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Jordan asking Kevin questions about gay sex. Do you need to use lube? Kevin says tons. Jordan says does it hurt? Kevin says yeah at first, but you get used to it. And if you don't do it for a long time, then your hole gets small again. Kevin talking about sex hitting his prostate gland and he has amazing orgasms. Nat is confused over who enjoys it more, the giver or receiver and Kevin confirms it is the giver. Kevin says if they rush sex, it's like a knife in the ass.

Jordan wants to know what is normal for Kevin is it penetration or the other way. Kevin says he likes penetration and sixty nine. Jordan says she loves people, but she gets shy. Michelle and Kevin talk about throwing off inhibitions and not caring about what your SO is thinking during sex. Nat can't understand how gays sixty nine. Kevin spells it out by saying the guys blow each other. Kevin asks Jordan about BJs and Jordan says oh yeah, I think I'm good at that....and then she puts the blankie over her head. "I better not talk about that."

Jordan saying her mom's side of the family is very conservative. They think being gay is wrong. Except for her mom, who is lightening up. Jordan says she doesn't think her family would be rude to him, but they would try to un-gay him. (That ain't rude?) Jordan says she tells her mom all the time that people can't help it. If they are gay they're gay.

Michelle has the scientific evidence to prove gay is gay. Someone give her a grant. Kevin saying he would not have chose being gay. He lost a lot of friends and family about it. Jordan saying her mom is more open-minded than she used to be. Jordan thinks it's all about how you are raised.

FISH for a long time. Back and Jordan is still talking about discrimination about gays. Jeff blames it on people who are ignorant and don't get out and meet different kinds of people.

Michelle called to DR. Nat comes out and says it was the longest DR ever. Jordan on a rant about how people take problems and make them sound like the worse things in the world. Jeff saying it's hard to be positive around negative people. Jeff says if you point a finger, you should have three fingers pointing back at you. Kind of rambling on this.

Kevin says he feels part of the argument with gay marriage about the sanctity of marriage is bull because of the high divorce rate. Jordan agrees, talking about how much her parents hate each other. And FISH again.

More talk about gay and straight relationships. FISH come and go. Not much happening. Kevin just asked Jordan is she knows how she feels about Jeff. Jordan says we're just friends. Natalie says Jordan should have gave him a kiss after he won HOH. She shouldn't be so shy. Jordan says after the show, she hopes she and Jeff will be friends. Kevin says they should all be Facebook buddies. Jordan and Nat both say they don't have Facebook cause of no internet. FISH for like the tenth time in ten minutes.

Back from Fish, and they are talking about car accidents. Russ brings up one that he did not get hurt in. Jordan of course has a friend who did not sign a release, so back to fish. Back. Natalie is giving Jordan crap for not giving Jeff a kiss when he won. Jordan saying she watching all of y'all and I didn't even care who won HOH. She would have been happy for any of them. Jordan says she didn't want to yell names because she didn't want to upset anyone, but she was rooting for them. (Kevin, Nat)

Kevin asks Jeff if he's going to be nominated. Jeff says he has plans. Keving echoes, Plans? Jeff confirms, he has plans. Jeff is telling Nat and Kevin to just come to the HOH and they'll talk tomorrow. Jordan goes, no! You don't want them seeing... Jeff says seeing what? They're welcome to come talk to me. He tells Kevin and Nat that they can come talk to him together or alone. Whatever they wish. Jordan telling Kevin she was convinced he would put her up and Kevin is all, uh-uh! Jeff says he knows. Jeff saying that dude, they just fucking fell in there, slipped in there. Jordan was worried Kevin would be mad at her for Lydia going home. Natalie saying all Kevin and her were worried about was Russell. Natalie is saying she beat Russell. And that he is the only have not this week and he has not had it before. Kevin says he thinks that's fair. Nat thinks they'll shut down the Splish Splash room. Kevin says STOP THE HAVE NOTS PLEASE. (I gotta feel for Kevin on this one.)

Jordan was happy she won the veto. She was like wow. I won that. Nat saying she was nervous giving her speech. Jordan said she had so many scenarios in her head. Kevin says you should always do what is best for you. Nat says tonight has been so fun. Jordan says hasn't it been the best night ever? Nat then predicts that Russell will be going off on someone this week. Jordan is like maybe. Kevin says that if he had won HOH, Jeff would have been totally safe. Jordan claims she wrote nice things about Kevin and Nat in her blog. Jordan says that she is sure people will be bitter, but at least I can say I tried my best. Jordan would love to win 10k too, tho. Nat says she has won 10k, but Russell has too. Jordan wants to win something before the jury house. Kevin brings up they usually give away a vacation. Jordan confesses Jeff and her fought over his Hawaii trip. Recaps this very stupid fight.

Nat saying if she went to Jeff to Hawaii, then maybe her and Jeff would hook up. Jordan saying that was the reason for fight because he wants to hook up in Hawaii. Jordan says it just pissed her off. Jeff now putting his defense on the table, which was that Jordan needs to win 5g and then she can pay for Hawaii. Kevin now talking about how beautiful Hawaii is. Nat saying out of all the prizes that was a nice one. Jeff agrees. He says if he won 5g's he'd just blow it.

Jordan saying DRs are taking FOREVER tonight. They all agree. Nat says since there is no more fights, BB is making them do all these DRs. Jeff has discovered Michelle left the hose on in the jacuzzi. Nat wants to use Chima's muffin mix. She wants blueberry muffins.

There are ANTS in the drawers now. Jeff says it's from all the fucking stupid people who have been putting candy in the drawers. But then he remembers he has some chocolate in there too. Russell tells Michelle not to spay ant killer on the clothes or she might get a rash. Hamsters run around dealing with ant emergency.

Michelle asks Jeff is he drank his four beers and Jeff says yeah. Jordan says they drank up the wine too. She tells Jeff she can't believe the pictures in the room are him. They look nothing like him. Jeff says it is Lincoln. Somebody is playing pool can't see who. Jordan tells Jeff she moved all her stuff into Jeff's bathroom. She lists them off, then says so it is basically like my room. Jeff says he doesn't care. Jordan is tired and wants to take a shower. So does Jeff. Jordan goes, ohhh... Jeff tells her to take a bath and she goes oh yeah.

Jordan says Kevin story touched her. Jeff agrees it was sad. Jordan says I LOVE how you are giving me those looks. Jeff says what? Jordan says she is trying to have a conversation. Jeff says they will talk upstairs. Jeff plans on listening to Bob Marley while she bathes. Jordan saying it was funny they put the cookie dough in his basket. Jeff says they put it in there for you. Jordan says that is sweet. BB yells at Jordan about her mic or something and is cranked loud. Russ says damn, that speaker was in my ear.

Jeff is off to take his shower. He's complaining his back hurts. Tells the others, good night and enjoy! Jordan getting ready to go in. Russ says you don't want to stay and join in on the have not party? Jordan says she's sorry, it sucks! Russ says he thought this might the first time they would all get to sleep in the same room. Jordan finds the T-shit thing and gets excited until she remembers from last week. She goes inside and says she may be back.

Russ is saying wow, almost had her. Michelle says he is low talking and can't hear him. Russ saying that Nat is acting weird. That he thought she would be ought for revenge for Jesse. He can't believe Nat is being so nice to Jeff. Russ think it is shady. Russ says am I far off? Should I not care because it is a game? Russ says that Nat is trying bait Russ into a fight by talking about Chima to him all the time. Michelle says she gets the same feeling. Russ says Nat wants both of them to start a fight, so that she can blame house drama on them. Russ saying there wasn't any horrible people in the house except chima and perhaps Ronnie for treating you like a shit.

Jordan and Jeff in the HOH bathroom. Jeff says it so weird just seeing me in these pictures. Jordan suspicious because Russ was trying so hard to beat Jeff in the comp. If they are on a team, why is Russell getting mad. But then Jordan saw Kevin tried to put a hold on Jeff's bottles, but he missed. So that was shady too. Jordan tells Jeff you got a big decision on your hands. Jordan guesses that Jeff is gonna put up Kevin and Nat and if he has a chance to backdoor Russell. (bangs keyboard. IT AIN'T NO BACK DOOR!) Deep breaths.

Jordan saying it would be good to get rid of one more of Kevin's crowd, that way, if one of them win HOH next week, that Michelle and her can take Jeff off the block. Jordan is confusing Jeff, cause she keeps talking about next week, and she's not figuring in who would go home. Jeff says that he's gonna nom Kevin and Nat, try to backdoor Russell if the moment arrives. sigh. Jeff is getting real snippy with her. Jordan is kind of fumbling around for words here. I think she's drunk.

Missed stuff, cause of puppy. Kevin and Nat still talking. Nat saying that Jeff has the numbers. Kevin says that Lydia pissed Jordan off like crazy. Nat says Lydia called her names, that was her downfall. Nat says and it wasn't even true. She says Jordan is not a ho. Kevin says it was the fat part. Fat ho. Jordan is very sensitive about her weight. Kevin saying it sucks tho, cause the game is out of their hands and they have to really rely...FISH.

Russell and Michelle on the couch. Talking about somebody is after somebody. Russ says he just wishes he could have flipped the switch. Michelle says there is nothing keeping us from talking to him again, just be like...hey look. Russ says that he stuck his neck out on the whole Kevin thing, and but that eventually, Jeff is gonna revert back to the WHO IS LYING thing. Russ says he thinks Jeff has his mind made up to be honest with you. Russ says if I go home, I will still be rooting for you. Kick ass, girl.

Michelle saying it started off very early with her being threatened, and that why she didn't try to squelch Nat and Kevin's lie. They seem to think Jeff will nom them for sure. This is funny. Russ guessing maybe one of each. Him and Nat or Kevin. Michelle says we are running out of people to put up. Michelle says it was funny that they were all pushed out of the room, like nobody wants to be up here, okay. FISH.

Jeff and the ladies out by the hot tub. Nat should never wear olive green bathingsuits. Oh wait, Kevin is there. They're chatting about spiders and the internet. Big shout out to cha cha. Kevin says the first five texts are free or summat. Natalie says dude, I could use that in school. Yeah, sounds like a great way to cheat on tests.

Kevin now telling about i phone bump. You can exchange digits by bumping phone together. Russ (who is in the hot tub) says he has one too. Kevin explains you have to have the ap open on both phones. Jeff goes, good, so you can't be a creep going around bumping people. Jordan says i phone's are way too hi tech for her. Nat agrees.

Jordan now up in the HOH bed. Going to sleep. Skippy decides we need to watch for awhile to be sure. Cut to Russell saying holy shit this thing is fucking hot as he gets out of the hot tub. Back to the HOH, yeah, Jordan is going to sleep.

So the hamsters left out side are just sitting there as if in stupors. Michelle's got coffee, so she's the most talkative. Current topic is how Russ can't stay in the jacuzzi for an hour. Russ asking Michelle is she has showered. Michelle hasn't showered in two days. She asks Russ if she stinks and for him to be honest. Russ says she isn't bad.

I like Russ's shorts. Turquoise plaid. Sounds horrible, but I like it. Michelle telling Russ it is nine-thirty. Russ says it is too early and he's hungry. They've been eating slop churros all day. Russ wants Michelle to make the crackers like Lydia did. Michelle says she will give it a try. Russ says he will help. Oh yay. They found an activity!

Michelle passes Nat in the kitchen and she informs them of her plans. Uh-oh. BB just called Jordan to DR.
Russ and Michelle doing the prep on the slop cracker/chips. Russ and Michelle see muffins on the counter and feel agony.

In the RR, Kevin is asking Nat something about her drawing too much attention at the dinner table. They're discussing possible HOH comps. questions. dates/calendar comp. Kevin talking about a season where they hid the vetos in garbage. Now talking about the one Jesse did last season with the bears, feathers and honey. Kevin says they used fake honey.

In the kitchen, Michelle and Russell are having a silent discussion. Lots of hand gestures, but I can't hear anything except we will talk later. They're both acting kind of giddy.

BB yells at Kevin for obstructing his microphone. Russ says Schemer. In the RR, Kevin is asking Nat if Lydia is already in the jury house. Nat says yes. Kevin says, so Jessie knows everything? Nat says yes. And they slip back into a funk. Or in Nat's case, a funky funk.