Cute Poison wrote:
August 5, 2009 - Wednesdayhttp://blogs.myspace.com/donaldfarmer
In this blog, I'm answering the TOP FIVE most most common questions I get every day. . .
1. WHY DO YOU THINK MEGAN ELIMINATED YOU?
I'm sure Megan just took some very sensible advice from Beyonce and said, "I don't think I'm ready for this jelly."
2. ARE YOU STILL IN LOVE WITH MEGAN?
Of course! And that giant pinup of Brandi C taped directly over my bed means absolutely nothing.
3. WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THOSE SPOTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE?
Actually, when you connect all the dots all my face, you get a a really charming picture of John and Kate Plus Seven. There wasn't room on my face for all eight, but I'm trying!
4. WHAT KIND OF FAN MAIL HAVE YOU BEEN GETTING?
she hears I'm house-broken!
A dog groomer in Fargo has offered to adopt me. Apparently,
5. ARE YOU REALLY A LADY GAGA FAN?
Absolutely! In fact, if I hadn't been eliminated, I was going to use this on the second episode:
"My name is Don,I'm kinda sick,Please don't point and laugh
At my disco stick!
In all other cases that interview would be LOL, but coming from him, it's just really fucking awkward.
@ Megan being flattered with a check for plastic surgery.
