mass murderer. "Kiptyn revealed to us in the man's area that he is actually a serial killer who only wants Jillian so he can ritualistically murder her," fellow finalist Reid Rosenthal told ABC interviewers early Wednesday morning. "I always thought he was a little nuts, but this explains so much about the last six weeks I've been around him. Why he keeps disappearing for lengthy stretches, that vial of blood he keeps around his neck, why he's constantly sharpening cutlery. First Wes and now this guy. What a mess. Jillian should just pick me and get it over with." Wes Hayden, a country singer from Austin, Texas, survived elimination until the final four, despite admitting he was only participating in the show as a publicity stunt. Women across the nation were set into a state of rage each and every week as Wes survived, especially after he told the other men on the show that he has a girlfriend. The combination of his ill motives, lying nature, and the fact that Jillian kept him in the contest this long made him the most hated contest in Bachelorette history. Until now. "These allegations are completely false," Kiptyn told ABC News in response to the allegations. "Do I kill people for fun? Sure. Who doesn't? But I don't want to kill Jillian. I would like it if she would participate in my ritualistic killings. I want her to be my evil disciple, helping me find victims, wearing their dead skin over our bodies as we relish their loss of life - you know, that old, romantic chestnut." - THE EDITOR Posted by brotha B at 6:05 AM 0 comments
azcanadienne		#4626	[-]
Posts: 3086 (07/27/09 9:46 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I HATE myself for being a Reid-tard (hate, hate, *HATE* myself)!!! But after too many decades and too many assholes who took themselves too seriously, and were too too too much into themselves...I'd rather be in it for laughs than for all the cool, smooth, fake doucheuterie on the planet Fuck love and romance - make me giggle! Dibs on 1:43 pm on October 3, in the "It's Over" pool
blackmangopit	what u peeps see in Reid?	#4627	[-]
Posts: 71 (07/27/09 9:51 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	That guy Reid was so frigging fake...I only watched the last few episodes of this dumbass show. What do you see in him?? Don't y'all know this is tv and in tvland, they make up sheit on these reality shows. Jillian was not in love with doofus Reid, it was all for the cameras to create fake drama. Get over it, I could clearly see that she was so into Ed since I started watching when they were in Spain. It seemed like she liked hanging out and making out with Kipton but clearly had a sparkle for Ed the entire time. Reid was the ugly one you gonna talk about looks. Kipton hot, Ed handsome.
azcanadienne		#4628	[-]
Posts: 3087 (07/27/09 10:00 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ummmmmmm......you obviously need to read a little bit more, otherwise you'd know the lecture is kinda a "dur" If you want to be all profound and impactful and shit - you might want to take the second belfry on the right and straight on until insanity...and there you'll find NeverNeverFoRT!!!
swim4life227		#4629	[-]
Posts: 7703 (07/27/09 10:04 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Woah not back until January? I figured they would have had a mid fall season.
Corporette		#4630	[-]
Posts: 198 (07/27/09 10:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jillian needs a little lipo under her chin. That girl has a waddle and a half.
Carboys Desire		#4631	[-]
Posts: 7720 (07/27/09 10:57 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I knew she was going to pick the ugly guy.
Cuauhtemoc Gilmore		#4632	[-]
Posts: 19703 (07/27/09 11:04 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	JAKEOWNAGE!! Although I must say it was satisfying seeing Reid and Kiptyn cry. <3
ShimMe		#4633	[-]
Posts: 3175 (07/27/09 11:57 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I am a full on Reid tard, cause I read the spoilers, and STILL cried when she cut him. ::cuts
peanuts4444		#4634	[-]
Posts: 848 (07/28/09 12:29 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So glad she picked Ed!!!! She should probably stock up on some viagra though, just in case!! How funny was it after Reid left, and she said, Ed better not fucking disappoint me....
Halati0n		#4635	[-]
Posts: 194 (07/28/09 12:33 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm not a Reid fan by any means but I did feel bad for him at the finale. No surprise that Ed was picked. It did seem like Chris helped push Jillian in the direction of Ed.
Undertakeress		#4636	[-]
Posts: 8205 (07/28/09 5:00 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ed's from my hometown.....wonderful, first Miss America 1988, now Mr. Bachelorette
Blatantly Oblivious		#4637	[-]
Posts: 638 (07/28/09 5:04 AM) I don't get most of the jokes Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	As I sat in my Calgon filled bath tub, surrounded by scented vanilla candles and sipping my margarita while clutching my pearls, I was overwhelmed by the choice this lovely young woman had to make. I agonized with her as she tossed Kyptin to the curb, sobbed with her as she once again rejected the adorable Reid, and shed $%! of happiness when she chose Mr. Ed. JUST KIDDING! Actually, the whole time I was thinking what a bunch of scripted crap! Ed seemed a little wooden (no pun intended) Kyptin a little into himself and Reid a little pathetic and Jillian - well if they buy a hot tub she should be okay! I actually only saw the last hour or so because my baseball team was being decimated, much like Kyptyin and Reid. All 3 guys were decent looking in their own way and I always feel kind of sorry for them when they shed $%! - I am a sucker for a guy who is not afraid to shed some $%! although most likely they were croc $%!. How long do you guys give this relationship?
loveski		#4638	[-]
Posts: 2072 (07/28/09 5:40 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Maybe a month or two for pretenses. Or until tonight if he tells her about the girlfriends.
jdconkeroo		#4639	[-]
Posts: 26 (07/28/09 6:37 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Did anybody see the scene where Jillians hair seemed to be on fire? Best part of the whole show. Only bit of excitement. If only it was true : (
Ethel Mae Potter		#4640	[-]
Posts: 18735 (07/28/09 6:57 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Halati0n wrote: I'm not a Reid fan by any means but I did feel bad for him at the finale. No surprise that Ed was picked. It did seem like Chris helped push Jillian in the direction of Ed. Im sorry but the whole thing was scripted...he didnt beg the producers to come back..this was planned at some point during the shooting that she would cut him at 3 and then he would come back and she would decide out of those 3. All I could do was laugh at the dramatic music and terrible acting. Terrible Acting...god people get a grip!!