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merkyl |
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Is he still dead?
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Hamdingers |
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I CAN'T STOP DRINKING
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NiceToAnimals |
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Ted Kennedy giving swimming lessons: "First, you open the cah door..."
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merkyl |
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When youre weary, feeling small,
When !*+$! are in your eyes, I will dry them all; Im on your side. when times get rough And friends just cant be found, Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me down. Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me down. |
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Flatulence Symphony |
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Sail on, silver girl
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StatelyWayneManor |
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If he voted for Hillary; he might be alive now.
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PieceOfSquash |
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congrats on being the first to blame the clintons!
i need to remember to put jean kennedy in my deathpool next year. is ethel still kicking? |
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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In the afterlife, Mary Jo gets to drown Teddy everyday
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ag |
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never heard of him
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StatelyWayneManor |
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Yup, Ethel Skakel Kennedy is still alive. Born in 1928!
Skakel? |
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one time post |
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Some of you punks are too young to remember this, but this should not be forgotten:
Mary Jo KopechneAccident Victim
Born: 1940
Died: 18 July 1969 (automobile crash)
Birthplace: Forty Fort, Pennsylvania
Best known as: The woman killed in Ted Kennedy's crash on Chappaquiddick Island
Mary Jo Kopechne was killed in the auto accident that nearly ended Edward Kennedy's political career. Kopechne was a former campaign worker for Kennedy's brother, Robert F. Kennedy (who was assassinated during the
1968 presidential campaign). On 18 July 1969, Kopechne attended a party on Chappaquiddick Island, a short ferry ride off the island of Martha's Vineyard
in Massachusetts. Edward Kennedy and Kopechne left the party together later that night; a short time later, their car plunged off the Dike Bridge into a
pond, where it overturned. Kopechne died in the car. Kennedy swam ashore but didn't report the accident until the next morning, later claiming he had
been dazed by the crash. The details of the incident have never been entirely clear, and Kennedy's critics suggested he had been driving drunk, had
panicked after the accident, or even had tried to arrange a coverup of his involvement. Nothing was ever proved. Kennedy had been considered a likely
candidate for president in 1972; instead he pled guilty to leaving the scene of an accident and had his driver's license revoked for a year.
Extra credit: Books about the incident include Jack Olsen's The Bridge at Chappaquiddick (1969) and Leo Damore's
Senatorial Privilege (1988)... Kopechne's death was overshadowed in national news by the Apollo 11 moon mission, which had launched on
17 July and which culminated in Neil
Armstrong's moon walk on 20 July... Edward Kennedy finally ran for president in 1980, but lost the Democratic nomination to incumbent Jimmy Carter, who then lost in the general election to
Ronald Reagan... 30 years after the incident at
Chappaquiddick, Kennedy's nephew John F. Kennedy,
Jr. was killed in a private plane crash in the ocean off Martha's Vineyard... The bridge at Chappaquiddick is sometimes called Dike Bridge or
Dike Road Bridge. It was closed to cars in 1981 due to disrepair. The bridge was rebuilt and reopened to traffic in 1996.
Copyright © 1998-2006 by Who2?, LLC. All rights reserved. |
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zippityboomboom |
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I hope ex-MTV VJ Kennedy is okay through all this.
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StatelyWayneManor |
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The moral of that story is "Don't Go On The Dike."
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springfeverish |
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The moral of the story is don't fuck a married man. If he's screwing over his wife he's sure as hell not going to put your wellbeing first.
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McWolcott |
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Rest in Peace sir. And thank you for being #1 in my death pool .
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StatelyWayneManor |
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...or, in Kopechne's case...a death pond.
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factoryhurl |
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McWolcott wrote:he was my #1 as well. |
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Flatulence Symphony |
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He was #5 on the list of people I wanted dead.
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Alien Hatchling |
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Now he can't be Obama's chauffeur on the Vineyard! The world is better off today.
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lilnubber |
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The moral of the story is don't get into a car with a guy who's drunk.
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