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blistering wrote:

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This is the thought for the day, Nastile vaporized by lightening.

Of course most of use want to see it ripped apart by rabid wolves, but that isn't going to make it on the live show. Chenbot haute couture does not feature a crime scene bunny suit for wading though gore, no matter how much it helps ratings. So a "production" accident with high voltage cables hit by lightening while Gnat is in the DR will have to work.

Last night I went to sleep hoping beyond hope that there would be two bottles of Everclear and three 20lb sledge hammers in the SR so the HG could give kuntface gnat a steel massage while it was sleeping. I used to dream about chainsaws and fire, then ants stinging him to death. But now it's steel toed boots and a kick Gnat in the face party, those lovely sledge hammers shattering bone and tissue into pulp.

As a Zen Budhist normally I am filled with love for all things, lately meditation brings me not back to clarity of mind and spirit; but rather looking for sales on wood chippers. We must return to the enlightened path, Gnat must die.