I was at a co-worker's anniversary party, had about 8 Beers, 3 Margaritas, and 3 Cherry Vodka Sours. (It was all they had left at the end) We were ready
to go and I was chugging the last beer, I had to burp. I made the rounds hugging all the bitches and telling them I had so much fun dancing with them, when all
of a sudden I burp. Now this wasn't a regular ass burp, this burp had friends. I was walking around the table and had a mouthful of vomit. I didn't see
a trash can around, so I had to just swallow it back down. It took two swallows, it was a lot. I felt pretty hardcore, I'll be honest.
Is it normal to swallow your own vomit, or am I some sort of freak vomitrocious bastard?
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What's the most vomit you've swallowed?
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Posts: 4249 (08/30/09 12:06 AM) Registered User |
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Posts: 21717 (08/30/09 12:08 AM) Found a guy with |
If all they had left at the end was cherry vodka sours how could you be chugging the last beer when it was time to go?
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Posts: 8491 (08/30/09 12:09 AM) I need a life |
My step-father's.
I don't want to talk about it. |
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 4250 (08/30/09 12:10 AM) Registered User |
Sorry, it was BYOB. So I had a beer left in my cooler, cherry vodka sours were all they had left at the bar. I didn't want to bring it home.
But very keen squash. You afganys always keep me on my toes. |
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Posts: 9022 (08/30/09 12:11 AM) |
lol @ squash
double lol for "feeling like a homo" |
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Posts: 4251 (08/30/09 12:11 AM) Registered User |
I'm going to start a sport's team and we're going to be the Stepfathers.
Because we beat you and you hate us. CLASSY SHIT *@$%! |
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 21718 (08/30/09 12:12 AM) Found a guy with |
BYOB? Who the hell has a BYOB anniversary party?
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 4252 (08/30/09 12:13 AM) Registered User |
Monsieur Muggles wrote: Better than feeling up a homo. Amirite???? Seriously motherfucker, I danced the cumbia all night. Lay off my gringo ass. I've never fucked a Mexican chick, but after dancing with about 10 of them, I kinda really want to. |
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Posts: 9255 (08/30/09 12:14 AM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) |
Sometimes my Maine Coon scarfs down her food so fast, that she ends up hurling it back up. Then she wolfs down the upchucked vomitus. My hurling style would disallow for the reconsumption process. |
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 4253 (08/30/09 12:15 AM) Registered User |
squashthebeef wrote: MEXICANS! That's who! They have a bunch of freeloading Mexican friends. We established the gringo table, and they invaded us. Remember the fucking Alamo you sumbitch!~ |
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catspasms |
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Posts: 8492 (08/30/09 12:16 AM) I need a life |
TequilaVaquero wrote: That actually wasn't funny... |
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Posts: 9024 (08/30/09 12:18 AM) |
I don't know, you tell me.
Should I prepare the "favo moments of the MoBlo/TeqVaq era" thread? You seem keen on talking tonight. |
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Posts: 4255 (08/30/09 12:21 AM) Registered User |
catspasms wrote: Is it because your step daddy beat you? Is it because my step daddy beat you? Get the fuck out of here you sensitive pussy bitch. It's hard to pick favo moments of MY error. I think it's a tie between racial slurs and drunken slurring. |
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Posts: 9025 (08/30/09 12:28 AM) |
Tell us what you really think of Mexicans, TV.
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 4257 (08/30/09 12:30 AM) Registered User |
Mexicans are my favorite minority. There were probably 300 people there tonight, and maybe 10 were white. 1 was black, YAY THOMAS, the rest we Mexican of some
sort. I love them all, except for the smelly ones.
Have you ever heard of the band Los Arcos? |
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survivorjb2003 |
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Posts: 7412 (08/30/09 12:32 AM) Hellooooo Nurse |
The racist in FD was dragged behind a truck and burned alive.
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 4258 (08/30/09 12:34 AM) Registered User |
You're thinking of Jasper, TX. But it wasn't the racist, it was James Byrd Jr. a black man.
I don't blame you, by the time it gets up to you peops it's bound to be twisted up. |
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Nice save, dude.
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Posts: 13158 (08/30/09 04:20 AM) Registered user |
this much
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