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Paris Hilton		#21	[-]
Posts: 7368 (08/30/09 02:54 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The only real failure in life is the failure to try. Remove this ad Would you help your mom get laid?
Buggles73		#22	[-]
Posts: 27064 (08/30/09 02:58 PM) Kid Hater Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I wouldn't fuck him if that's what you're asking.
Phuz1		#23	[-]
Posts: 4077 (08/30/09 03:02 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're sure "26 and shy" isn't a euphemism for gay? Mom should mind her own fuckin' business.
AlwaysAwesomeAdam		#24	[-]
Posts: 4948 (08/30/09 03:05 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	TequilaVaquero wrote: It wasn't grandchildren, she asked if he needed a condom. You people are all bitches, it's not creepy. Adam, are you a virgin? You can be honest. If by virgin you mean up my ass then yes.
A Bartholomew		#25	[-]
Posts: 5611 (08/30/09 03:05 PM) Patriots:Worst 11-5 team EVER Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'd bang your moms, fuckers. What are you gonna do about it?
The Virgin Murray		#26	[-]
Posts: 1508 (08/30/09 03:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Phuz1 wrote: You're sure "26 and shy" isn't a euphemism for gay? Ding! Ding! Ding! I think we have a winner. Good luck waiting for that grandchild, Mom.
Eurytol		#27	[-]
Posts: 9135 (08/30/09 03:38 PM) Badass motherfucker-er Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Or maybe he is afraid of getting an STD from a woman who's known to be easy? People are funny like that.
robbiefan		#28	[-]
Posts: 4718 (08/30/09 04:18 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Did the mom have a hidden cam in the car?
terrysucks		#29	[-]
Posts: 770 (08/30/09 04:21 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	TequilaVaquero wrote: At the anniversary party last night, one of the people there has a son who is 26 and shy. There was a girl there that is kinda easy, and she was flirting with the son. He ended up leaving and going to the bar with some friends, so the mom was trying to get the son to step up to the plate. The girl needed a ride, so the mom was going to take her over to the bar where her son was at, so she could go home with him. She's pretty much a sure thing. I'll have to ask her if the plan worked out, but she's one of the coolest moms for helping, or at least trying to get her son laid. Would the moms out there (with older kids) help their son get laid? I don't think I really need to ask the dads because that's kinda a duh. (If you wouldn't, you're a horrible dad) Are you sure you're not referring to yourself as the 26 yrs old dude??
2old4MTV		#30	[-]
Posts: 1582 (08/30/09 04:26 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The only real failure in life is the failure to try. Remove this ad Clearly this son is gay. He's 26 and "shy". Some slutty girl is rubbing her boobies all over him so he leaves to go hang out at a bar with "friends". This is definitely a leather bar full of bears and their cubs.
SirPaulMuaddib		#31	[-]
Posts: 6693 (08/30/09 04:34 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Does he lisp? I hear the gaeze lisp.
unduli clone		#32	[-]
Posts: 7039 (08/30/09 04:56 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Paris Hilton wrote: Would you help your mom get laid? This is a much more important question... and the answer is yes.
Danny The Tunnel King		#33	[-]
Posts: 63 (08/30/09 04:57 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My sons are too young for this to be an issue right now, but even if I ever did feel the need to interfere so rampantly in their sex lives, I can't see me trying to hook them up with a young woman who appears to be a total slapper. Trying to set her son up with ole slack is the thin end of the wedge, imo. Next she'll be sitting in, taking notes and offering tips.
sadllama		#34	[-]
Posts: 7675 (08/30/09 05:09 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	1. Pics of the easy girl? 2. Pics of the mom? (she seems fun) 3. Yeah, dude's totally gay.
TequilaVaquero		#35	[-]
Posts: 4275 (08/30/09 05:21 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The Virgin Murray wrote: Phuz1 wrote: You're sure "26 and shy" isn't a euphemism for gay? Ding! Ding! Ding! I think we have a winner. Good luck waiting for that grandchild, Mom. See, I wondered this as well. He did want her, they were texting back and forth, and she asked if he wanted her to bring the girl over to him. He said yes, so it's not that he didn't want it, he just couldn't get up the guts. The girl also had a bunch of friends there, so it was kinda intimidating, I don't exactly blame him. He said at the start of the night that he had to go to a friends birthday party around 11, which is when he left.
sadllama		#36	[-]
Posts: 7676 (08/30/09 05:23 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Also, what 26 year old goes to a party with their mom?
TequilaVaquero		#37	[-]
Posts: 4276 (08/30/09 05:46 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It's like going to a wedding. It's a family friend.
sadllama		#38	[-]
Posts: 7677 (08/30/09 05:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The girl has a bit of a joker face but is still pretty hot. So, yeah, I still say the guy's gay.
TequilaVaquero		#39	[-]
Posts: 4278 (08/30/09 05:53 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Yeah she's not bad looking at all. Especially for a one night stand.
Je Fa		#40	[-]
Posts: 3970 (08/30/09 06:07 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The only real failure in life is the failure to try. Remove this ad Onno wrote: how could you even have sex knowing that your mom was somehow involved in it? isnt needing your mom to get laid the biggest possible blow (AHAHAHAHAAHAH) to ones manhood? A friend of mine basically married someone her mother set her up with. But I guess she doesn't care about her manhood.

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