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beatles20147 wrote:

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Part of me loves the idea, but I know I'm going to be pissed off when even with the extra hour, they'll still end up asking Laura only one question

Breakdown of the finale:
35 min: Commercials
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8 min: Recap of the season--and this is just the actual recap, not the 30 rehashed scenes that will be shown during the actual episode
11 min: Julie Chen explaining the rules that everyone knows; saying "But first"; giving birth to her baby on national television
7 min: F2 congratulating each other; hugging it out; subsequently going their separate ways and ignoring one another
3 min: Jury talking about how lame the F2 is and saying BS like "I would rather see any one of us win over either of them"; one jokingly wishing they didn't have to vote [this would have been Chima if she were on the jury]
9 min: Jury tries to out-bitch each other as they tell the F2 that they still haven't made their mind up yet; rolling their eyes at every word that comes out of the F2's mouths even if it's something they agree with
6 min: The jurors go to the studio and exchange high-fives with the audience; at least one will drag out their applause by standing around and cupping their ear [this would have been Ronnie if he were on the jury]
3 min: The jury votes; the people who have obvious reasons to vote for/against one of the F2 will poorly attempt to make it sound like they're voting the unexpected way
2 min: Julie announces the winner; the F2 leave the house and enter the studio and the audience starts to realize "Oh crap, you mean there's still another hour of this?"

5 min: Discussing the clique twist and making it sound like a huge game-changer; Julie will ask the contestants to raise their hands if they thought the twist hurt them and then not follow up because it might lead to criticizing production
15 min: Jordeff tribute/"Wedding bells?"/Awkward laughter at the idea that any idiot would be delusional enough to marry someone who was on this show
8 min: Jessie/Lydia/Natalie love triangle; Awkward laughter at the idea that any idiot, much less two, would be delusional enough to find Jessie attractive
2 min: Jessie tries to pronounce a word that has three syllables; is interrupted when the show has to go to commercial
1 min: A segment on Chima that is quickly suppressed when the producers are shocked that she doesn't say what they expect her to
4 min: A segment on how Ronnie is a BB mastermind, not once during which is it brought up that he left before the jury
5 min: "Funny" clips of the season that were replayed during the recap and the show itself ad nauseum as the contestants laugh at how doggone silly they look
3 min, 45 seconds: Casey sings a "funny" rap recap of the season; fans realize that maybe a two-hour finale wasn't a great idea
15 seconds: Braden/Laura/Michele are each asked a yes-or-no question; "Would you do it again?", "Did your background as a neurosurgeon help you at all during the game?" and "Has Playboy come calling yet?" in no particular order