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KellysMomCalledMeFine		#941	[-]
Posts: 2225 (08/01/09 11:33 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Dictatorship wrote: I'm a big fan of Kristen Stewart and I laugh that she looks like a crack whore and she's insane. I have a really good sense of humor, so that's prob why I can laugh at and with people that I like. Yelly's voice was pretty versatile 7 years ago. now not so much She can go from pop rock like MLWSWY to modern ballads like Cry/Already Gone to blues/jazz/old school like Walking After Midnight with ease. That's versatile. Also see Up To The Mountain. Carrie could never do that with the emotion it requires. That chip was left out of her circuitry.
megustalacerveza		#942	[-]
Posts: 294 (08/01/09 11:38 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Dictatorship wrote: megustalacerveza wrote: Well didn't she record the CR reject Sometimes You Leave during the making of her latest flop album? forever if that song had made it on to the album. LMAO SHE DID?? I love Carrie's version of that but figures that Yelly is now digging in the Carrie Underwood trash bin. I think it showd up on ASCAP like a year after Carrie had recorded it but under Yelly's name. Carrie had decided to leave the song off the album so Kara must have given it to Kelly. Last Edited By: megustalacerveza 08/01/09 11:40 AM. Edited 1 times.
Shyster		#943	[-]
Posts: 1901 (08/01/09 12:35 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	MakePaulaCry wrote: KellysMomCalledMeFine wrote: kenc333 wrote: And I'm gonna have to agree that although I like both of them a lot, I think Kelly's voice is more versatile than Carrie's. claps The voice of reason has spoken. Bow down to our leader, Carrie tards. He knows what he's talking about. Amen. I bet Cuntry singing Ave Maria would bring major laffo's! Carrie has sung in church. Her Christmas singles last year shows she can sing gospel like songs. Yelly attempting to sing How Great Thou Art would be laughable! Carrie is the most versatile singer out of the two. Who was NOT INVITED to sing on that cancer charity single "Just Stand Up" again? Carrie has the respect of the R&B pop community than Yelly!
Dictatorship		#944	[-]
Posts: 10944 (08/01/09 12:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	yep and Carrie's How Great Thou Art is widely considered to be one of the best live gospel performances of all time. ave maria, not so much.
krystenB		#945	[-]
Posts: 710 (08/01/09 1:01 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Dictatorship wrote: yep and Carrie's How Great Thou Art is widely considered to be one of the best live gospel performances of all time. ave maria, not so much. By who? Dictatorship wrote: i'd love to see Yelly try Last Name, ITYS, IKYW. she would probably fall over from lack of oxygen and her voice would crack so many times...only a true star can sing those songs. Kelly would kill on the repetitous Last Name. And I think her voice would bring the emotion that is lacking for me in ITYS and the very repetitious IKYW. She would probably change up the main choruses for Last Name and IKYW so they wouldn't sound the same throughout. Plus she wouldn't sing nasally. Carriebots, you better hope that Kelly never picks a Carrie song to sing live. Actually I wish Kelly would sing Alone.
MakePaulaCry		#946	[-]
Posts: 3469 (08/01/09 1:02 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Dictatorship wrote: yep and Carrie's How Great Thou Art is widely considered to be one of the best live gospel performances of all time. ave maria, not so much. LMAO. All time? You fuckholes are so delusional, no wonder you are fans of Cuntry, she seems to attract the backwards cousin fucking hicks like flies to pig shit. Let's see Cuntry hit those notes in Ave Maria, OH WAIT, SHE CAN'T!
KellysMomCalledMeFine		#947	[-]
Posts: 2228 (08/01/09 1:16 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Delusion and jealousy at it's finest. I pity the Carrie fans.
eraserhead19		#948	[-]
Posts: 1722 (08/01/09 1:27 PM) Fantardus Überdramaticus Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Dictatorship wrote: yep and Carrie's How Great Thou Art is widely considered to be one of the best live gospel performances of all time. ave maria, not so much. by who? OMG Dic seriously you need to step away from the fucking computer cuz you've just crossed over into delusionville! Who the fuck has even HEARD her How Great Thou Art other thatn the Opry fans and Carrie tards? Was that song even broadcast on national television? Meanwhile Kelly's Ava Maria was shown in how many countries across the world and watched by how many billions of people? and the praise she received was overwhelming. i'd love to see Yelly try Last Name, ITYS, IKYW. she would probably fall over from lack of oxygen and her voice would crack so many times...only a true star can sing those songs. you know that's not true Dic...i think you actually FEAR Kelly doing one of Carrie's songs.... Kelly would absolutely cause second hand embarrassement for Carrie when she pwnd her bony ass. fuckholes...MPC that's a great word for these idiots! I pity the Carrie fans. me too Yelly attempting to sing How Great Thou Art would be laughable! Carrie is the most versatile singer out of the two. Who was NOT INVITED to sing on that cancer charity single "Just Stand Up" again? OMG so it's MORE impressive to be asked to be ONE of how many singers at a charity event than it is to be asked to sing for the POPE? Shitter, srsly, kill yourself now!
ShesGotYellyClarksonThighs		#949	[-]
Posts: 30 (08/01/09 2:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	� lolz, watch it grow the ending need a remix cus she aintlost shit in 2009
Shyster		#950	[-]
Posts: 1902 (08/01/09 2:25 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Be careful what you wish for. I'd love to see Yelly attempt one of Carrie's song and FAIL! The whole will know she's a faux xinger with mediocre singing chops. If anything, Yelly would change up the song to suit her lower register because that's all she has left. She can't compete with Carrie for any high notes. You all should be afraid...very afraid. But we all know Yelly will puss out and stick to singing bland boring song about being jilted.
MakePaulaCry		#951	[-]
Posts: 3470 (08/01/09 2:34 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Shyster wrote: Be careful what you wish for. I'd love to see Yelly attempt one of Carrie's song and FAIL! The whole will know she's a faux xinger with mediocre singing chops. If anything, Yelly would change up the song to suit her lower register because that's all she has left. She can't compete with Carrie for any high notes. You all should be afraid...very afraid. But we all know Yelly will puss out and stick to singing bland boring song about being jilted. So what was that note Yelly sang on Natural Woman while on American Idol? I EXPECT AN ANSWER THIS TIME.
megustalacerveza		#952	[-]
Posts: 295 (08/01/09 2:38 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	MakePaulaCry wrote: Shyster wrote: Be careful what you wish for. I'd love to see Yelly attempt one of Carrie's song and FAIL! The whole will know she's a faux xinger with mediocre singing chops. If anything, Yelly would change up the song to suit her lower register because that's all she has left. She can't compete with Carrie for any high notes. You all should be afraid...very afraid. But we all know Yelly will puss out and stick to singing bland boring song about being jilted. So what was that note Yelly sang on Natural Woman while on American Idol? I EXPECT AN ANSWER THIS TIME. That was like7 years ago dumbass. These Kellbots really are stupid.
MakePaulaCry		#953	[-]
Posts: 3471 (08/01/09 2:42 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	megustalacerveza wrote: MakePaulaCry wrote: Shyster wrote: Be careful what you wish for. I'd love to see Yelly attempt one of Carrie's song and FAIL! The whole will know she's a faux xinger with mediocre singing chops. If anything, Yelly would change up the song to suit her lower register because that's all she has left. She can't compete with Carrie for any high notes. You all should be afraid...very afraid. But we all know Yelly will puss out and stick to singing bland boring song about being jilted. So what was that note Yelly sang on Natural Woman while on American Idol? I EXPECT AN ANSWER THIS TIME. That was like7 years ago dumbass. These Kellbots really are astute. fixed
KellyClarksonSucks		#954	[-]
Posts: 653 (08/01/09 3:02 PM) Trolling Fantard Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Notice how most of Kelly's songs are about man-hating? Even in the song she stole from Beyonce, she changed Beyonce's beautiful man-loving lyrics into man-hating ones. See for yourself: HALO Lyrics Remember those walls I built Well, baby they're tumbling down And they didn't even put up a fight They didn't even make up a sound I found a way to let you in But I never really had a doubt (because she actually likes men) Standing in the light of your halo I got my angel now It's like I've been awakened Every rule I had you breakin' It's the risk that I'm takin' I ain't never gonna shut you out ( if this were Kelly, he wouldn't even get his foot in the door) Everywhere I'm looking now I'm surrounded by your embrace Baby I can see your halo You know you're my saving grace You're everything I need and more (Kelly would sing this - to a bucket of KFC chicken) It's written all over your face Baby I can feel your halo Pray it won't fade away I can feel your halo halo halo I can see your halo halo halo I can feel your halo halo halo I can see your halo halo halo Hit me like a ray of sun Burning through my darkest night You're the only one that I want Think I'm addicted to your light I swore I'd never fall again But this don't even feel like falling Gravity can't forget To pull me back to the ground again Feels like I've been awakened Every rule I had you breakin' The risk that I'm takin' I'm never gonna shut you out Everywhere I'm looking now I'm surrounded by your embrace ( how sweet and loving) Baby I can see your halo You know you're my saving grace You're everything I need and more It's written all over your face Baby I can feel your halo Pray it won't fade away ALREADY GONE lyrics Remember all the things we wanted Now all our memories they're haunted We were always meant to say goodbye Even with our fists held high It never would've worked out right We were never meant for do or die I didn't want us to burn out I didn't come here to hold you, now I can't stop I want you to know that it doesn't matter Where we take this road someone's gotta go And I want you to know you couldn't have loved me better But I want you to move on so I'm already gone Looking at you makes it harder But I know that you'll find another That doesn't always make you want to cry Started with a perfect kiss then we could feel the poison set in Perfect couldn't keep this love alive (because you didn't want to, lesbo) You know that I love you so, I love you enough to let you go I want you to know that it doesn't matter Where we take this road someone's gotta go And I want you to know you couldn't have loved me better But I want you to move on so I'm already gone I'm already gone, already gone You can't make it feel right when you know that it's wrong I'm already gone, already gone There's no moving on so I'm already gone Already gone, already gone, already gone Already gone, already gone, already gone, yeah Remember all the things we wanted Now all our memories they're haunted We were always meant to say goodbye ( we all know the reason why, too) I want you to know that it doesn't matter Where we take this road someone's gotta go And I want you to know you couldn't have loved me better But I want you to move on so I'm already gone (to the local lesbian bar, that is) I'm already gone, already gone You can't make it feel right when you know that it's wrong I'm already gone, already gone ( you were "gone" from Day One, toots) There's no moving on so I'm already gone
Shyster		#955	[-]
Posts: 1903 (08/01/09 3:03 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	MakePaulaCry wrote: Shyster wrote: Be careful what you wish for. I'd love to see Yelly attempt one of Carrie's song and FAIL! The whole will know she's a faux xinger with mediocre singing chops. If anything, Yelly would change up the song to suit her lower register because that's all she has left. She can't compete with Carrie for any high notes. You all should be afraid...very afraid. But we all know Yelly will puss out and stick to singing bland boring song about being jilted. So what was that note Yelly sang on Natural Woman while on American Idol? I EXPECT AN ANSWER THIS TIME. Typical yelbot. Living in Yelly's past. Yelly should just sing SUBG all the time, she will be forever known as a one hit wonder!
Matt310		#956	[-]
Posts: 705 (08/01/09 3:15 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Shyster wrote: MakePaulaCry wrote: Shyster wrote: Be careful what you wish for. I'd love to see Yelly attempt one of Carrie's song and FAIL! The whole will know she's a faux xinger with mediocre singing chops. If anything, Yelly would change up the song to suit her lower register because that's all she has left. She can't compete with Carrie for any high notes. You all should be afraid...very afraid. But we all know Yelly will puss out and stick to singing bland boring song about being jilted. So what was that note Yelly sang on Natural Woman while on American Idol? I EXPECT AN ANSWER THIS TIME. Typical yelbot. Living in Yelly's past. Yelly should just sing SUBG all the time, she will be forever known as a one hit wonder! By who? You? You are more delusional than Kelly fans at the Express.
megustalacerveza		#957	[-]
Posts: 296 (08/01/09 3:29 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Matt310 wrote: Shyster wrote: MakePaulaCry wrote: Shyster wrote: Be careful what you wish for. I'd love to see Yelly attempt one of Carrie's song and FAIL! The whole will know she's a faux xinger with mediocre singing chops. If anything, Yelly would change up the song to suit her lower register because that's all she has left. She can't compete with Carrie for any high notes. You all should be afraid...very afraid. But we all know Yelly will puss out and stick to singing bland boring song about being jilted. So what was that note Yelly sang on Natural Woman while on American Idol? I EXPECT AN ANSWER THIS TIME. Typical yelbot. Living in Yelly's past. Yelly should just sing SUBG all the time, she will be forever known as a one hit wonder! By who? You? You are more delusional than Kelly fans at the Express. Isn't that you and the rest of the kellbots who post here?
eraserhead19		#958	[-]
Posts: 1724 (08/01/09 3:39 PM) Fantardus Überdramaticus Reply Quote More Recent Posts	wait... so now Kelly can't sing either? OMG this just gets better and better.
Dictatorship		#959	[-]
Posts: 10967 (08/01/09 3:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	yelly has never hit a natural woman note ever since that performance. Carrie hits notes high and low whenever she wants. Yelly just hit medium notes or we get her hoarse crackling when it goes high
MikiBoi		#960	[-]
Posts: 6839 (08/01/09 3:47 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Dictatorship wrote: yelly has never hit a natural woman note ever since that performance. Carrie hits notes high and low whenever she wants. Yelly just hit medium notes or we get her hoarse crackling when it goes high oyyy.

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