I am a short-dicked, homosexual in need of ADVICE

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Posts: 15 (08/10/09 6:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Today I was walking around the financial district where I live, with my fly OPEN. People were staring and smiling at me ALL DAY LONG, and I thought it was because I am CUTE. I am a bottom, with a short dick, and everyone saw my penis through my fly, and it's only 7 inches long. 6 when flacid. I am humiliated BEYOND BELIEF. Guys just want to fuck me. Is there anyone out there who can help me/date me/fuck me? I'm a very good kisser and I can choke a dick with my perfect, supple tight ass. why were people staring me and NOT saying anything?
visman2002		#1	[-]
Posts: 4083 (08/10/09 6:30 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	So if the online to real life conversion holds true: you're about 2 inches hard?
sadllama		#2	[-]
Posts: 7369 (08/10/09 6:31 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	i'm pretty sure there's something wrong with you if your dick only grows an inch when erect.
ArtfulEgotist		#3	[-]
Posts: 871 (08/10/09 6:34 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	A homo with a short dick? The leper of the gay community.
robbiefan		#4	[-]
Posts: 3971 (08/10/09 6:35 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Didn't you mean 7 inches from the floor?
MidnightPrince69		#5	[-]
Posts: 23446 (08/10/09 6:35 PM) MadStudNYC Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I feel suicidal and you're joking about this? WTF?
jessica has spoken		#6	[-]
Posts: 7047 (08/10/09 6:36 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	!!!!!!!!!!!! Good job dude^
MidnightPrince69		#7	[-]
Posts: 23447 (08/10/09 6:37 PM) MadStudNYC Reply Quote More Recent Posts
Zzunk		#8	[-]
Posts: 5947 (08/10/09 6:38 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I thought you were in Wash. DC earlier today, texting from your Blackberry from the Super 8 with a Hardey's burger dripping from your mouth.
MidnightPrince69		#9	[-]
Posts: 23448 (08/10/09 6:40 PM) MadStudNYC Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Doesn't this belong in the BB forum?
TC		#10	[-]
Posts: 255 (08/10/09 6:54 PM) Spaulding Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Omg. How fucking pitiful.
Eagles K Frodo Mt Doom		#11	[-]
Posts: 668 (08/10/09 6:57 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	alol ok, asnort
SirPaulMuaddib		#12	[-]
Posts: 6620 (08/10/09 7:00 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	What's your phone number.... ummm.... I meant ...WHORE....FILTHY WHORE!
airshowpilot		#13	[-]
Posts: 1094 (08/10/09 7:18 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Mp this thread was reaching, and I may add, rather poorly.
Podunk Town		#14	[-]
Posts: 1650 (08/10/09 7:35 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Hi visman! How are ya!?
B DeBrun		#15	[-]
Posts: 21014 (08/10/09 7:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	So this is what Weems does when he uses up his 5 posts
visman2002		#16	[-]
Posts: 4084 (08/10/09 7:37 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Hi PT!
Podunk Town		#17	[-]
Posts: 1651 (08/10/09 7:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I like your avi.
PhoofeGirl		#18	[-]
Posts: 2778 (08/10/09 7:43 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I am a bottom, with a short dick, and everyone saw my penis through my fly, and it's only 7 inches long. 6 when flacid. Funny - any other guy would measure to be "normal, average" with your stats. But I don't buy the "6 when flacid" bs - this is quite entertaining!
Survivor Boy		#19	[-]
Posts: 6864 (08/10/09 7:45 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	KILL YOURSELF!
Creeping Ivy		#20	[-]
Posts: 4934 (08/10/09 7:51 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Don't let nomii catch you complaining about your size. He'd have no sympathy for you.

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