supersync4d wrote:
Fucking Evan is sooooo the new Fucking Twitch.
Think about it, they're only good in their own respective genres and the reason they made it as far as they did is because of the sexually opressed tweeny c.unts.
HAAAAAAATEE.
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supersync4d wrote: Check. |
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His wenis looks deformed from the back side view. And kinda micro wenis like in the bump and grind photo. I thought we would see a mini pick in his pubes.
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cginspace wrote: And by the way, EVAN'S not the new Twitch; ADE is the new twitch. He just swapped the empty-framed glasses for an afro pick... |
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I still say Evan is the New Twitch. Sorry. People are not gaga over Ade like they were over Twitch.
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cginspace wrote: I still say Ade is the New Twitch. Sorry. The JUDGES are not gaga over Evan like they were over Twitch. |
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Ade at least isn't wearing the pic in his hair during all his solos.
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cginspace |
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I bet he wears it during sex, though.
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flybulldog |
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That's BUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK
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littltimmy |
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I don't feel anyone is the new Twitch. The reason I hated Twitch was because he played along to all the judges overhyping, and had his stupid gimmicks (the
glasses, the T-shirts, the T-shirts with pictures of glasses on them), and then there was the whole "OMG you're so good at Broadway despite this being
outside anything you've done" and him acting so shocked at the praise, despite him being in Hairspray. And let's not forget his ploys for sympathy
votes, with "If I don't make it this year, I'll have to join the navy, and I don't want to join the navy."
Oh, and there's this (around 3:40 onward): Has any contestant ever reacted that way after being announced in the bottom anything? Seriously, no one is as bad as Twitch this year. Evan is the closest to the "they love him so much despite him sucking at a lot of styles" type of dancer, but that isn't the only reason we hated Twitch. Evan isn't trying anything underhanded, he isn't being severely overpimped by the judges, and he isn't resorting to cheesy props/logos to make him memorable. He's more like Neil than anyone; a dancer whom girls are powervoting for because they think he's cute, despite me thinking otherwise, and despite not being that great in other styles. |
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^^^That night pissed me off so badly. First of all Twitch deserved to go home because the two routines he did were horrible. (How Mia got nominated for THAT
instead of Hometown Glory or Beautiful is beyond me) Secondly, he cries like a fucking bitch and she didn't even say he was going home. If he were going
home, I could understand the t.ears, but just annoucing he was in the bottom and he cries like a baby. BULLSHIT! Mark was in the bottom and went home and
handled it better. All in all Fucking Twitch
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cginspace |
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Fucking Twitch.
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cginspace |
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And Evan does his props...
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seaguy |
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This is quite easy.
Fucking Twitch. |
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cginspace |
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And JANETTE!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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seaguy |
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Janette
The show this week will be missing that spark without she and Jason on it. |
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littltimmy wrote: But love him or not, they call Evan out for sucking in a bunch of styles. They never called Twitch out for it, and they (at least Mary and Nigel) never call Ade out, either. [/quote]Evan isn't trying anything underhanded, he isn't being severely overpimped by the judges, and he isn't resorting to cheesy props/logos to make him memorable. He's more like Neil than anyone; a dancer whom girls are powervoting for because they think he's cute, despite me thinking otherwise, and despite not being that great in other styles. [/quote] Ade is resorting to cheesy props to make himself memorable. And is failing miserably... |
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seaguy |
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^ Even posting naked pics on the internets with his ass sticking out isn't making himself memorable either. It's been a non-issue and not even a blip
on the radar it seems.
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OK. I get it. Evan has overstayed his welcome, and the best all-round dancer/performer is gone. Is anyone going to vote? Do any of you have a favorite? This is
the most unfocused I've seen this board in all the seasons of SYTYCD. I admit that I, too, feel a bit apathetic, but I'll take a stab at ranking:
1. Brandon 2. Kayla (although I do think she's a bit robotic aka Danny; she does handle several styles well. She has never been horrid without the choreographer being the key reason for the yuck factor) 3. Jeanine I like her earthy style of dancing. She dances into the floor in a way almost opposite of Melissa's etherial style. She has danced some of the most memorable pieces. 4. Evan. I love him, but I thought he should have exited around F10 or F8. He is limited but the only straight white guy, so the tweens are power voiting him. Yes, he's more like Neil than Twitch in his overstaying his time. 5. Melissa. She's very good, but if she wins this without ever doing ONE STREET STYLE DANCE, it's totally rigged. I find her lacking personality and lacking breadth. I'd much rather watch Jeanine or Brandon dance than Melissa. 6. Ade. He is a bit robotic like Kayla, and the pick thing is annoying. I don't think that he communicates as much emotion as Brandon or Jeanine. And those naughty pics are going to be the death of him, but I don't know if middle America knows about them. Rickey had them on his site for just a fleeting amount of time, behind a cut, and his readers demanded that they be taken down for purient content...and Rickey and his readers are not prudish. I should have voted more for Janette and held voting parties at my house...voting parties at AT&T stores. I failed her. Sniff, Sniff. I cried so hard when she said that the show gave her the confidence to leave her job/school in finance to pursue her passion - dancing. I hope that she has a successful career. |
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